Let me set the scene here for you. You are cruising down Michigan ave on a nice, sunny day in Chicago. The wind going through your hair while you jam out smoke a your e-cig and listening to Juicy by Biggie. Yup, that's the life. Got the young broad with DD"s sitting next to you that you just grabbed from some crowded nightclub the night before. Does that sound like something you want?

Look no further.I got what you need!

Lets start off with the basics. It's a Nissan 240sx. Bitches love 240s. S13 to be exact. Pronounced essssssssssss13. Its a Vert. Well not really a vert, since there is no top. Its been deleted and burned in a fire. Cause only a pansy would need a top. A real man doesn't fear rain. Gives no ***** at all.

Inside is loaded with cool ****. As i said the top is gone. So there is a cover for the back to make it look sleek. The cover is also a great feature on dates. You can use it as a picnic table to place your food/drinks on. It's the perfect height. B pillars got shaved as well to continue the badass look. Racetech seats installed with a nice ***** shifter. (bitches love those as well-it even lights up) No seat belts on the car because well those were on the pillars. Besides if you wore seat belts in a car like this you would just look like a pansy. Car is loaded with a nice sound system so you can be heard a block or two away by your boys when you cruise up. Navi installed on the indash Double Din by Pioneer so u can find the hottest spot in town.

So you like what you hear on the inside lets move to the badass part of the car. The exterior. Full rocket Bunny kit on this thing. It turns more heads on the street than a Lambo. This makes the car look nuts! You won't go anywhere without someone complementing you on the looks of the car. This includes kids.women,men,cops,mailman,sanitation workers etc. Anyone who can speak will say something. You want attention in a car? This is what you need. Paint job just done last year. Really nice and expensive paint job on it. Awesome Audi 3 stage Pearl white... Why? bitches love pearls.

The engine is sr20 swapped. That's all i really need to say. I mean a couple of sr20's pull a premium before race wars.


If any of the **** i just said didn't sell the car to you, you really should be driving a Prius. But ill include the spec sheet just because.

194k miles on chassis-Clean underbody
Some highlights
Sr20 swap done by Touge Factory
Stance XR Coils ($2300)
Stance Toe arms
Koyo Rad
HKS Bov
Samco Hoses
TF front mount
Walbro pump
Welded diff
Custom exhaust by TF

Rocket bunny Kit
3 stage pearl white paint job-nice job not some shadetree paint job
Origin Lab taillights
modified pillars and rear deck
removed roof

Racetech 4000 seats
Buddy Club seat rails
Momo wheel
HKB steering hub
itsProper shift ****
custom door panels
carpet and rear seat delete by TF Works
Pioneer head unit
Food Design front speakers
15" Alpine SWR-1523D sub
Alpine PDX amp
Work VS-KF 18x10.5 18x12

Car has no engine issues. Just had the fender harness extended and relocated to the engine bay.
I just threw the wheels on the car on there and adjusted the height/camber so car could use an alignment. Which if needed i can work into a deal.

Price is FIRM at 10,500 as the car sits. I don't care if you buddy who has cancer only has $15 in his name or if you friend pedro just bought an "identical s13 for 3k" Tell pedro to sell u his for 3k than.

I will drop the price by 2k without wheels. That means you bring your own wheels for the car drive home.

If you are interested call/text 847 529 2060

PS: don't take the add too offensively. It was meant to make people laugh yet still describe the car.

I will consider trades of EQUAL value.






Album full of pics
http://imgur.com/a/jjTFm

 

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