Willard chasing that phucking cyclone.



for the rest of the drunken pics....

http://www.reddotmotorsports.com/~jack/cms/index.htm


To sum it all up:

all wheel drive pickups with 315/35/18 R compound tyres, 400hp and a blower suck ***.


Got the finals then the cyclone launched my *** (about 3 car lengths outta da hole) and never looked back.

Will be aired on Fox Sports South Sat eve at 6pm then on Tues night.

P.S. 1/2 mile ovals suck a fat one, i'll stick to left AND right handers. Maybe I shoulda gotten Tran to adjust my panhard bar for the oval??

Yack- who was owned outta the whole by a turdblowed truck

 

Uh, yeah

Nice pics

Don't worry, you'll get your revenge this weekend.

Jason-
who doesn't like NASCAR

 

jack, i could have helped with tire stagger, wedge,being smooth under turn in, and panhard......something all the road race girls cant help you with

nick, panhard mach'ine mastah

 

dooode, the whole idea of this is funny az chit to me!!!

 

What will be even funnier is when I am at the dirt track next month (17th) during the monster truck show for the "Dirt track street car race"


Will
-who will put studded tires on the ITR and rally the hell out of her.

 

j00 already have snow tires for the Gee Tea

 

I didnt know RanD Dave went with ya

P700's 0wn

*edit Yack you still suck...


[Modified by BryanSprinkel, 9:50 AM 7/31/2002]

 

that's my favorite pic... other than the mullett man shot.

 

I went to a 1/2 mile dirt track a couple of months ago.. they had 'spectator racing', single elimination, run what you brung.. some guy's Cyclone owned.

He didn't have any competition. He'd launch out of the hole, get a huge lead, and slow like a little ***** for the turns.. get back on the straight, gun it, slow way back down for the turn. Pretty boring.

I hope you gave the guy a run for his money.

 

yeap, dave was there

will, you HAVE to take the volvo to the dirt track. i would love to see picks of the volvo drft'n!!!!!


[Modified by ITR764, 9:59 AM 7/31/2002]

 

26mm panhard bar yo..

 

fuggin A........only one problem, us redneck racers like the "english" system, not this metric bullshit

1" panhard bar installation on ******* volva asap

 

VULVA needs to be prepped before the dirt track event.... ITR can't handle the dirt.

prep.
-welded diff
-remove front bar
-adjust timing form 8 to 14 (tank o 93)
-cam gear adjustment...
-remove rear mud flaps
-paint 01 on the side
-paint confederate flag on the roof
-weld doors shut

 

that will make j00 a crowd favorite!!! LOL

 

ohhmy

 

willie......you forgot:

studded tyres

bead lokk rimz

remove front wind screen, replace with chicken wire

turn "header" upside down, route though hood

install bobby's smoke machine, beaded seat cushon, and neon t00bz

install "fire surpression".....err i mean flame thrower (spark pluggz, extra fuel at end of headers) to vulva

yosemete sam "back off" mud flaps mounted to rear bumper

 

i just wet myself...

BUWAHHHHHH

 

Acutally I was liking the cup holder. Hey wait a second...isn't that supposed to be a beer on there instead!

 

exactly eddie......rear wheel drive,live axle, with boost is the only way to fly

 

grage A mullet!!



[Modified by SporkSports, 1:53 PM 7/31/2002]

 

i got owned!