ok guys i have a 2000 civic si with intake headers test pipe and exhaust spoon tb 1996 itr ecu and i want my car to blow black smoke when i gun it ! how do i do this ? i need to know plzzzz !!!!!

 

why do you want your car to blow black smoke? its not a diesel..... black smoke on gas cars is running too rich.

 

are you serious?

 

hell yeah im serious its sick my buddys 1998 itr blows jdm smoke screen invtec its sick !

 

no one wants to help>?????

 

get some bigger injectors like 310, 440 cc.no ecu changes .... then go drive hard

 

ok guys i dont care if im not going to gain anything i just wanna blow black smoke when i step on it !

 

i want the jdm smoke screeen budddyyy !!!!

 

theres no such thing.............


jeezzz


ricers

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RED_90TEG &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ok guys i dont care if im not going to gain anything i just wanna blow black smoke when i step on it !</TD></TR></TABLE>
Pour 2 quarts of 50w motor oil in your fuel tank and buy a box of cigars. If one doesn't smoke, the other will.

 

goodluck ******* up your motor cause you want to be a moron

you know the rings will get washed out right?

 

Is this your "00' em1 si track use only" car? You are an idiot.

 

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Im shocked you posted this man you should make a new screen name im sure someone will have your post in there signature for a long time. Just take the motor out and ship it to me and save yourself the troubles.

 

my buddys fully built ls vtec that reved to 10 k blew black smoke and he never had any problems.. oh well nowu guys think im a ricer oh well only if u guys really knew !

 

if u wanna blow black smoke, sell your car to someone who will take care of it, and go buy yourself a diesel

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RED_90TEG &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">my buddys fully built ls vtec that reved to 10 k blew black smoke and he never had any problems.. oh well nowu guys think im a ricer oh well only if u guys really knew ! </TD></TR></TABLE>

There are a lot of peopel on here that own and race faster cars. Revving to 10,000 Doesn't mean anything to all of us. Most people that rev that high have no idea why they are up in that range in the first place. Blowing black smoke is not a sign of a healthy motor but if you want to blow black smoke and wash your rings out try buping your fuel pressure up in 5 psi increments

 

Oh God, ......... this can't be serious. Are you stupid?

 

step 1: pull motor out of car and separate from trans
step 2: get your motor spooned
step 3:put in big injectors
step 4:install motor and trans
step 5:start car
step 6: drive the **** out of it
step 7: enjoy the nutswinging because of you spooned motor and your mad jdm yo smoke screen

 

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awww **** son datz tiiite!!! dis is whut you do. me and my homie, we did dis shiit to his homeslice's car dawg.

you dont need no injectors dog. how you do dis, is.... put a half gallon of gas in yo motor oil dawg.

 

Hahahaha!!!

Yes, OP, I'm laughing at you.

 

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um most ppl would rather have a car that does NOT smoke at all, let alone a plume of smoke.

but i guess you only wanna look fast (since all fast cars smoke) so it doesnt matter

 

its starting to look like the "teggie" is the ricer platform of choice.

 

Apparently ricers are getting richer, or 'Tegs are getting cheaper. It was the 92-95 hach to begin with.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by black_EM1 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Apparently ricers are getting richer, or 'Tegs are getting cheaper. It was the 92-95 hach to begin with.</TD></TR></TABLE>

thats what i have grown to know, but lately, the last couple years, its been the "teggie dawg"

stock with a "B" series, yo ucan get a 94-95 now for a few grand unless its so cal, its the new symbol of ricer.

17 inch TSW trophies FTW

 

this thread is priceless i havent laughed so hard in a long time