What would you doooo, for a Integra Type R? (Sing it to the tune of the Klondike Bar commercial)!
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What would you doooo, for a Integra Type R? (Sing it to the tune of the Klondike Bar commercial)!
What would I do for a Type R?
Id walk up and down Broadway in NYC, with just a jock strap on, on Christmas eve for a type r! Ohh if it was that easy!
Id walk up and down Broadway in NYC, with just a jock strap on, on Christmas eve for a type r! Ohh if it was that easy!
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Re: What would you doooo, for a Integra Type R? (Sing it to the tune of the Klondike Bar commercial)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by vtec95 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">What would I do for a Type R?
Id walk up and down Broadway in NYC, with just a jock strap on, on Christmas eve for a type r! Ohh if it was that easy! </TD></TR></TABLE>
Id walk up and down Broadway in NYC, with just a jock strap on, on Christmas eve for a type r! Ohh if it was that easy!
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Wow..didnt think id get slack..is it the whole walking with a jock strap thing..cause if it is i would work hard, save my money, buy one and become a complete unimaginative dick like some of you who own type r's and who cant see the humor in a little silly post 
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Re: What would you doooo, for a Integra Type R? (Sing it to the tune of the Klondike Bar commercial)
I'd get a swank-*** pager alarm system and brass knuckles to insure that no one steals it from my driveway... 
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Re: What would you doooo, for a Integra Type R? (Sing it to the tune of the Klondike Bar commercial)
id have sex with a fat girl...a really fat girl...and let her fart on me if need be...
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Re: What would you doooo, for a Integra Type R? (crxgator)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by crxgator »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">id have sex with a fat girl...a really fat girl...and let her fart on me if need be... </TD></TR></TABLE>
eeeewwwww.... you mean something like this?
</TD></TR></TABLE>eeeewwwww.... you mean something like this?
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by vtec95 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Wow..didnt think id get slack..is it the whole walking with a jock strap thing..cause if it is i would work hard, save my money, buy one and become a complete unimaginative dick like some of you who own type r's and who cant see the humor in a little silly post </TD></TR></TABLE>
No, that's not what happens when you buy a Type-R. The moment the title is put into your name, you are jumped in, made to drink a fifth of Wild Turkey in the span of 45 minutes, you are then tied up, and Doostur is allowed to have his way with you, for as long as he pleases, then you are taken out to do a drive by on some poor guy that was in the wrong place at the wrong time, then you are held down in the blood of the man you just murdered, while we brand an "R" on your right cheek... Then you're in, it's that simple. However, once you're in, you're in for life. No exceptions.
How's that for unimaginative?
</TD></TR></TABLE>No, that's not what happens when you buy a Type-R. The moment the title is put into your name, you are jumped in, made to drink a fifth of Wild Turkey in the span of 45 minutes, you are then tied up, and Doostur is allowed to have his way with you, for as long as he pleases, then you are taken out to do a drive by on some poor guy that was in the wrong place at the wrong time, then you are held down in the blood of the man you just murdered, while we brand an "R" on your right cheek... Then you're in, it's that simple. However, once you're in, you're in for life. No exceptions.
How's that for unimaginative?
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Mayo and Tuna...
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by GO-FIGHT-KILL »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
No, that's not what happens when you buy a Type-R. The moment the title is put into your name, you are jumped in, made to drink a fifth of Wild Turkey in the span of 45 minutes, you are then tied up, and Doostur is allowed to have his way with you, for as long as he pleases, then you are taken out to do a drive by on some poor guy that was in the wrong place at the wrong time, then you are held down in the blood of the man you just murdered, while we brand an "R" on your right cheek... Then you're in, it's that simple. However, once you're in, you're in for life. No exceptions.
How's that for unimaginative?</TD></TR></TABLE>
Now thats WTF Im talking about!
No, that's not what happens when you buy a Type-R. The moment the title is put into your name, you are jumped in, made to drink a fifth of Wild Turkey in the span of 45 minutes, you are then tied up, and Doostur is allowed to have his way with you, for as long as he pleases, then you are taken out to do a drive by on some poor guy that was in the wrong place at the wrong time, then you are held down in the blood of the man you just murdered, while we brand an "R" on your right cheek... Then you're in, it's that simple. However, once you're in, you're in for life. No exceptions.
How's that for unimaginative?</TD></TR></TABLE>
Now thats WTF Im talking about!