Things new Type R owners should know about
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Things new Type R owners should know about
Things you should know about Type Rs for new owners haha
Shes fast, but not too fast
She likes it violent, so pull hard, but push harder
She can act up some times....just smack her in the *** and give it to her harder, she loves it
When you see a corner, grab her hair and jerk it hard around the corner, the harder to push, the more she grips
She draws alot of attention by those lowlifes at the bar....always have beer bottle in hand to break on skulls
You like to get a wax job....so does she, all women take hours to look good, shes no different
Don't ever refer to her as black, or yellow, or white....thats just ******* degrading...its Championship.....white *******
Shes typical, buy her a new pair of shoes once in a while and she'll give you hours of fun in return
Drop $300 every now and then on her and give her a day at the Beaver Run Spa....you won't regret it.
and most importantly....
She loves to swallow, so keep her well lubed
Keep that in mind, and you will have a good relationship
Shes fast, but not too fast
She likes it violent, so pull hard, but push harder
She can act up some times....just smack her in the *** and give it to her harder, she loves it
When you see a corner, grab her hair and jerk it hard around the corner, the harder to push, the more she grips
She draws alot of attention by those lowlifes at the bar....always have beer bottle in hand to break on skulls
You like to get a wax job....so does she, all women take hours to look good, shes no different
Don't ever refer to her as black, or yellow, or white....thats just ******* degrading...its Championship.....white *******
Shes typical, buy her a new pair of shoes once in a while and she'll give you hours of fun in return
Drop $300 every now and then on her and give her a day at the Beaver Run Spa....you won't regret it.
and most importantly....
She loves to swallow, so keep her well lubed
Keep that in mind, and you will have a good relationship
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Re: (Dave_B)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Dave_B »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">LMAO and saved for future reference. Where the hell did you come up with that man?</TD></TR></TABLE>
hahaha it just hit me...I saw the guys thread about just buying his first R...thought I should start something like this. Hope you guys got a laugh
hahaha it just hit me...I saw the guys thread about just buying his first R...thought I should start something like this. Hope you guys got a laugh
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by totsie7944 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
hahaha it just hit me...I saw the guys thread about just buying his first R...thought I should start something like this. Hope you guys got a laugh </TD></TR></TABLE>
Thats because its 100 degrees outside and there is nothing else to do
hahaha it just hit me...I saw the guys thread about just buying his first R...thought I should start something like this. Hope you guys got a laugh
</TD></TR></TABLE>Thats because its 100 degrees outside and there is nothing else to do
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Re: (GUILOTINE)
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haha Im glad you all got a kick out of this...you all should think of some more and I will add them to my main post and then ask a George or another MOD to pastie it at the top of the R forum? haha
haha Im glad you all got a kick out of this...you all should think of some more and I will add them to my main post and then ask a George or another MOD to pastie it at the top of the R forum? haha
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Re: (209SpoonEK9)
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def not retarded....soooo true haha
and actually I didn't have like any time.. I was supposed to be working on a client at work, and instead I was writing this jack off thread hahaha
</TD></TR></TABLE>def not retarded....soooo true haha
and actually I didn't have like any time.. I was supposed to be working on a client at work, and instead I was writing this jack off thread hahaha
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Re: (dc2r01)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by dc2r01 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">You forgot;
"Eventually down the road you will be burning a ton of oil, so save up for a rebuild!" Thanks Honda!
bahahha.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Read
She loves to swallow, so keep her well lubed
now ban
"Eventually down the road you will be burning a ton of oil, so save up for a rebuild!" Thanks Honda!
bahahha.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Read
She loves to swallow, so keep her well lubed
now ban