Anyone Remember The Crying Kid Who Jacked The Valve Stem Covers Thread??
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Some Punk Kid Jacked My Valve Stem Covers
Ok I found the story and pictures 
"I was going to buy some new shoes so i parked on a side street and i noticed two young kids on BMX bikes riding around on the other side of the street. *click* i walk away from the car after locking the doors. I looked back at my baby once every 15 feet as i usually do but i notice these kids eyeing my car. Hmmmmm, ok so i keep walking and pretending not to see. Im 1/2 block away as i see those little vultures hover around my car. Im like "oh no you didn't" as i see them squat down to snag my valve stem caps. I bolt outta nowhere like Oj simpson running for the end zone and one kid takes his bike and runs off and i catch the other one. I was shaking from being so pissed, i took his bike literally and i said get the **** outta here, if you dont get me back my valve stems im taking your bike. He starts balling, saying "noo noo i didnt do it!!!! My dad just bought my bike." I open my trunk as if im going to put it in there and he crys like a newborn baby. I yell at him to go get my valve stem caps if he wants his bike. 1 hour goes by, no valve stem covers, a whining little **** whos crying for his mommy. So after calling the other kids parents who were not cooperating, i called the cops. Cops came filed a report, and chewed the little **** out. There were 3 huge cops, who made the kid sit on the ground as they questioned him. He was scared shitless!!! To make a long story short, his parents came and repaid me for the valve stems and i made a "little" profit if you know what i mean.
The whole time i was teasing the kid telling him hes gonna be in jail and he
would'nt stop crying. I took out my camara and took like 10 picts of him and
told him "this is for the cover of tomorrow's newspaper"
[Modified by Jeff Lawrence, 8:47 PM 1/20/2003]
[Modified by Jeff Lawrence, 8:51 PM 1/20/2003]
"I was going to buy some new shoes so i parked on a side street and i noticed two young kids on BMX bikes riding around on the other side of the street. *click* i walk away from the car after locking the doors. I looked back at my baby once every 15 feet as i usually do but i notice these kids eyeing my car. Hmmmmm, ok so i keep walking and pretending not to see. Im 1/2 block away as i see those little vultures hover around my car. Im like "oh no you didn't" as i see them squat down to snag my valve stem caps. I bolt outta nowhere like Oj simpson running for the end zone and one kid takes his bike and runs off and i catch the other one. I was shaking from being so pissed, i took his bike literally and i said get the **** outta here, if you dont get me back my valve stems im taking your bike. He starts balling, saying "noo noo i didnt do it!!!! My dad just bought my bike." I open my trunk as if im going to put it in there and he crys like a newborn baby. I yell at him to go get my valve stem caps if he wants his bike. 1 hour goes by, no valve stem covers, a whining little **** whos crying for his mommy. So after calling the other kids parents who were not cooperating, i called the cops. Cops came filed a report, and chewed the little **** out. There were 3 huge cops, who made the kid sit on the ground as they questioned him. He was scared shitless!!! To make a long story short, his parents came and repaid me for the valve stems and i made a "little" profit if you know what i mean.
The whole time i was teasing the kid telling him hes gonna be in jail and he
would'nt stop crying. I took out my camara and took like 10 picts of him and
told him "this is for the cover of tomorrow's newspaper"
[Modified by Jeff Lawrence, 8:47 PM 1/20/2003]
[Modified by Jeff Lawrence, 8:51 PM 1/20/2003]
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Re: Anyone Remember The Crying Kid Who Jacked The Valve Stem Covers Thread?? (Jeff Lawrence)
I don't have a link to the thread, but I do remember laughing my *** off at the look of terror in that poor little bastard's face. Funny f'ing story 
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Re: Anyone Remember The Crying Kid Who Jacked The Valve Stem Covers Thread?? (nfn15037)
i had my valve stem covers stolen once....it did make me kinda mad...but at least thats all they took
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Re: Anyone Remember The Crying Kid Who Jacked The Valve Stem Covers Thread?? (TypeRPinoY)
That story was classic. I hope that kid learned a lesson.
Somebody please post pics and the associated text.
-kenji
Somebody please post pics and the associated text.
-kenji
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Re: Anyone Remember The Crying Kid Who Jacked The Valve Stem Covers Thread?? (Hooch at 8400-RPM)
Okay, somebody post a link or pics before I get really pissed! 
I've been reading about this **** all mofoin' day. 
seriously though, post something.
I've been reading about this **** all mofoin' day. seriously though, post something.
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Re: Anyone Remember The Crying Kid Who Jacked The Valve Stem Covers Thread?? (MugenMike)
haha, that's too funny... definantly need pictures...
when my emblems were stolen last semester, those **** also took TWO of my brothers valve stem caps (i was running his wheels: stern aguzze so-7's). only TWO of them... and ONE emblem...
when my emblems were stolen last semester, those **** also took TWO of my brothers valve stem caps (i was running his wheels: stern aguzze so-7's). only TWO of them... and ONE emblem...
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Re: Anyone Remember The Crying Kid Who Jacked The Valve Stem Covers Thread?? (Dr Pooface)
i've had like what it seems like 50 valve stem covers stolen and...... NOT ONCE!!! have i caught the guy who did it.....i'd give anything to catch them in the act. i'm so glad you made them cry.....lol
