Puke

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors...43687

 

...nice

 

gratuitous clevage shot...

 

is that a sunpro tach?

 

seen this before...this guy must be trying hard to sell the car. i hope someone rescues the helpless car lol

 

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... of some very nice h00ts

If this is a current auction, he is relisting it. I remember this one from a few months back.

 

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... of some very nice h00ts
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Yessirreebob!

or, if you prefer other ways to describe, see #'s 1, 9 & 12 below.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY -She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
11. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
13. She is not a TWO BIT ***** - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

 

That aRRRR is Bling Bling y00000000..........

 

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Yessirreebob!

or, if you prefer other ways to describe, see #'s 1, 9 & 12 below.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY -She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
9. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
10. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
11. She is not a **** - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
12. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS -She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
13. She is not a TWO BIT ***** - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
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lol , thats a different way of putting things ....

 

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Is there a difference?!!! I thought they were all cheap.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">HID look Headlamps {VERY BRIGHT} (Almost as bright as a Bi-Xenon BMW lights that I have in an M3 ~ 90% as bright)</TD></TR></TABLE>

I hope to god no one actually believes this.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Extreme Limo Tint (2.5%of light goes through) in rear 3 windows, 5" front windshield tint and 4" front window tint (top of window~rare) </TD></TR></TABLE>


What is so rear about illegal tint???? The size of the fine you'll get??

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Bright Blue LED for alarm nicely centered next to the stick shift. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Ohhhh That's a keeper.

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Is there any other way to have tweeters mountedi n you car.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Viper Alarm System (You can roll your windows down to any height YOU WANT from 50 feet away, and roll them up automatically when you engage the alarm ~ sweeet.)</TD></TR></TABLE>

Did he just compliment his mod in the same sentence......dork.


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And that my friends is the clincher......

 

the car already has a salvage title.. so its whatever at this point anyway.

 

mmmmm the boobies. i think its worth it if it comes with a nice new set of them

 

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yes, very nice set of... gauges...

 

Oh man, are those REAL ****?

 

I posted a thread just like this on ITRCA called you should be ashamed! This car gave me the motivation to start it! Beware what you are about to view may be too much for some R owners!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors...=5335
:goddamn ricer:

 

I am digging the 17"s and the cleavage.

 

*****

 

He's got lots of geyges.

 

Looks like that R is gonna take off with all those gauges in the cockpit.

 

You should win the bidding then sue since the boobies didn't come with the car!

 

ar those genuine JDM *******?

 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors...=5335

 

Nice Boobies

 

that's not a real chick....that's a Real Doll

 

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lol i've been lookin for that site for months!!!