Thanks to crx.honda-perf.org post
A Ricers Xmas:

"'Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
was a domestic V10 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Dodge, even with it's stock motor,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Viper erupts in clouds of tire smoke

Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V10 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any in that silly thing"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night."

 

good ****, but i think its more members corner material.

 

where's the welcome to last YEAR pic?

Nah it was pretty funny man, but old!

 

1st time I've seen it. I was ROTFLMAO and had to post couldn't resist and if your in NE TN you'll see this all the time Rice O' Rama. Here are some local pics. Needs to be updated though: http://geocities.com/etownrice/

 

hahaheheh

that's was tight yo... I'm keeping that one for the christmas get together.

 

Best line of them all.... "My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,"
ROTFLMAO

 

yes yes, that is the truth get a hatch no need for big erector set wing, no trunk

 

i heard this before some where but it was a mustang rather then a viper.... still nice tho

 

I think the viper is more beliveable...a 4banger can eatup a stang...5.slow!

 

pretty funny.

 

first time i've seen it, pretty cool, too much poetical for me though!!,