so, i'm rolling through O-town.. after coming back from Autozone with some rotors that i finally got around to picking up. anyway, i'm rolling up to a stoplight and pass a EG hatch, with altezzas and a chrome exhaust can rolling on stock steelies... conversation begins as follows...

Stunna:"hey.... what times do you run?"
D:"uh, i don't drag race"
Stunna:"oh, ok, cool............... What do you have done to it?"
D:"it's pretty much all stock"
Stunna:"ah, ok. I see you got those monkey bars in there, Thats pretty tight."
D:"[almost busting a gut]yeaaaaah....[/almost busting a gut]

needless to say, i had to roll away from this fool before totally laughing out loud.

shrug... didn't know my kirk cage was equilavent to monkey barz.



and, just took this. kaa is getting ready for some 'maintance'. aka, OEM timing belt finally needs changed... and i'm thinking i might put some new plugs in her.



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Don't lie, we all know thouse are monkey bars... How else could u install them while keeping the rear seats in

 

monkey barz own your cage!

 

don't you guys ever wear shirts down there...monkee barz own yo!!!!!!!

 

Shirts = too fugen damn hot.

Only reason I wear one is due to the fact that too many honey flock to me when I take my shirt off

 

LOL

 

Monkey bars my ***!
Then again, only a "monkey" would .... hehe.

I here there's some excitement on I 75 in the sunshine state!!!

 

LOL, good stuff. When I had my R, just about everybody that rolled up and wanted to race would say "what times do you run with that thing?"

 

"Think"?

 

That's too funny.

I took this pic the other day...



Time to bust out the Helms and see what the damage will be.

 

yes.

 

Some stunna once asked me "Are those hood pins functional?"

I said "yeah"

What I wanted to say was, "What kind of idiot puts non functional hood pins on their car?!"

Most stunnas are young and misinformed so I forgive their idiocy. But every now and then I come across a out of high school stunna...those people scare me

 

Yeah, FL is about to get blown the fawk up.... Watch for flames

 

Actually this person doesn't sound like a stunna.

There are people who put hoodpins on stock hoods for some odd reason.

"Race look" I guess.

 

what's happening on I-75? i'm a bit out of touch..

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D,

Click here for info on I-75

 

Did you explain that it was a real roll cage and not monkey bars?

I've found that many young ricers can see the light when some of the racers take the time to explain things and show them how much fun organized competition can be. There's a kid I know that was full on ricer, now he autox's his Si in street Mod and whoops my *** in it.

They just need to be shown the light.

 

is that a prelude?

 

cool... blowing up this god forsaken state.

 

Yup.

 

OMG... you'd better watch out or some paranoid housewife will get you arrested.

 

Hey, at least these guys have *some* kind of good taste..

btw, lets see those rear seats again!

apex- who remembers all of the whiners.....

 

Why was Jack in FL?

 

It proved to be a hoax.

They made the comments that they did because they saw her watching them with an odd look.

While it wasn't the brightest thing in the world to do, people like that lady are fucktards.

Racial profiling

 

LOL!
Turns out they're medical students or something ....