Hey guys the first race of the season is this weekend and I know you all have a million things to do before hitting the road but I need some help. Seeing that all of you, at least those of you that I have met are all nice innocent young men I don't think you'll have any help but I need to find a girl to use for the trophy stuff at the track. I have tried everything but it seems that CMP is located in the middle of nowhere. So one previous trips down there has anyone had much luck.

Hit my email as I will be nuts until we leave. Thanks guys!

Mike DeFord
mike@hyper-fest.com

 

You mean that Cobetto and Bobby won't be scouring the town in search of local hoochies, I mean hotties to dress in scantly clad outfits and have their boyfriends glare at us as we drool?

 

I volunteer Corey's girlfriend


Morgan - who is ducking for cover for that one

 

I volunteer Corey.

Chris - who doesn't want to see Corey scantily clad but it would still be hella funny

 

Is this a reference to the **** star who was at CMP last year? I thought her boyfriend was going to take a swing at me when she came over and started chatting. See if Cobetto can find those two other girls again! (Ewwww)


Matt

 

I heard the girls were bad last year and now that I am on the team I am going to make sure that all eye candy is stuff we WANT to see. I bet I could get Ghetto Booty from Carlisle to drive down. Which one of you has her number?

 

That would be Karl, not me! Hey, why don't you get that security guard from last years custom compact show!!!


Matt

 

You think a girl is going to make a 9 hour drive to the middle of nowhere just to make a few buck? And when I left Carlisle I left the staff numbers as I did not think I would be needing them.

 

Speaking of which.. I just wanted to say congrats Mike, on the new position. Nice to have you on-board with us, and I'm looking forward to seeing you at the races. Hyper-Fest or Not, I hope you'll be at all the Honda-Challenge races.
Good luck finding your girls.

 

Free track time if we offer up our girlfriends?

RJ - who knows this one will get back to him......

 

someone wear a cowsuit!

 

Yeah, lets go get that from drew

 

let's not have a repeat of this.............. Hard Charger!

 

Well there is a hot girl I used to date back in HS in Panama that lives in SC...So what would she get for her services?

 

Is this a reference to the **** star who was at CMP last year? I thought her boyfriend was going to take a swing at me when she came over and started chatting. See if Cobetto can find those two other girls again! (Ewwww)

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which one was the **** star? one of the 3 on the podium?

 

See, you guys are all assuming everying wants to look at hot chicks... see, hot chicks don't really *do it* for me, ya know?

r2x ~ who prefers men for eye candy...

 

I think Diane is volunteering. Maybe I should come down after all.

Warren

 

The best way to see men is the be up front with all of them looking at you.

 

Well here is the thing with a trophy GUY. Most of the paddock is men, men don't dig at looking at other men. Well most of us don't. So paying a young man and covering some expense is a hard thing to do. Now if there is a guy that wants to be a trophy boy for free then I am all up for it providing that there is a girl on the podium. If it's all guys can you imagine what everyone here would do to me. They are thrashing Chris because he found a heavy girl and a **** star. I would NEVER hear the end of it if I put guys on the stage.

Thanks for the congrats. It was a HUGE move but things are smokin' here and going really good. The Hyper Fests and NASA are going to be GOOD. See everyone at CMP. Well not everyone but I will be at all events this year.

.....Off goes Mike looking for male models.

 

If thats the caliber of women in that area... all i can do is thank God i'm having to deal with motorcross stuff this weekend... maybe i got pampered at JMU... but there has to be better looking women down there! Evan, Gerald, Ryan... think we can import some on short notice?

 

Uhhh... aren't those two chicks from VA?

 

OOOH JMU imports, sounds like a plan, they can stay in my hotel room since I'm sure they won't want to be stuck with all the MM Dawgz. I'm sure pimp dog deluxe Gerald can scare up some tail.

 

LOL JMU Imports. JmuDM y0!

I have an ex-gf who really wants to come out to watch, so she should be around sometime this season.

 

Heh.......

 

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