My neighbor, the other single guy on my street, who happens to own a Z3 was strolling by as I was washing my R a couple of weeks ago, and asked me, "is that a real Type-R?" I said yeah, but wasn't all that conversant. (Well, like duh, how often does someone paint an Integra yellow, add a wing, convert to 5 bolts, and put stickers on it? Ok, so he was some pretty boy, blonde California surfer type who probably cares more about image than performance...).

Then, there's also the single MILF across the street, a petite blonde blue-eye, who doesn't have such a petite rack, that I want to jump every time I see her...

 

1)Ask that MILF if she needs any car maintnence, oil change, etc, or even home repairs.

2)Perform said repairs or services

3)In return for your help show her a pic of your avatar, and ask her to pose on your car scantily-clad, because you're making a calendar.

4)Post your pictures on honda-tech, and email them to me in large format.

5)Throw mad game on the MILF.

 

be very careful with the MILF though....do not under any circumstances say you are from Michigan or like hockey, if you do, she will run like a scared rat and tell all her friends you have VD

 

eh.. My neighbors suck. I have the cops called on average twice a month because I "speed" down my road. Bah. There are speed bumps, I'd scrape.

Up until this year they all thought I was renting the house... they had been writing the previous owner asking to "kick me out" because I'm "not a good influence on the neighborhood." Her son, (shes in a, umm.. elder care facility) wrote one of them back and said,

"Sorry about your luck folks, he bought the house from the first day he moved in 3 years ago. Personally, as much trouble as you caused my mother, I'm glad he drives you all nuts."

He sent me a copy of the letter... most amusing thing I've heard this month.

 

Tap that MILF's ***....

 

This often (all but the lugs) lol.

 

I secong this...

Will
-who would ask.. "do you like VTEC"

 

I would tell the milf that your Type R has larger cam lobes than regular Integra's and the lift and duration is much longer also.

 

the sticker seems to be in the wrong position...

 

Post some pics of her. Cheers!

 

yeah come on...bring on the milf? mods?? haha

 

where's "the MILF Hunter" (Mike K) when you need him?

 

Be careful she doesn't have too bony an ***. Bony *** + ITR hood = dents. Dents = new hood. I know from experience.

 

We need pics of said MILF. Now.

 

 

That's rite, it's nice to have some cushion for the pushin'

 

neighbors huh? i have the back ones giving me bad looks for parking in their "private parking" zone, the next door bastids want to sue because theres water going on their property, not my fualt if they built your house on uneven ground, insert some ditch so the water doesnt go on your property then, btw heres hopes you all drown in there, greedy bitches

then i got the *******[s] on my right, playing mariachi music till 2am on weekdays

oh God


[Modified by hybrider93, 11:38 AM 6/23/2002]

 

1)Ask that MILF if she needs any car maintnence, oil change, etc, or even home repairs.

I've already gotten her into my garage to rev my CRX while I tried starting my ITR when the battery was dead.


2)Perform said repairs or services

Hmmh, kind of suck at the above. Will have to come up with some other excuse.


3)In return for your help show her a pic of your avatar, and ask her to pose on your car scantily-clad, because you're making a calendar.

Yeah. She's not quite my typical chick (see avatar), but that's what the M in MILF does. Still I'll have to reserve space for the voluptous in my calendar...


4)Post your pictures on honda-tech, and email them to me in large format.

I'll post in large format when I get them.


5)Throw mad game on the MILF.

 

Yeah, Redwings SUCK! For some reason, everytime I hear that name, "SUCK" comes to mind? Must be all those bumper stickers everywhere.

 

Aww how sad, another crying Avs fan... :*(

 

So that's where the dent in my CRX hood came from. Yeah, my usual chicks tend to have bony ***. Happened at Aspen of all places.

This MILF ain't bony, she's voluptous!

 

Yea my neighbors are the same **** me off complain all day abut my car and **** because I have the silecer out of my N1 and come home sometimes at like 3 or 4 wailing 4K+ up the street just to **** them off because they are such dicks to my family.