Dumbass Rice Boy
Dumbass Rice Boy
http://www.geocities.com/mmmport_tuner/
Taking a couple quotes from his site...
This is my pride and joy. My civic. I got this car this year after I told my step dad I's movin out, so he got out the wallet and got dis to keep me quiet about hittin my ma. Now, since I ain't got a job, he keeps footin da bill on my mods. Check out my stut bar, and da K&N. Those came from AJ's Import Tunerz in St. Louis. What a sucka my stepdad is... Anyway, I've been known to pull 8 second 0-60 in dis car no problemz. That K&N jumped my HPz up to around 220 I think, cause as soon as I got it on, we damn near left da ground.
Dis is my Neon I got from my friend Mike when he couldn't pay for it no more. I only gotta pay 150 a month for it cause he got it wit a salvage title. This car has been known to smoke many Mustangs in a flash. Me and Mike keep addin stuff to it. So far we got:
Stainless exhaust
Window tint from AJ's
SS Stickerz to get the ladiez
Stripes for speed, dawg
Bumpin stereo to keep it real in da easy side
Goodyear eaglez
Single wiper bladez for better rain protection
GTO lite coverz to look mean
Duel exhaust output for 25 HPz extra to the rear wheelz
Removed da back seat for the nitrous and 18 inchez of sub woofz
We're workin on gettin da performance computer for it and later gonna get some racing slicks I think
Cuz those neons are powerful RWD vehicles...what a tool
[Modified by NBP ITR 01-622, 2:48 AM 6/20/2001]
Taking a couple quotes from his site...
This is my pride and joy. My civic. I got this car this year after I told my step dad I's movin out, so he got out the wallet and got dis to keep me quiet about hittin my ma. Now, since I ain't got a job, he keeps footin da bill on my mods. Check out my stut bar, and da K&N. Those came from AJ's Import Tunerz in St. Louis. What a sucka my stepdad is... Anyway, I've been known to pull 8 second 0-60 in dis car no problemz. That K&N jumped my HPz up to around 220 I think, cause as soon as I got it on, we damn near left da ground.
Dis is my Neon I got from my friend Mike when he couldn't pay for it no more. I only gotta pay 150 a month for it cause he got it wit a salvage title. This car has been known to smoke many Mustangs in a flash. Me and Mike keep addin stuff to it. So far we got:
Stainless exhaust
Window tint from AJ's
SS Stickerz to get the ladiez
Stripes for speed, dawg
Bumpin stereo to keep it real in da easy side
Goodyear eaglez
Single wiper bladez for better rain protection
GTO lite coverz to look mean
Duel exhaust output for 25 HPz extra to the rear wheelz
Removed da back seat for the nitrous and 18 inchez of sub woofz
We're workin on gettin da performance computer for it and later gonna get some racing slicks I think
Cuz those neons are powerful RWD vehicles...what a tool
[Modified by NBP ITR 01-622, 2:48 AM 6/20/2001]
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Re: Dumbass Rice Boy (GoLowDrew)
Identity crisis, miseducation, dyslexia, the list goes on and on. I never thought stickers can get the ladies. That civic with a short ram intake has 220hp, that's way too funny.
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From: Funfax
Re: Dumbass Rice Boy (Unleashed5GHBGS-R)
Dis dude has to be kidding, yo.
Seriously...I do not think it's for real. No one could be that dumb, could they? it's like the Icy Hot Stuntaz...www.geocities.com/icyhotstunaz.html
Seriously...I do not think it's for real. No one could be that dumb, could they? it's like the Icy Hot Stuntaz...www.geocities.com/icyhotstunaz.html
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From: Surrey, BC, Canada
Re: Dumbass Rice Boy (NBP ITR 01-622)
That Neon is quite possibly one of the THE ugliest cars I have ever seen. I frickin' hate that one-wiper-blade thing... what is it for? To save weight?!? It MAKES NO SENSE!!
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