I would like to buy a speaking cluster for my crx lol

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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 02:44 PM
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Default I would like to buy a speaking cluster for my crx lol

Is that even possible? To somehow enable some wires and hook it up into the vtec system. Lets say vtec engages at 5k rpms and the darn thing yells "VTEEEEECCCCCC!" or "vtec in position." I know Ive seen some people have the cluster turn into some particular color once vtec engages. Any ideas? I have a couple of clusters and i would love to do this.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 03:26 PM
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i dk why you would ever what to do this, but you can buy electronic kits that allow to record your own msg and play back at the push of a button, just hook the button to the vtec sol wire and you should be good to go.

that was overly simplified, good luck, and prepare for the flames...
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 03:43 PM
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sweet... this is what i want. Newer cars simply do this, bmw mercedez etc.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 03:56 PM
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I think you should do this, it's pretty funny!
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 04:03 PM
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I can't help it......but i think that idea is really gay!
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 04:20 PM
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Why? isn't the sound of ur engine loud enough, to tell u that vtec has engaged.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Deetz
I can't help it......but i think that idea is really gay!
What are you on. Its a brilliant idea.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 04:54 PM
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Why? isn't the sound of ur engine loud enough, to tell u that vtec has engaged.
Not any louder than my fart
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 05:01 PM
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I don't understand. If people do not like this idea then why bother leave a comment. I want positive ideas. Also something announcing my temperature will be nice.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by waspcrx19
I don't understand. If people do not like this idea then why bother leave a comment.
You DO know you're on the interwebz, right?
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 05:40 PM
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What are you on. Its a brilliant idea.
The good idea came out years ago, when someone decided to hook a light somewhere to turn on when vtec would activate...for the person who really wants to know when it's on. Having an audible notification would be very annoying after a short period of time....just think about it!!!
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ryd2TheMax
You DO know you're on the interwebz, right?
thats true. You have a point.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 05:51 PM
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hmmmmmm a simply narrating voice saying "vtec engaged" will not bother me since I do not jam my foot on the gas pedal only in certain circumstances revving past 4k. But everyone has their opinion however.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 05:54 PM
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Default Re: I would like to buy a speaking cluster for my crx lol

I would also want it for a funny purpose.Lets say I give a former jdm fella a ride and hears my car talking to him.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 05:55 PM
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I still think it's a pretty funny idea. It's meant to get a few laughs, which I would for sure if I went for a ride and you turned that "vtec has engaged" sound from the speakers. Something that you can disable if you wanted.

You could change it up once in a while like a cheasy line from top gun "I feel the need...
...the need for speed!"
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 06:41 PM
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Default Re: I would like to buy a speaking cluster for my crx lol

this is what you would want:

http://www.electronics123.com/s.nl/i.../.f?category=2

unsolder the play switch and hook it up through a relay (easiest way to isolate the voltages), although you might need to incorporate a momentary circuit on the relay to make it work right.

then just hook up the output to your head unit aux input or some amplified speaker.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by cpl rampage
this is what you would want:

http://www.electronics123.com/s.nl/i.../.f?category=2

unsolder the play switch and hook it up through a relay (easiest way to isolate the voltages), although you might need to incorporate a momentary circuit on the relay to make it work right.

then just hook up the output to your head unit aux input or some amplified speaker.
Genius!
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 07:34 PM
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I still think it's a pretty funny idea. It's meant to get a few laughs, which I would for sure if I went for a ride and you turned that "vtec has engaged" sound from the speakers. Something that you can disable if you wanted.

You could change it up once in a while like a cheasy line from top gun "I feel the need...
...the need for speed!"

Exactly man thats what I mean. It can be turned off and on.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 07:35 PM
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Dude thats a brilliant idea! I will research more upon that.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 08:27 PM
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Default Re: I would like to buy a speaking cluster for my crx lol

My cluster chimes when you go over 105kph, i doubt it would be hard for it to play a recorded msg instead of a chime.

I reckon it would be lul.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 08:39 PM
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You could have different messages too, like ringtones. Mr.T saying "I pity the fool who doesn't have vtec. Or Captain Sean Luke Picard Saying " vtec engage".. OMG LOL Problem is the way I drive it would sound like a broken record.

I personally wouldn't waste my time/money.
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ~sp33~
My cluster chimes when you go over 105kph, i doubt it would be hard for it to play a recorded msg instead of a chime.

I reckon it would be lul.
i want thissssssssssssssss... lol
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 08:51 PM
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in for the LULZ
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 09:18 PM
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Imagine the night rider car with vtec? That would be the ****! Lol
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Old Jul 20, 2010 | 09:57 PM
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too the cave batman!
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