I'm selling my extremely hardcore video tripod handed down to me by immortals that should only be handled by the most savage of men. You might be inquiring what the make and model of this tripod is. Patience, young jedi. First, let me preface that this tripod was designed, bred and forged by the gods so they could film whatever the hell it is that gods film. Some elementary adjectives you could use to describe this tripod are: strong, sturdy, handsome, brutal, breathtaking, blinding, indestructible, omnipotent, etc.

Here is a rare photo taken of this tripod, the person who took this picture was never seen again.

It has a fluid head which is filled with the blood of slain enemies from ancient battles. This **** can give you a panning shot so smooth that you'll never have to lotion after a hot shower ever again. It's got 2 stage retractable legs that will give you all sorts of badass customization for your shot, you can have this **** on the ground or you can be filming over your neighbors tall *** fence while he's giving it to his wife by the pool. The options for this tripod are endless. It cannot be carried from point A to point B by the hands of a human, however, which is why it comes with a full zip up carrying bag similar to those inferior petty man made golf club carriers. The bag is molded to accommodate the tripod comfortably so that it's godlike video producing powers can be savored when it is not being used. It also comes with a ground support that connects to all three legs to ensure the utmost sturdiness when you're filming in the crater of a volcano while it's quaking and erupting damning the gods to hell for misjudging your brute strength and determination to cut them down from their thrones. Also included is the manual which was carefully put together by a group of lost souls who, legend tells, disarmed the gods of this magnificent tripod in order to keep them from using it to destroy the human world. Inside it reads all sorts of profound instructions in the English language that describe the tripods power and capabilities.

Alas, this tripod was dubbed the Manfrotto 501HDV Fluid Head with 546b 2-stage aluminum tripod. http://www.adorama.com/BG501HDV546K.html

I am asking for 350$ in human currency. This price is firm and is not to be negotiated. Should you lowball, I will climb the highest mountains and scream laughter out to the world letting them know you tried to offer me such an insufficient sacrifice.

 

TTT for an awesome write up and read!!

 

 

jesus that was funny

 

Still for sale. Would be awesome to have if you want to get into filming, strong enough to support small jib cranes, sliders, the list goes on! Film meets all summer long!

 

lol great write up