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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:09 AM
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couple hours ago i went out to get a few tools out of my car to see my door open and my ignition column popped. Nothing else was damaged or stolen.

However, you weren't able to steal my car, thanks to many layers of security which i can tell you looked for, yet couldn't find. However i am intelligent and ruthless with my time and how i choose to spend my time and money. You pried the window down to pop the handle, but left 2 thumb prints on the glass. I cleaned it before i left it for the winter.

The thumb prints are perfect, and will be checked. If you have a criminal record in the next week i will find out. I will get this information very easily. I will not involve the police or the court what so ever. I will spend my time in making you suffer threw out the rest of you're life.

I can find where you sleep, and break in. You will wake up paralyzed and losing consciousness very quickly as the ether you're lungs inhale knock you unconscious. I will then drag you're body to a safe location and strap you to a wooden bench. The bench will have a one foot square cut underneath where your lower back will be laying over. You will then be given anti-biotics, and with a surgical skill of total chaos i will slice open the tissue on you're back over your lumber area. I will then cut past the muscle tissue and insert a small pry bar between your T11 and T12 thoracic vertebrae.

You won't hear the sound, but i will. The sound of you're spine being separated. You will no longer feel anything from you're neck down until you die. If you are found, and I'm arrested you will still feel nothing for as long as there is life in you're eyes. You're body will be locked in a coffee like box. I will setup a feeding machine and monitor you're vitals. You will spend month after month, year after year in this box.

Image if you pissed me off ?
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This post is a prefabrication of my boredom in an attempt to prove the vanity of human existence


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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:12 AM
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damn .... sleep with the heat your lucky thats for sure
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by GarageAlchemist &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">couple hours ago i went out to get a few tools out of my car to see my door open and my ignition column popped. Nothing else was damaged or stolen.

However, you weren't able to steal my car, thanks to many layers of security which i can tell you looked for, yet couldn't find. However i am intelligent and ruthless with my time and how i choose to spend my time and money. You pried the window down to pop the handle, but left 2 thumb prints on the glass. I cleaned it before i left it for the winter.

The thumb prints are perfect, and will be checked. If you have a criminal record in the next week i will find out. I will get this information very easily. I will not involve the police or the court what so ever. I will spend my time in making you suffer threw out the rest of you're life.

I can find where you sleep, and break in. You will wake up paralyzed and losing consciousness very quicky as the ether you're lungs inhale knock you unconscious. I will then drag you're body to a safe location and strap you to a wooden bench. The bench will have a one foot square cut underneath where you're lower back will be laying over. You will then be given anti-biotics, and with a surgical skill of total chaos i will slice open the tissue on you're back over you're lumber area. I will then cut past the muscle tissue and insert a small pry bar between you're T11 and T12 thoracic vertebrae.

You won't hear the sound, but i will. The sound of you're spine being separated. You will no longer feel anything from you're neck down until you die. If you are found, and I'm arrested you will still feel nothing for as long as there is life in you're eyes. You're body will be locked in a coffee like box. I will setup a feeding machine and monitor you're vitals. You will spend month after month, year after year in this box.

Image if you pissed me off ?
garage alchemist.
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this is a really good way of screwing yourself in the end if **** ever hits the fan. this is a pretty hard threat you have just made. the law doesnt like threats...

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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:20 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mikeunreal2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">this is a really good way of screwing yourself in the end if **** ever hits the fan. this is a pretty hard threat you have just made. the law doesnt like threats...

mike</TD></TR></TABLE>
i dont know if you've ever had your car broken into or stolen, but it tends to make you slighlty pissed off (by slightly i mean incredibly). so i dont blame him for saying that. im just thinking/hoping its mostly him venting. i would definately investigate the guy and beat some ***, but the paralyzing process was a bit much.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:22 AM
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Dang I better lock my windows.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:27 AM
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Damn! That's what I am talking about...thieve's should get what's coming to them...
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:28 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mikeunreal2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

this is a really good way of screwing yourself in the end if **** ever hits the fan. this is a pretty hard threat you have just made. the law doesnt like threats...

mike</TD></TR></TABLE> thank god for good lawyers that know every loophole in the"law"
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 10:29 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by alacard &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
i dont know if you've ever had your car broken into or stolen, but it tends to make you slighlty pissed off (by slightly i mean incredibly). so i dont blame him for saying that. im just thinking/hoping its mostly him venting. i would definately investigate the guy and beat some ***, but the paralyzing process was a bit much.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I've actually had my car stolen (00 si back in 03, (link to my old fs thread https://honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=659002)

I had a buyer lined up to buy it the following day for my full asking and someone stole it the day after thanksgiving I wouldnt consider doing any physical harm to anyone especially the nonsense he posted. The car had only liablility and I lost out completely on it. The way I look at it, "**** happens"
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 11:12 AM
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that is harsh... but u gotta do what u gotta do
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 11:17 AM
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great imagination, thats some creative writeing right there you should write horror books lol but on some one trying to steal your ****
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 03:40 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by eg-owns you &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">great imagination, thats some creative writeing right there you should write horror books lol but on some one trying to steal your **** </TD></TR></TABLE> yes
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 05:02 PM
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Default Re: someone tried to steal my car last night ! (alacard)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by alacard &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i dont know if you've ever had your car broken into or stolen, but it tends to make you slighlty pissed off (by slightly i mean incredibly). so i dont blame him for saying that. im just thinking/hoping its mostly him venting. i would definately investigate the guy and beat some ***, but the paralyzing process was a bit much.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I have and in the end, it is a hunk of metal. I have good insurance and go the extra mile to ensure I document purchases with receipts. I walked to my car to see the trunk open with my amp/subwoofer gone. Plus my head unit and cd changer as well as my wide view mirror AND shift ****. Left the credit card in the back seat though

I went to work with NO TUNES. Got off work, filed police report and filed an insurance claim. Got better stereo equipment than what I had for pretty cheap. Got about $1000 worth of stuff for $250.

In the end, I made out since the deck I got was like $200 alone.

Someone steals your music/car....is really worth stalking them?

I dont kow, maybe I amjust lame. I see people putting 15 kill switches and all these mods to prevent thedt and I laugh. If you want it bad enough to steal it, then take it. I can get from under the car payments and get a G35

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Slammed Si &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I've actually had my car stolen (00 si back in 03, (link to my old fs thread https://honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=659002)

I had a buyer lined up to buy it the following day for my full asking and someone stole it the day after thanksgiving I wouldnt consider doing any physical harm to anyone especially the nonsense he posted. The car had only liablility and I lost out completely on it. The way I look at it, "**** happens" </TD></TR></TABLE>

Now that sucks. I have bought some stuff from you back in the day. Good seller. Sad to see bad **** happen to good people. That is why I keep ful coverage on all my ****. Even if its paid off. I dont care to get my **** stolen since that in itself wouldnt be so bad. But to not get compensated from that theft would be something different
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 05:12 PM
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Too morbid for me
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 05:16 PM
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Sounds like a good porno.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 05:19 PM
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Ooops wrong post above. Anyways, what I was trying to say, is "wow". I should definitely take more precaution to how I leave my car. I have a $600 alarm, and a Club. In addition, I bolted my after market CD player to the metal housing on the inside. I even changed the phillips bolts to allen wrench bolts all over the car. I was thinking of changing the location of the alarm brain. Maybe cover it up so the wires can't be cut? Definitely got me thinking. Well just be thankful and appreciative that you still got your car. People are just uncivilized and have no class. Don't stoop down to their level. Can I get an amen?
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 05:35 PM
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I had my 90 civic si stolen so I can relate and agree with you, all thieves should die. If it was legal I would have no problem blowing away a car thief.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 05:47 PM
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"Don't look to your past, your an adult, and you hold your own future in your hands. Enjoy it, and don't forget your past is there for a reason.. it's not worth bringing into the future.

life is a simple thing once you make it such."


read your blog it may help.

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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 05:55 PM
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Some one TRIED to steal your car and you are talking about taking their life? That's real smart. It's a car, not your wife, not your kids, a CAR. You can get another one. Although I would laugh if I heard you were arrested and put away for the rest of your life because some kid tried to steal your honda.
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Old Dec 27, 2006 | 05:58 PM
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 02:13 AM
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i guess everyone weighs their losses differently. I work my *** off every day...if im not working, im researching and learning more about my car, 95% of the cash i earn goes into parts, hours of blood sweat and tears go into putting those parts on so that someday i will be able to say that i produced what i felt was the best car possible. and to wake up one day to go to work to see that my pride and joy has been violated. that some half-*** punk kid decided that he wanted to make a quick buck to go buy some weed. to have my prized posession broken into and robbed of my hard work...or even worse: to have the entire car taken, leaving me with nothing but a bare shell 3 weeks later....at some point i just lose all sanity.
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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 04:25 AM
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thumbs for thieves
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