Yo! Peep this. I got a hold of a totally rizzeal bottle of USED NSX vTaK fluid!! No SHIZ!! This be the real deal, yo. The dude I jacked this from was all like, like...'Yo dawg...that is jus' ma' used brake fluid,' but I knew what was up....cuz dis fool be rollin' in an NSX yO!! Since errrybody knows the NSX is the fastest thing on the planet (a friend of mine even saw one blast past a NASA space shuttle, yO), I knew dis fool was jus' tryin' to keep this top secret Honda vTaK fluid under wraps by tellin' me and my shorty that it was used 'brake fluid'. Shizz...I knew betta than that.

Dude even had a custom made plexiglas/carbon fiber/titanium bottle made to hold the stuff, and disguised it like some Ethos water. Shoot....fool must think I be stoopid or somethin'. I new it when I saw it. With that mAd TiTe JDM tube and custom JDM packing tape holding it on, this HAD to be the stuf my baby mommas brother's cousins second wife's dogs Daddy's uncles brother Leon had told me about...and Leon used to wash cars at Honda, so I knew he had it on the real for the down low, ya know?

Leon said he once saw a drop of this mAd TiTe vTaK fluid fall on a B18 motor, and the thing instantly did 600 hp TO THA' WHEELS, DAWG!! That wuz all just from a DROP!! So imagine what the whole BOTTLE will do!! We are talkin' speed, yO! Like tires be meltin' from so much power hittin the pavement, yO! Like slap your Momma for talkin' shiz cause you be playing too many video games in the basement since you dropped out of school and your shifts at The Oil Shack don't be payin you enuf to move out the house at 24 years old so you steal her credit card and buy sum parts you cannot afford and hope she does not notice, yO! So go grab that money from yo momma, yo papa, or the night drop box at work, and get you sum of dis mAd TiTe vTaK fluid, yO!! Puts down mo' powa than a supercharged turbocharger, yO! WHy I sellin' it if it be so mAd TiTe? Cause I need the money to go legit and hit the NIRA circuit. homie. Plus, I got a Mo-Tec system exhaust comin'...so gotta sell this first, yO.

Check it....ballers only, yO:



Asking $8,699 + shipping (FIRM!! So have yo money straight, yO!!)

 

So Baller status yo!! This is totally stanced and hellaflush tite and proper shizz..

GL with sale!!

 

I'll buy it only if you drink it!!! I'll make sure to send playpal as soon as I see you do it!!! We haw deal?

 

PayPal please do u happen have mugen muffler bearings Also?

 

lol, awesome.