If you have ever ran out of gas read this.
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If you have ever ran out of gas read this.
When the guage reachs e that doesnt mean e-nough to last forever. Just a fyi.
How many infractions before it matters? So.... CRX toad, no explaination?
Round tires work better than square
Dont replace your steering wheel with handle bars, you will likely wack your wally.
Push start isnt cool if it means you have to push your car and pop start it.
Seatbelts should not be used to hold the seats down.
Selling your car for gas money might not work out to well
Rotating your tires is done by moving them front to rear not driving on them.
" Change your spark plugs " Should also include " Buy new ones " because changing them with different old ones, or just moving them around was NOT the intent.
People who live in glass houses should be able to afford a nicer car than a ef.
The term hot is used as a compliment like your car is hot. This should not be confused with the temp guage saying hot because thats bad.
The term Emergency Brake, how mis-leading, not really gonna help if used in a high speed emergency.
High miles but most freeway miles? Is a freeway mile shorter ?
Muffler by name should muffle, not make louder.
Wind shield, shields you from the wind but is fragile, steel would work also.
Head light wow are they in the wrong place.
Steering wheels and shift handles should have brail on them so not to offend.
heated seats and a fishy smell, related?
Working on your car is not a job, a job pays you.
Blinkers, rude to people with epilepsy?
If your car grindes into every gear, try using the clutch.
If you bought lowering springs and now scrape on the speed bumps in your trailer park, you might want to re think your priorities.
a cigarette lighter once lost makes its " dock " a power outlet.
Dimmer, once all the way down the name should change to lightener.
If your ECU is " chipped " replace it a chip is a small break and thats bad.
Dome lights are flat for the most part, so it must refer to your mellon?
oil light BACKWARDS its a NO oil light.
Can you pay cash for a charge light?
Jump Ropers are really good at timing.
Why make mirrors wrong, then spend money on printing on them " may be closer, bigger, etc " Use the money and make them right.
A check engine light does not mean open your hood and verify that your engine is still there.
There is some great tech in this, some humor and a few ?'s.
How many infractions before it matters? So.... CRX toad, no explaination?
Round tires work better than square
Dont replace your steering wheel with handle bars, you will likely wack your wally.
Push start isnt cool if it means you have to push your car and pop start it.
Seatbelts should not be used to hold the seats down.
Selling your car for gas money might not work out to well
Rotating your tires is done by moving them front to rear not driving on them.
" Change your spark plugs " Should also include " Buy new ones " because changing them with different old ones, or just moving them around was NOT the intent.
People who live in glass houses should be able to afford a nicer car than a ef.
The term hot is used as a compliment like your car is hot. This should not be confused with the temp guage saying hot because thats bad.
The term Emergency Brake, how mis-leading, not really gonna help if used in a high speed emergency.
High miles but most freeway miles? Is a freeway mile shorter ?
Muffler by name should muffle, not make louder.
Wind shield, shields you from the wind but is fragile, steel would work also.
Head light wow are they in the wrong place.
Steering wheels and shift handles should have brail on them so not to offend.
heated seats and a fishy smell, related?
Working on your car is not a job, a job pays you.
Blinkers, rude to people with epilepsy?
If your car grindes into every gear, try using the clutch.
If you bought lowering springs and now scrape on the speed bumps in your trailer park, you might want to re think your priorities.
a cigarette lighter once lost makes its " dock " a power outlet.
Dimmer, once all the way down the name should change to lightener.
If your ECU is " chipped " replace it a chip is a small break and thats bad.
Dome lights are flat for the most part, so it must refer to your mellon?
oil light BACKWARDS its a NO oil light.
Can you pay cash for a charge light?
Jump Ropers are really good at timing.
Why make mirrors wrong, then spend money on printing on them " may be closer, bigger, etc " Use the money and make them right.
A check engine light does not mean open your hood and verify that your engine is still there.
There is some great tech in this, some humor and a few ?'s.
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Re: If you have ever ran out of gas read this.
As far as an explanation as to why this thread was locked:
1. This is not a tech thread but this is a tech forum so it does not belong here.
2. Calling out the mods is also not allowed.
1. This is not a tech thread but this is a tech forum so it does not belong here.
2. Calling out the mods is also not allowed.
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