Ok, first off ill give some background of the nite. me and a group off friends were hangin out at my friends house. Everybody was drinking alot(not me bc i was driving and i will NEVER drive my teg while drunk. i love it too much), and at the end of the night i took 3 of my friends(drunk) home. The guy i took home first and everything was good. Then i was taking a his girl home and she was in the front bc she is taller than my girl, so my girl was in the back. All of a sudded the girl fukin throws up in my car!!!! ALL over the passenger side floorboard.I had to calm myself down bc i almost lost it. i was going like 75-80 on a country road and before i could get my car on the side of the road, she had thrown up like 4 times in a row. and it was nasty nasty smirrnof ice. i hate smirnoff ice bc its so damn sweet tasteing. but anyway, the smell was horrible. Luckily it all got on the floor mat and so it didnt seep into the actual floor. there was a little on my seat but not alot. this was at like 1 am in the morning and i take her home after she finished throwing up outside the car. and she took my floor mat and i justgot it back from her a few hours ago. clean as can be. a little splash got on my dash and door but i cleaned that **** as soon as i got home that night. I have febrezed the hell out of that car and there is still a slight smell but its going away as the day goes by. Air out that bitch with the windows down goin 90 on the interstate but all is well now that my car is clean but i hope it never happens agian. well thats the story .
I have learned a valuable lesson, if anyone is drunk in my car for any reason, they WILL have a bag or something bc it took everybit of me not to flip out. I was so pissed beyond belief.
or how bout new rule, if you have drunk any or no getting in my . yeah that sounds good

 

could have been worse.

 

at least she cleaned off your mat for you.
to friends that take responsibility

 

I know what's that like. I took this one girl that had been after me for about year home with a few friends. I didn't want to take her home but no one else would. She's just talking to herslef and **** and when I'm getting near her house. This bitch decides to **** in her pants and i'm my ****** pissed beyond belief! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?! This bitch didn't tell me she was peeing herself, I ******* smelled it!!!! AWWW ******* GOD!! At this point My hands are about to go around her neck by I tried to stay calm but what tip me over the edge was when I told asked her "What the **** are you doing?! You pissed in my car!"

She was like:

"You can clean it. So what? I had to go."

I slammed on my brakes. Threw that bitch on the street and left to the nearest self car wash. I un bolted my seat and with the pressure washer Hosed the hell out of my seat. And it still smelled like ****. I was so pissed. It still pisses me off today.

 

Hehehe that barf story sucks and that **** story was like "Whoa" outta the blue haha. Why the hell would she just **** in your car? WTF?!?! Doesn't she know it's a ???

 

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She was marking her territory

 

some really sick stories!!!

 

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LOL.. That happened to me once but the girl was sitting in the back seat. That **** got into the seat belt buckles and everything. I was out there in the dark cleaning my car until 3:30 in the morning.

I think it's better when they're sitting in the front. At least you can roll the window down and have them barf outside. It's easier to clean off the side of your car than getting that stuff out of the seats.

Try throwing some dryer sheets in there. Those things work too.

 

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Ya she could have **** instead.

 

Atleast she didn't $hit her pants!!! I drove one of my buddies home one night and he puked in car(luckily in a Taco Bell bag), and then $hit himself later that night. Needless to say, he was pretty drunk!

 

that sucks

 

at least she didnt look at you and upchuck over the center console, shifter, both seats and you

 

sorry to hear about that man...i have had only one close call in that type of situation before (knock on wood)...i know i would be pissed...

 

All of you are VERY lucky because if it was me and in my car I'd probably get thrown in jail for assault and battery and not just have to clean the stuff up. Actually in the throw up instance, she handled it well with cleaning your mat, plus she was drunk and you should have been prepared for that to happen...as for the girl pissing...hmm instead of doing that...just leaving her, I woulda taken her to the car wash, told her to relieve her bodily fluids, made her help clean then <U>drive her home</U> *sinister laugh* I woulda got on it sooo hard just to scare her silly for what she did and what she said, then I woulda made her get out 2 miles from her house and let that ho walk home...maybe I'm too harsh...NAH!

 

my friend puked all over my back seat a few years back and I febreezed it cause it stank. Had a beer smell in my car for like a week. &lt;--

 

that was all very entertaining to read

 

Friend's GF turned 21 recently and we came back to my place after hitting up the bars, she had a bag and was puking a ton.. Unfortunately the bag had a hole in the bottom so it was spraying out in a stream like a pissing cupid fountain... Oh well, **** happens...

 

Did you at least get head out of it? I mean, er, B16 head of course.

 

integras and liquor dont mix

 

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Febreeze

 

ya i have used almost an entire bottle of febrezze and i can still smell it a little bit when i get into the car. If it was someone else yeah i would have expected it but this girl has never thrown up around me and ive seen her drink guys to the floor. Guess her body had a fluke. I think im gonna go use up the rest of that febrezze so the smell will go away.

 

Hey, at least she didn't get throw up into your windshield....... it is fun getting that stuff out of the defroster vents

 

This gives me a good idea... I am going to get a huge cargo van. Park at parties and drive drunks home for 5 dollars a ride. Then clean up the puke with a pressure washer hahha

 

just make em walk home