***Heres the deal***

Post a few lines, and the next person continues from where the other person left off. Las2k and I had some fun in another thread with this.

PLEASE NO HATE OR HARD FEELINGS, ITS JUST FOR FUN.

I post on Honda-tech every day
and i dont care what you say
i know my bumpers ugly
dont tell me its fugly

 

your bumper aint fugly
but your face shore is
i will be right back
i gotta take a whiz.

 

make sure you think of my bumper when your stroking it
because its got more curves than your girl
go ahead and think about it a little bit
the only thing i can think of that rhymes with girl is a squirl

 

speaking of squirrels
i saw your mom last night
i had a great time
cause she's real tight.

 

hope you had fun
because i wouldnt want old vagina
maybe you nailed her in the bun also
but its kinda hard to rhyme a word like vagina
north carolina
south carolina
blah blah blah when you run out of things to say
but i got the money to pay

 

tomorrow is friday, thank God i'll get paid
maybe next time, i can afford to get laid
by a real woman, not one with fake ****
or one whos got the *****.

 

squirrels?? moms?? tightness, you both are out of your gord...

keep laying down lines like you are, and it's no wonder we're all bored.

Leave the smack talkin' up to the pros, you obviously don't have it...

weaksauce is what you are; now both of you go back to whackin' it.

 

tomorrow is friday, thank God i'll get paid
maybe next time, i can afford to get laid
by a real woman, not one with fake ****
or one whos got the *****.

 

weaksauce is what your mom had on her back last night after las2k came
home from a vtec binge
cause his cars slow when its not on the second cam
but its ok because hill just let his valves singe

 

my valves might singe, but its not from that
im just too damn sexy, every time i hit VTAK
the only thing slow is your shift time
it takes so long, i have time to rhyme

 

my shift time is quick
take that **** out of your mouth with a tooth pick
you see all i need is rims
so ill get all the hott girlies undressed to the skins

 

blow up dolls don't count as "girlies"
i would think with your size, you'd have more worries
than rims on your car, or carbon fiber sex
too bad i have both, and im rated triple X

 

XXX is only the rating for the movies under your bed
your hand is so sore its heavy like led
but im getting tired
and if i dont wake up for work ill get fired
so its been fun
and ill have dreams of kicking your bun
at this thread tomorrow night

 

nighty night francesco i hope you sleep tight
i wouldn't want you to get in a plight
until we meet again
goodnight, good riddance, i'll see you later my friend.

 

buncha white boys rapping ROFL ... stunnaz

bunch of white boy rapping

but im right here keep smilin

cuz they cant be the jerk whos just chillin in my porche with stash on my back pack

woot woot!!!

 

Yo rhymes aint shyt cuz my kicks fly at yo ****,
Yall better hit the deck cuz my Glock spits at necks
Dont *** with the MOB cuz we buck at you FOBs
Don't give a *** who we rob, better duck when u hear shots
Tryna front online, fool dont stunt on mine
I'll put a crunch in your spine, I'll eat it for lunch with some lime
You little ***** wasting time, I'm always on the hunt with the grime
This is the MOB meetin, keep quiet when the GOD is speakin

8 bars in your face

 

dayyum i just got OWNED.

 

straight M-O-B.. yah betta get to know me...
ghetto *** rhymes in here.. ya'll nikkaz can't hold me...
spit'n tha lyrics like ain't no hassel... once you hear dis ****, i'll have ya'll nikkaz baffled
one time i'm out... dis be a sample of what i do...
F to the R straight M-O-B... i be that mothafucka dey call "Mr. Lucky"

............

 

don't be splittin' up swishers in my S2k
I just had my b!tch projekt cleanin' it all day
you know I only smoke that endo when i'm sittin on my couch
so I don't slide my S into some otha nikaz house

 

Only thing I clean out is your girl's birth canal
Think your little words can hurt me now?
Clean up that *** now, what's under your skirt is foul.
Your worthless style I can squirt out my bowels
Yea I shyt on your rhymes, what I spit is crime
Your credentials I can buy six with a dime
Quit riding my dick cuz you'll get hurt over time
Leave you in the dust, with a car as quick as mine



Modified by FR-MOB: Projekt at 1:42 AM 6/16/2006

 

this thread is gonna get locked ... i can smell it ROFL

 

Just tryin to get what I can in before it gets locked.

 

holy sheeeit. we just started this topic to screw around but damn dang, your rhymes are harsher than pac's.

stop being so damn good.

 

I just lost brain cells

 

damn, Dang is good.

i need to regroup.