Ok for ALL the HATERS on the ITR. He is my friend, and if you don't believe what he is saying then i can back all this up. This care has raped a C4, beat a C5, raped a Stang Cobra (not the 03 though), Raped my step dads 02 Gt by at least 5 cars, and that one night we ran that prelude by about 10 cars HAHA!!!

As far as the races i have been with him and seen. Ok they are as follow:

Me driving the 02 Stang vs. the ITR: We raced about 6 times from rolls and dead stops. EVERY time there was one constant, he raped me by about 5 cars. And if you people think i can't drive, well then....idk, but i know how to drive and i tried about 4 or 5 diffrent ways of driving the stang.

The C4 vs. The ITR: This was some Asian guy driving a C4 we pulled up to at a light. We beat him by about 2 cars, and he gave his 2 thumbs up after he caught up to us.

The C5 vs. The ITR: This guy KNEW HOW TO DRIVE, his sons has an 11 second CRX that he has help him build. Considering his plates read "N055 4 ME". This race was close, and then in 3rd gear we pulled on him a little and shut it off at around 65 or 70, we had him by about a car and a half.

The Cobra vs. The ITR: Well, this was what a week after he got the car, saw a stand cobra and just ate it up. I would easily say about 2-3 cars, from a dig. Shut em down around 65-70.

TT Rx-7(Moded) vs. The ITR: We know this kid, his car threw down 325 on the Dyno. We took him up to 80 and then he started to pull HARD on us....but until 80 we had him.

The Viper......I will bet this is how it went, everyone underesitmates the 4 banger, i know for a fact he had someone else in the car with him. Steve we need to get Hassan to post that it was what happend. I have a feeling most of you are just haters and true, everyone has their own opinion about Vipers, along with every other car. Me personally, Viper is just a name. It has been embedded into our minds as the fastest street car. IT is just the fact, no one sees then and hardly ever races them which makes them appear faster than we think. ALSO when you get hose times you are dealing with a professional driver, at Sea Level. So figure in Ohio Climate, and a NON-PROFEESIONAL driver....true if it was a pro driver, he may have pulled harder, but it wasn't! I doubt some ammateur can go out in a Ciper and pull an 12.3. I mean look the ITR rated at what 15.1 and he pulls a 14.6/14.5 with it. So i think everyone here just needs to take the validity of this story, and until you can prove it wrong.....DON'T SAY ****

 

The panties are "froggy." Okay?

 

OK. Read this very slowly.

1. Nobody believes you, no matter how many of you little ***** get on here and swear "oh, but it did really happen." Yeah. And my dick is a foot long. No, really, it is.
2. Nobody cares.
3. Both of you are brainless ********.
4. Nobody cares
5. Nobody cares
6. Froggie Panties

If you would like to get flame raped, just keep posting this stupid **** here.

Dumbass.

 

1st off, if you get Hassan in here I will most certainly take this as truth. 2nd, you're as dumb as your friend, please proceed to jump off a cliff holding his hand.

Mine is two feet long! Sucka!

 

RJ.
Wait at least a couple of pages before locking it.

Scott, who no matter how hard he bangs the calculator keys, can't do the math on a 14.5 second car beating multiple sub-14 second cars. Unless of course those cars were driven by slightly retarded monkeys.

PS - Just reminding everyone that this is all Drew's fault.
Way to go Udder Boy

Froggie Panties!!!!
Wheeeeeee!!!


[Modified by Catch 22, 12:29 AM 11/8/2002]

 

lol we're brainless? Yet we're the ones who drive the car and race the car? I mean come on, if you can't sit here and respect him for what he has done, with a 4 banger then ya know, why even bother to post? I mean **** you think we post these kills so we get flammed, no we post then because it is an accomplishment, you go find a Viper race it and post what happens, or any of those other cars. **** at least we got the ***** to post what really happens, reguadless of what you guys THINK happened

 

Are you guys SURE you're from Ohio? I have a feeling you're actually from Kershaw, SC and you're just trying to cover it up.


[Modified by JMU1337, 5:30 AM 11/8/2002]

 

na from Ohio man. We'll get Hassan to post on here.

 

A) Beating a car while its parked/cruising down the street doesn't count as a race

and

B)this thread is going to

 

ok in before the lock

 

1. I don't race on the street because it is a) stupid and b) I drive a pickup truck.

2. I don't race Vipers because they beat me. The same way they would beat you if the driver wasn't getting a hummer while he was "racing" you.

Accomplishment? Drag your pissant *** out to a drag strip or a road course, scan the official results, and post them here. THEN we'll applaud you accomplishment.
All we have right now is a 14.5 second car beating a 13 second car. Damn... that still doesn't add up.

Accomplishment... Sure.
Shouldn't you be in bed by now? Isn't home room pretty early in the morning?

 

Yes, you're brainless for those reasons you just stated.

Having a 14 sec 4 cylinder is no miraculous feat.

The more intelligent members of this forum race on the track.

At the very least people don't post about street racing, because street racing is not promoted on Honda-Tech.

You don't seem to understand that we don't give a crap what happened.

 

Im not going to argue with you guys im done. But Sunday if it is not raining I will post my timeslips.

 

They only go to class twice a week in Kershaw.

 

Do you live outside?

 

NaWz owNZ Joo......i have beat sooo many low 13 second cars it isn't even funny!!!

nos rocks nads!!!!

no one believed me...i never said i was all motor....i just said well if you can't find the NAWZ then i must not be spraying YO......VTEC IS A KILLA ISN"T i would tell them!!!

everyone wanted a b16 after they saw me spank a 2001 COBRA by 5 cars at 135 mphs!!!! yes it was on a publik(c) road....i don't care...it was more than safe!!!

 

If its raining no track day

 

Ok look, i was in the car with Steve when he raced this Viper. What he is saying is true, we hung with the Viper until about 145. At that time he was only about 5 cars ahead of us. I don't see why you guys don't believe him. But oh well.

 

Chad =

 

Unless it's something under 13 seconds. Don't even bother.

Please understand that posting 14.5 second time slips is only going to demonstrate that there really is nothing great about you and your car. It will make your little stories even less believable.

And don't misunderstand me, I'm not saying you didn't beat a Viper. I'm saying that you beat a Viper with something other than a remotely competent driver behind the wheel.

The best thing that you sKiLLz mAstAs can do is enter the next driver's school at mid ohio and see what it's like to really DRIVE. Trust me, you currently have no clue and you're going to wreck.

PS - ITR Haters? I think not. Many people around here drive Integras and ITRs. No... I'm more of a dumbass hater.

This is actually pretty fun.
Wheeeeee!!!!

 

you forgot to add
7. your a retard.
8. STILL nobody cares
9. Kamin's dick is 3 feet long.

 

Damn, I missed that part.

FWIW, I own an ITR.

If I ever posted something remotely this dumb, I'd leave the board forever out of shame.

 

it will be quicker than a 14.5, im trying to hit 13's with bolt ons.

I didnt say I beat the Viper just said I didnt lose by what i thought it shoulda been. which was roughly 5 cars

 

13's with bolt ons and stock internals??? in the EIGHTH MILE maybe but not the QUARTER!!!!

 

Do you drive an ITR man? I have seen this car run it's 14.6 I believe he can hit it.