Just wanted to make this post for fun.
What are some things to do to make your car worth nothing if stolen?
I'm thinking:
ZC motor swap
civic interior
remove wing
remove itr specific items and replace with normal
4 lug civic suspension
steelies

I would like to see the theives face when he steals a worthless "type r"

 

damn imagine how slow ours cars would be with a zc motor?

 

How about puttting a sign on it saying "this engine was fully rebuilt with proud, by myself, in my basement...now where did I leave my screwdriver???".

 

Write Stolen all over it.

 

I like that idea... Or have something along the lines of "If the driver isn't white, it's been stolen."

P.S. that second quote was in no way making a racist remark, it is simply for the fact that I am white, it is just incase a person of another race were to steal my car.

 

yes...that would be good stolen all over it...

actually i'm thinking of etching in "IF FOUND IN HYBRID, STOLEN" into my engine block next to the b18c5....as well as a phone number...


[Modified by 00-0187, 9:35 PM 5/8/2002]

 

you can try to talk your way out of that one, but that was racist...

-Marc --->who is white and realizes a lot of ITR drivers are asian

 

I'm asian

 

Make it your outhouse as well as your daily driver.

 

Deficate on the door handles...

 

LOL! poop on the seats!

 

just write POST ***** somewhere on your car.

 

i wouldnt even want it

 

how about you have a gun rack in the back window...and put NRA stickers all of the place....

and have a bumper sticker that says "my other car is hummer H2 or sherman tank"

 

rice it out w/ light up nozzles and...oh wait, there are some that would PREFER it be that way

 

Yeah, I thought about that rice stuff too but that rice stuff probably is in higher demand so it would be quicker and easier to sell.

 

Put a NOS sticker on the window and a castrol gtx sticker.

Roll the odomiter up past 100,000

 

nahh just get the biggest most expensice insurance policy you can get. Thieves know how much you will be paid and what kind of coverage you have... They just do... Notice the guys whose rides get jacked have basic coverage, but the guys like me who have a top level AGV policy never get their stuff jacked even when we want it stolen...

Just get a big policy that leaves no money in you pocket and your car will be fine.

 

on the serious tip, 4 lug conversion with ls rims and no badges will turn off even the best of em.

 

Just take the ecu out when ever going some where thats what i do!!
plus my alarm and my club that should be enough...

 

You know that the best thieves bring ecus...another easy way to get past the immobolizer...

 

Baaaaaaaahahahahahaha! That's the funniest damn thing I've heard all day!
Hell, all week.

Go ahead, call me racist. I don't give a fug! Because I know that I am not. I just have a twisted sense of humor.

 

what would be the chances of them having a jdm ecu(the harness would be hard to match).

 

Non-teg ECU.

 

its amazing that they know all the little tricks
cause some of them work on cars or are familiar with the type of car


[Modified by Spoon1, 4:48 AM 5/9/2002]