okay well i was letting my 91 accord sit until the snow melted becuase we had gotten over 24 inchs of snow and during that time my battery died i asked my dad for a jump but instead he just hooked up a bttery charger and put it on the highest setting he didnt even let it charge for more then 1 minute and he tried starting it when it tried to turn over it sound extermly weak and the tacts jumped like crazy the mphg jumped a few times then went back to 0 and the rpmt went to like 7k 5k 3k then back to 7k then to 5k and jus stood there while the key was in he said when he took it out even went back to normal then he tried to start it again and the same thing more or less happened if anyone can help please do im very retarded stupid when it comes to that kinda od stuff if anyone knows a quick fix please tell me or what should i do please help me......please

 

1: use jumper cables and a another car. Make sure + goes with + and - goes with -
2: use a battery charger on low and let it charge slow.

 

did it stay running?

 

Happened to me also on my cb7. it was the battery charger. cause it was on engine start. not sure the problem. i just let my batteyr charge over night and it worked the next day. also happened to my grandmas 01 civic. but her battery was dead. and when you turned it over it made a clicking noise like it was dead but the rpms jumped n stuff and made some weird "water noise" like water was splashing around. but we just also got her a new battery and it worked..

 

sorry but im not quite that retared i know that much thankfully.....but yea i let it charge over night and worked i was shiting ***** when i thought i ****ed my ecu up somehow but yea it works now thanks for everyones help but anyone have any idea why the hell this happened...could it be becuase the ecu is trying to suck power from the almost dead battery which is trying to get power from the charger and the computer is jus getting overloaded but yea ill end this before i start making even less scence then i am now

 

Dude,
When you post, you're likely to get more attention if you put your accord year and problem in the title.
Tx!

 

The starter requires several hundred amps of current to turn the engine over. A typical charger provides only a few amps of current and so is incapable of turning the engine by itself - it has to be given time to charge the battery. Jumping works because the other battery can provide the current needed.

 

Cold Cranking Amps....some chargers don't have what it takes!

 

Just like some men!