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Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:07 AM
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Unfortunately, one of the most popular cars among young people today. Unnecessary modifications are commonly seen on these "automobiles". If you are lucky, you just might see one on the road that doesn't have any alterations. But that is highly improbable and would lead to only two other possible reasons:

1. They are on their way to auto zone
2. They are on their way to Carmax to sell it so another poor uneducated soul can take possession of it to realize in a week the mistake they made.

It is perfectly natural to see a Civic with:
-Muffler big enough to fit a small child in (ages 1-3)
-Wing on the back so big that the U.S. Air Force sends you "preferred customer" slips in the mail every week
-Tinted windows that don't match the car's color scheme (usually installed by color blind individuals of Spanish decent)
-Fluorescent lighting underneath the car, which can be purchased at your local Ace Hardware store
-Ghost flames on the side that are done so bad it give it the effect that the car was in an accident.
-Front right tire missing the hub cap and/or spare tire
-Fake hood scoop(s)
-Neon lit windshield washer outlets
-A removed "H" emblem from the front of the car
-Missing side view mirror
-Different color bumper
-One fake spinner rim (usually located on one of the rear wheels)
-Lowered to the point so that scrapping of the pavement can draw attention
-Stock horn supplied by fisher price

Despite the uselessness of this vehicle on the road, it does provide a good number of useful attributes:
-The new energy efficient hybrids are still powered by the usual AA batteries (not included), but newly equipped with live hamsters running on hamster wheels under the hood to power the car while it sits at idle or the gas pedal is released.
-Add the mammoth muffler for a simple 5 person to a new 6-person capacity conversion
-For only $2.00 more you can add a spoiler big enough so you can cut the grass with your Honda
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:09 AM
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The ultimate rice rocket, driven mainly by Asians (the ones that spell it azn in a lame attempt to be hardcore), and goofy white tool bags that have to resort to this lowest of means in a last ditch effort to get middle school girls to like them, only to be arrested for statutory a few months later. Often tricked out with various accessories to make the car loud so that the driver will be noticed by the opposite sex for once in his sad, pathetic life. In short, it's a riced out piece of ****.
Honda Civics are like tampons...every *****'s got one.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:12 AM
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I ate a chocolate poptart when i was 7 years old.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:12 AM
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1)a japanese economy car
2)a car that teenager's rich parents buy them as a cheap relaiable transportation, but then they **** it all up by putting huge fart cans and spoilers on then trying to drive fast and race everyone and thinking they are really cool but everyone is really just laughing at them because they are so goddamn stupid.
I drive a CIVIC, its so fast, last night I raced some kid on his tricycle and it was close but I beat him because my spoiler added an extra 20hp so that was the reason I won.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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"I ated the purple berries. It tastes like...burning."
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:14 AM
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Yawn these threads are getting old. ByeBye troll.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:17 AM
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Chad wears womens clothing
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:18 AM
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A small Japanese econo car that resembles a shopping cart with its huge wing(cart handle) and sounds like a bunch of angry bees farting when it takes off. Frequently associated with the word rice instead of race and the word du instead of dude. Often heard blasting rap on its hi-powered stock stero with a bandpass sub box, and trying to burn out for more then 10 feet. Not worth the 15 grand that some poor bastard has dumped into it on top of what the bought it for.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:19 AM
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http://www.fafsa.ed.gov/

The govt has been giving out financial aid to many for years. Check that website out and get an education. Rather than wasting your time in forums bashing others to make yourself feel better.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:20 AM
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Ur in the middle of the ocean a wheel falls off ur jet ski...how many pancakes does it take to cover a house?Purple cuz ice cream has no bones
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by HotRodCarrillo
Ur in the middle of the ocean a wheel falls off ur jet ski...how many pancakes does it take to cover a house?Purple cuz ice cream has no bones
over 9000!!

And to the OP. Just do more mods to your car and go back and try to beat the civic that beat you. the owner probably isnt even on here. You are just going to get laughed at here.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:25 AM
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a model of automobile under the Honda Co. Also known as a piece of ****.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:27 AM
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a car manufacturer that everyone hates because they "attempt" to race with them and never get far with them. They make economy cars...not ferraris. overall a good car company tho, one of the most reliable..just not for racing
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by RiceReaper
I luv tha ****
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:30 AM
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Honda (n) hon-duh: Coming from the Swahili word Hoonduh, which means "When I grow a real *****, I'll get a real car"
"Oh my god! What IS that? It looks like a *****, only smaller"
"That's Honda"
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by HPgonewild
http://www.fafsa.ed.gov/

The govt has been giving out financial aid to many for years. Check that website out and get an education. Rather than wasting your time in forums bashing others to make yourself feel better.
lol

I don't think they'd even qualify.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:31 AM
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A slow, torqueless crate. Often found in Highschool parking lots driven by the LD (learning disabled) kids. Drivers of Hondas are often known to think that their stock Civic can beat a Ferarri.
Often found with huge park bench style wings, giant droningly gay mufflers, and suburban "ganstas" who are actually mindless pussies behind the wheel.
I would rather take the bus than drive a Honda.

I watched the fast and the furious, have an IQ less than 80, so now I want a Honda.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:35 AM
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A 10-second street Civic beat up on your 13-second Firebird again??? 'Tis a shame.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by BoostedJeff
Chad wears womens clothing
Sorry man its all your girl had in her room when you came over and I needed to get dressed fast. They are a little baggy on me.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:45 AM
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Pretty ungrateful. Don't forget Honda and Toyota owners bailed you out when the Big 3 stocks were 40 cent's. They couldn't continue to build bad cars with tonka toys quality if it we didn't bail you out.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by underpressure02
Sorry man its all your girl had in her room when you came over and I needed to get dressed fast. They are a little baggy on me.
making fat jokes? Some of us were strong enough to beat anorexia
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lol at this loser
no life
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by RiceReaper
overall a good car company tho, one of the most reliable..just not for racing

LOL are you kidding us? Shows what you know man.


Honda is in F1 Racing and is a main engine supplier for IRL/Indycar.

Honda is RACING. When did you crawl out of your cave little boy. LOL
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by HPgonewild
LOL are you kidding us? Shows what you know man.


Honda is in F1 Racing and is a main engine supplier for IRL/Indycar.

Honda is RACING. When did you crawl out of your cave little boy. LOL
American car owners don't recognize any form of racing that involves turning the steering wheel. much too complicated for them. low IQ and all.
Old Jan 30, 2009 | 11:59 AM
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what every chevrolet has for dinner after a good race.
Man you should have seen my chevy eat that honda the other night it was awesome.



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