I have found two yellow plugs, one with two holes near the fuse box and one underneath the steering wheel with four holes but all in-line. I cannot for the life of me find this damned MES jumper. Is it always yellow? Can it be some other color? Where, precisely, is it located on a 2001 Accord?

This has been driving me nuts for a long time. Everybody else posts "Yeah, no problem!", and I'm starting to feel really stupid.

 

As far as I messed with Hondas it has been

 

OK, I contorted my fat *** around under the dash and found it. It just had to be there, right? Well, it was up much higher than I understood it to be. So I unplugged it, SRS light is out, front brakes were changed, Check Engine light out (almost certainly an oxygen sensor going bad). Now I get to see if any of them come back. Next up: air conditioner condenser. When I pull it I'll have to take a picture and post it, it's pretty unreal.

Sorry for wasting your time, guys. I just wasn't looking in the right place.