First things first: I don't know **** about computers. I know less than nothing about computers which is why I'm selling this. I won it at work because I kick *** but have little to no use for it. All I know about computers is I won't ever use this for anything more than browsing Honda-Tech.

So, it's up for sale. SOLD!

It's the big-bad 15" version which goes for $1799 on Apple's site. Can it do all kinds of ****? Probably. "Like what" you ask? I don't know, call Steve Jobs.



Processors? Yeah, it's got 'em. It's also got all this ****:



Legitimate? yeah - it's legit. got this serial number in case you want to track it and make sure it's not stolen. It's not because I don't steal. I especially don't steal computers which I don't know **** about.



But how do you know it's BNIB? Well, for one I don't even want to open it to use it because I don't know how to use it. So for anyone asking here's the seal still sealed BNIB from Apple:



I can take whatever pictures you want of it ASIDE from opening it because I truthfully want this to go BNIB so there are NO ISSUES about "You were watching **** and downloaded Trojan viruses and blah blah blah I want my money back." This **** is BNIB and will stay BNIB. If you want to come by and give me cash, feel free to open it and download your own Trojan viruses before leaving.

Don't like the price? Try Ebay - lots of legitimate seller selling **** priced like this on Ebay.

Paypal verified and all that ****. Shipping will be through UPS Ground ONLY. Local pick-up is available in Addison, IL. Any questions about me ask away. Any questions about the computer ask Steve Jobs. I don't know **** about computers.

 

Haha, great deal. Should have no problem selling it at that price.

 

Sold! Thanks for looking.