California Speedway Aug. 1-2
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Well, I was only there for Friday and Sat. The usual restricted hall pass....
Friday was the usual test, tune and smack talk.
Saturday, was great! Lots of Honda Challenge cars showing up in the morning as I went to re-stock up on ice. Pretty disappointing the track no longer sells ice. Had to stop for coffee and breakfast at McDonald's. Nothing like a nutritious McSh@t Bomb in the morning...
Renan had some super high tech air box under constant development, someone please post a photo!!! He tried a new angle. If I park behind someone, preventing them from leaving the garage, leave my car on jack stands until the last minute, it will certainly create panic for my competition.
Benny's mouth was unstopable talking about how fast he is, only to DNF.
Kiwi, was in full charge aggresive qualifying trim! Which included testing evey corner run off area.
Great racing with all the usual suspects.... Justing, Manny, Terry, Landry twins, Greg, Daniel, John H., Joe, and many more.
Tom Paule shows up with some secret AEM test vehicle. Nice job! Not sure what you were up to with a used Toyo 335/40/18 tire in your truck.
I will have more later.....
Friday was the usual test, tune and smack talk.
Saturday, was great! Lots of Honda Challenge cars showing up in the morning as I went to re-stock up on ice. Pretty disappointing the track no longer sells ice. Had to stop for coffee and breakfast at McDonald's. Nothing like a nutritious McSh@t Bomb in the morning...
Renan had some super high tech air box under constant development, someone please post a photo!!! He tried a new angle. If I park behind someone, preventing them from leaving the garage, leave my car on jack stands until the last minute, it will certainly create panic for my competition.
Benny's mouth was unstopable talking about how fast he is, only to DNF.
Kiwi, was in full charge aggresive qualifying trim! Which included testing evey corner run off area.
Great racing with all the usual suspects.... Justing, Manny, Terry, Landry twins, Greg, Daniel, John H., Joe, and many more.
Tom Paule shows up with some secret AEM test vehicle. Nice job! Not sure what you were up to with a used Toyo 335/40/18 tire in your truck.
I will have more later.....
HMMMM sounds like Cheating going on.
Illegal parts, cutting time off laps by going straight instead of turning,
blocking garage entrances so the car cant get out to the track.
Psychological warfare (gumflapping)
Its a shame i couldnt get my car working earlier in the week.
Id of loved to been out there participating in the fun.
Did Renan show up with any rice cookers?
Illegal parts, cutting time off laps by going straight instead of turning,
blocking garage entrances so the car cant get out to the track.
Psychological warfare (gumflapping)
Its a shame i couldnt get my car working earlier in the week.
Id of loved to been out there participating in the fun.
Did Renan show up with any rice cookers?
The Mc'coloncleanse will own you everytime...*snickers*
LMAO@ testing every corner run off area
U shoulda been there for sundays race, Body contact del maximus.
Congrats to # 15 landry busting out second place 2 times in a row.
LMAO@ testing every corner run off area
U shoulda been there for sundays race, Body contact del maximus.
Congrats to # 15 landry busting out second place 2 times in a row.
Last edited by Battle2.0Eg; Aug 3, 2009 at 12:31 PM.
I'll add a few cliff notes here to fill you in.....
JB goes to dinner with Jeremy and others sat nite....It's all good.
Benny beats Renan on Sunday, JB cleans Benny's windshield per agreement.
Johnny Mac hits a cone and rips the front bumper to shreds, comes in changes flat tire and finishes the race.
Kiwi loses gas tank straps during the race.....DNF
Justin loses a TPS sensor.....DNF
I'm sure there's more......
JB goes to dinner with Jeremy and others sat nite....It's all good.
Benny beats Renan on Sunday, JB cleans Benny's windshield per agreement.
Johnny Mac hits a cone and rips the front bumper to shreds, comes in changes flat tire and finishes the race.
Kiwi loses gas tank straps during the race.....DNF
Justin loses a TPS sensor.....DNF
I'm sure there's more......
So the off road lap time saving technique Jeff did cost him?
Benny beating Renan was someone blocking Renans path to the track?
Was johnnys cone a cement cone?
Im sure theres more to it!
Who disconnected Justins tps sensor in the pits?
Why were you cleaning windshields? Dont tell me it was to make extra money for the rice cooker?
Benny beating Renan was someone blocking Renans path to the track?
Was johnnys cone a cement cone?
Im sure theres more to it!
Who disconnected Justins tps sensor in the pits?
Why were you cleaning windshields? Dont tell me it was to make extra money for the rice cooker?
here is Renan high $$$$$ air intake, special paper cup imported over night from a secret location in China.
Yes I'm now in the IBRC
Just a preview for national.
benny
Yes I'm now in the IBRC
Just a preview for national.benny
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anyone have some good pics of the cars? I haven't ever seen half the socal cars. Would be great to see who's driving what this year.
-Graham (08 h1 national champ, soon to be 09 champ!)
-Graham (08 h1 national champ, soon to be 09 champ!)
I was on full "Take no prisoners" mode after winning on Saturday. I remember looking over at Ken while hurtling through the grass on the runoff area after turn nine and wondering "What the hell is he thinking"? Then I thought... I wonder If I can get past him before I hit the Bridge???
As For Tom Pauly... What a Guy... What a racer... What a great Sunday race it started out to be... I'm sorry man, If you saw the Gap I saw, you would have gone for it too... When you caught up a few laps later, I thought this is going to get nasty!
To be honest, I was actually going to wave you by and start racing with you again. Then Karma Struck! My Fuel Tank Fell out! How the hell could that happen?
I wish you guys could have seen Tom when we went in to fill out our Contact reports...
As we walked into the crowded office, he said to me Watch This...
Then he started Crying! trembling lip, the whole nine yards... "I did'nt know that Kiwi was going to hit me Sob sob we were just racing and he hit me and ...and Sob... and I spun off and...sob sob...
Well you should have seen the looks on everyone's faces! They all really thought he was serious!! The room cleared in five seconds! I'm rolling on the floor and Pauley's still crying!
What an actor! If you don't make it in Racing there's a career in comedy just waiting.
Kiwi
Last edited by KIWI; Aug 3, 2009 at 10:25 PM.
here the 2 races.
Saturday race. Renan need to stop watching mirror went braking.
I need a better source for distributor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0wTDzOwRMk
Sunday race. I still need a better source for distributor, as well as camera batteries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqNkRZBJzSI
benny
Saturday race. Renan need to stop watching mirror went braking.
I need a better source for distributor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0wTDzOwRMk
Sunday race. I still need a better source for distributor, as well as camera batteries

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqNkRZBJzSI
benny
Great job Benny, you never give up and it paid off!!! Too bad about Saturday, but you kicked *** Sunday
I am still recovering from 3 days of nonstop working on crap. This job thing is killing me
Thanks for everyones help . And battle EG, dont worry about my paper cups and pizza box, just concentrate on not leavining anything loose,,,like a gas tank.
I am still recovering from 3 days of nonstop working on crap. This job thing is killing me
Thanks for everyones help . And battle EG, dont worry about my paper cups and pizza box, just concentrate on not leavining anything loose,,,like a gas tank.
Great job Benny, you never give up and it paid off!!! Too bad about Saturday, but you kicked *** Sunday
I am still recovering from 3 days of nonstop working on crap. This job thing is killing me
Thanks for everyones help . And battle EG, dont worry about my paper cups and pizza box, just concentrate on not leavining anything loose,,,like a gas tank.
I am still recovering from 3 days of nonstop working on crap. This job thing is killing me
Thanks for everyones help . And battle EG, dont worry about my paper cups and pizza box, just concentrate on not leavining anything loose,,,like a gas tank.
U used all my duct tape there was no other way to rig the gas tank
*falls on floor laughing*

If any of you were missing your duct tape over the weekend...uh...it wasn't us...
If any of you were missing your duct tape over the weekend...uh...it wasn't us...
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There must of been at least 10 rolls under the hood on Renan's airbox
[/QUOTE]There must of been at least 10 rolls under the hood on Renan's airbox
The rice cooker was in the shop getting a few upgrades (I kid you not)
10 is a bit exaggerated - but 3 complete rolls isn't too far off haha...
10 is a bit exaggerated - but 3 complete rolls isn't too far off haha...
Good times though. Pat I hope you were able to see what a fun group we all are. Thats what I like about Honda Challenge , even if its a competitor - if they are having a problem everyone jumps in to help. Eric i swear i didnt take your flashlight though.
I am still looking for Tom's picture of "Spoon Racing " Im telling you its dangerous with us all in one garage
R
Finally a fun weekend! Congrats Benoit and Renan.
I don't know if Renans constant F-ing with the car finally caught up with him on Sunday but dude, come off the track Saturday grab a beer not a wrench.
I do have a problem with this out of class garage blocking. Kiwis Integra was always parked behind me until like 1 min before our session. Next time park behind Paule, keep it in class!
Thanks guys for a good weekend!
PS, Please return all my tools bitches, now I know how Benny feels!
I don't know if Renans constant F-ing with the car finally caught up with him on Sunday but dude, come off the track Saturday grab a beer not a wrench.
I do have a problem with this out of class garage blocking. Kiwis Integra was always parked behind me until like 1 min before our session. Next time park behind Paule, keep it in class!
Thanks guys for a good weekend!
PS, Please return all my tools bitches, now I know how Benny feels!
Yes that is pretty close. Thanks everyone for helping out. Especially you Patrick. The Mfactory guys came to see HC and promptly got put to work on the car !! .
Good times though. Pat I hope you were able to see what a fun group we all are. Thats what I like about Honda Challenge , even if its a competitor - if they are having a problem everyone jumps in to help. Eric i swear i didnt take your flashlight though.
I am still looking for Tom's picture of "Spoon Racing " Im telling you its dangerous with us all in one garage
R
Good times though. Pat I hope you were able to see what a fun group we all are. Thats what I like about Honda Challenge , even if its a competitor - if they are having a problem everyone jumps in to help. Eric i swear i didnt take your flashlight though.
I am still looking for Tom's picture of "Spoon Racing " Im telling you its dangerous with us all in one garage
R
You guys are an amazing crowd - just the overall atmosphere over the weekend made it worthwhile despite all our collective fumbles (Renan's attempt at bleeding brakes...my attempt at driving with a drain pan under the car... and on God, there's more stupid ish...)
C'mon...it's RICE...not race...! The cooker's looking much prettier and I hope to see Brian make a cameo with it again on the pitwall next time 'round!
Good racing boys!
I was happy with my 2nd on saturday and my lap times.
But sunday that darn TPS owned me,maybe a good thing because I didnt get "Kiwi'd" lol, sorry I could not take advantage of the gas tank falling out grampa... maybe next time.
Good to see J Howard win Sunday to ease the pain from last months damage.
I was happy with my 2nd on saturday and my lap times.
But sunday that darn TPS owned me,maybe a good thing because I didnt get "Kiwi'd" lol, sorry I could not take advantage of the gas tank falling out grampa... maybe next time.
Good to see J Howard win Sunday to ease the pain from last months damage.
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That aint no air box.... Renan and M Factory are developing a prototype all in one hot box. Cook rice, eggs, or steamed dumplings. Place your favorite treat inside, race hard for 30 mins., open hood and enjoy gourmet treats. But wait, there's more.... Act now and recieve an autographed roll of duct tape, a set of chop stix, wonton soup spoon and 6 fortune cookies.
Favorite Fortunes:
1. Racer who talks mad smack, will surely have distributor problems
2. Sheep Herding on run off areas will result in falling pieces parts
3. California Speedway= Kiwi pitt maneuver or CSKPM
4. McSh#t bomb will always cause body to scream "EJECT!!!"
OH YEAH... WAR JAMES LANDRY!!!!
Favorite Fortunes:
1. Racer who talks mad smack, will surely have distributor problems
2. Sheep Herding on run off areas will result in falling pieces parts
3. California Speedway= Kiwi pitt maneuver or CSKPM
4. McSh#t bomb will always cause body to scream "EJECT!!!"
OH YEAH... WAR JAMES LANDRY!!!!


