Goddam non-workin'-for-their-**** theivin' mother ******* tried to break into my goddam ugly-as-a-turd Caprice last night.

The stupid ***** punched a whole in the passenger side lock with a screwdriver. Of course, that's not a very good way to break into a Chevy and they failed. But now in addition to being ugly and runnig like poopoo, the door is busted as well. Why couldn't they be a bit more clever and take the whole f'in shitpile (so I can go buy a real truck)?

It really is unbelievable. Booklers's CRX, Dan's CRX, Bookler's Prelude, and my Caprice? And here I thought I was immune with my disposable cars.

 

That's fackin' ridiculous. Two thumbs down for theives.

 

That sucks ***. So is the lesson here is that thieves will try to steal anything, but apparently CRXs are easier to get. Maybe I should keep a dog in the car.....


Matt

 

You forgot my GSR . . . twice. It kicked off this trend.

 

What the hell is this world coming to? Are people so hard-up that they're breaking into beaters now? What's wrong with getting a job and living legitimately, again?

Jon
who's glad he locked up his precious 155k-mile, paint-peeling-off, 93 Cherokee

 

why would they want to take the caprice?? what was in it??

 

The golden calf of Mulletude; the LT1

 

Nope, no LT1 - this is an '89 and it has a LO5. Best I can figure they wanted to risk a few years in jail for a $50 CD player and a folding chair from Walmart.

 

But those Walmart chairs are dope