coudl someone help me out really quick i need to find the rear jack point on a integra, did a search but didnt turn up.... i know someone had a picture of this a while ago...TIA

 

Use the rear tow hook.

 

Yup, use the tow hook. That is the rear jacking point.

 

holdon... can we get some more confirmation on where to jack up the rear of tegs? i don't quite understand...

 

use that chrome thing on your car D, they call it a "muffler" i think. thats the best place to jack up your car, square in the middle of the can

 

you sure about that? cause i thought that would ruin the muffler bearings....

D, still confused about this jacking off thing..

 

Yeah, he's right, but you don't want to jack it too high from the rear, D, or you may spill some blinker fluid the caps leak all the time

 

Excuse me??? Are you asking for instructions on how to jack off? Well, first of all, you'll need some visual aid in order to be stimulated, then....lol
j/k

The tow hook is the jack point. Its below the rear bumper, below the license plate. There's this U-shape hook you'll see. That's the tow hook.

Center the jack bracket in the middle of the jack lift platform (tow hook).

 

LoL. anyways, its the rear tow hook.

 

really, are you sure i can use the tow hook as a jacking point? i thought it was for towing...

 

Dude!!!! Have some trust in H-T members!! Believe me, I even checked the Helms supplement manual to make sure. The tow hook is the only jacking point that they mentioned.

It was reinforced for towing as well as a jacking point.

What's the matter, are you afraid the bumpers gonna fall off or you're gonna pierce the gas tank?

 

Damn you're being a smartass today...LMFAO!

 

wait, i'm gonna pierce the gas tank using the tow hook as a jacking off point?

that doesn't sound like i want to do that.

 

No, what I meant was you take the jack stands, and raise the bar in the middle as high as you can. Then you jump off the second floor and try to land on the bar with your ***. Do not take out the jack stands for they'll come in handy later.

Then, take a rope and tie one end to the jack stand up your ***, and the other end to the tow hook. Make sure it's tight.

Then you take the hydraulic jack, pierce the gas tank, and light it up, while the jack stand is still up your ***.

Now try to run as fast as you can away from the car.




[Modified by Calavera, 5:57 PM 4/13/2002]

 

Excuse me, but you're both tards.

to both of you for thinking he was serious.

Jason-
who's still LHFAO!

 

will someone please tell me if i can or can't use the tow hook to jack up my car while smoking.... i don't want to be a shish kabob...

 

I realized that after he talked about the pierced gas tank...may be not soon enough, but still.

 

Sorry, but you shouldn't make comments like this when you're selling "Azenias."

 

LOL. OMG, I just fell out of my chair.

 

bump....

 

bump? lol

It got me laughing again that is all I need to say.

 

yea so i had the same question about where to jack up the rear end of my car.....

well yea i took some of you advice and tried the muffler and the whole thing is caved in now you ********!

lol, jk of course, but you got the visual.

 

Holy bump! That was some funny stuff right there. Where the hell was I? Probably busy at work that year.

 

:middle finger:

I cant even remember asking this question.

 

Go D! LOL.

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