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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:42 PM
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Default Dove vs. Type-RRRRR... who would win? ...now, i feel for the WI dude that ran over a deer carcass..

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Well, after multiple times of avoiding dive bombing birds that would just fly right in front of my car and wondering when my day would come... it finally came... and i just found out probably a WEEK later the guy met his demise!!!

it all started with my smelling something peculiar every time i opened our door to our garage the last few days... i swore it came from my wife's car and thought it might've been some dead, rotting mouse trapped somewhere.

while i was in front of my car, packing some things to ship out (yes, the R is a mule), i just got this huge whiff of something foul... so i bent down, and poked my head around and BAAAM... i had a "holy SH*T moment."

seriously, this guy must've been catching a free ride for at least a week since it's been smelling and rotting and it's pretty cool here in KC. anyhow...

let's play a little "where's waldo" but let's look for the dove.. so what do we have here?!?


let's zoom in closer...


a little closer...


"look what the RRRR dragged in"


i wasn't going to get any closer... the stench of it will be forever engrained in my head...
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:47 PM
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:gross:
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:53 PM
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 04:11 PM
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Jo the Bird Killer.
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 04:23 PM
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bird hunter... u know it was there..
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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Owned by that hoa<FONT COLOR="red">R</FONT>
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 05:02 PM
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damn! haha
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 05:25 PM
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 05:44 PM
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Daaaaaayaamn!
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 06:05 PM
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hahahah... that cracked me up !
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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so im guessing that this happened after i left...
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 06:32 PM
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lol nice...per lil bastard never saw it coming
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 06:43 PM
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Oh wow... I can't stop laughing! That's hilarious.3

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHxY-Q24e18


Modified by Maverick2K4 at 8:29 PM 10/10/2008
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 06:55 PM
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a friend of mine hit a flock of seagulls a few years ago and it left a blood streak up his bonnet, windscreen and roof!

owned.
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 07:08 PM
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That bird had a death wish... like a stunt actor Texas Ranger
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 07:08 PM
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haha amen my brotha


For old times sake... nom nom nommmmm



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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 07:25 PM
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thats about as good as the time i saw a guy with a Z3 at buttonwillow with a sparrow lodged in his grill at morning check in.
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 07:25 PM
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ROFL, that's NOTHING compared to picking chunks of deer out of your suspension.

The FIRST time I ran over a deer carcass, my car smelled like a livestock barn at the state fair, and I STILL have deer guts along the underside of my car , front to back, from the SECOND time I ramped a deer. Both times it was ~75 MPH.
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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lol
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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 08:29 PM
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damn! thats gross, i had a bird hit my passenger windshield..nasty splatter
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Old Oct 11, 2008 | 06:36 AM
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uh.. i was cruising a couple of days ago and all of a sudden like 3 bird craped on my windshield and i couldnt see a thing haha
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Old Oct 11, 2008 | 06:41 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by importfan2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">bird hunter... u know it was there.. </TD></TR></TABLE>

X2. I hope that wasn't dinner...
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Old Oct 11, 2008 | 06:43 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by w4kj4k &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">uh.. i was cruising a couple of days ago and all of a sudden like 3 bird craped on my windshield and i couldnt see a thing haha</TD></TR></TABLE>

^Wierd
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Old Oct 11, 2008 | 06:53 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Opie &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">:gross:</TD></TR></TABLE>


At least it didn't damage the body.
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Old Oct 11, 2008 | 07:05 AM
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Could have been worse:

Deer


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