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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:24 AM
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Default 2nd Annual R&D Motorsports Honda Poetry Challenge

That's right, folks, it's been a year since the first one, won by HTech poet laureate RStoR. This year, the premise is the same. Submit a poem, any form from Haiku to Sonnet, about why you love or even hate your Honda. A winner, 2nd, 3rd and Hondarable mention will be chosen by a panel of nonpartisan judges (my wife and one other judge to be chosen at random at a later date). Prizes are as follows:

Grand Prize - Type One Catback or ATS 4.929FD or $500 Gift Certificate
Runner Up - Toda Flywheel or $375 Gift Certificate
3rd Place - Toda or Spoon Cam Gears
Honorable Mention (3 prizes) - Choice of Spoon Rad Cap and Oil Cap or Mugen Rad Cap and Oil Cap


So, sharpen your pencils and think about your submittals. We will begin the contest 4-12-02 and all entries must be received by 4-22-02. Please send your entry in to sales@randdmotorsports.com with a title of POETRY CONTEST as the subject. Be sure to include your full name and contact information with your submission. Good luck all!!!!

(Can a mod make this a sticky, by chance? Thanks)
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:28 AM
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Nicy nice... to bad I could not write a poem if my life depended on it But I'll sure as hell try, and no laffing at it


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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:31 AM
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nice prizes!
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:32 AM
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There will be no laughing, at least in front of you. When there are prizes at stake, I think you will find that your creative energy gets a boost. Remember, a poem can be anything. I was VERY impressed with some of the submissions last year. They were good!

(also, no R&D sponsor cars are eligible for this or are any employees. Have to keep this fair.)
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:33 AM
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i'll give it a try, but if i win i could be a problem cuz i live in Toronto
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:37 AM
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(also, no R&D sponsor cars are eligible for this or are any employees. Have to keep this fair.)
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:43 AM
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dave-can you give a sample or maybe the winning poem from last year??it might help generate interest. thanks
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:44 AM
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how about this one"

roses are red
violets are blue
I got rolled by a 2Liter turbo
How about j00??


Yack- who is currently bartering with Tony as we speak
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 08:47 AM
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Yeah, where can I read some of the entrants from last year, so I know if I'm wasting my time with my lame prose.
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:22 AM
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(also, no R&D sponsor cars are eligible for this or are any employees. Have to keep this fair.)
DOH!

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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:24 AM
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roses are red
violets are blue
I got rolled by a 2Liter turbo
How about j00??
No ...never been rolled by a 2.0L ...have been rolled by some phucking GAYtor though.
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:29 AM
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Just think of the background music to JD & Jay Z's Money Aint a Thing LINK to ALBUM

In the Integra and Civic switching 4 lanes
With the pedal down peeling out
Racing Aint a thing
Working hard in a Type R flashing the beams
With the Windows black emblems jacked
Racing aint a thing
Jigga I don't like it if the rims Bling Bling
And to hell with the Chrome
cause the racing aint a thing

I supe up my car with the RS Akimoto
80's stye gloves
Burn all my gasoline just fo show
My game is Fly My ride is Fly
Tryin to stay alive
11 Thou for the Custom
Rich aint I, The paint will strain your eye
Brand new Greys son, Aim for the sky
Fear the bottle in the back.

No I can't and Won't take credit for that one LMAO
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:30 AM
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LMFAO!
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:30 AM
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I love my car
cause it's an R
I was the boss
when I had naws
I'm now NA
and that is gay
no more juice
but here comes BOOST

damn, that was pretty good
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:30 AM
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Those are some sweet prizes!
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:39 AM
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I'm in!

dave- do you have a copy of last years? i don't.
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:50 AM
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You think i don't see the drool..
You marvel at my R being so damn cool..
It has Vtec with AEM air..
And you not able to beat me is just unfair..
But, if u domestics want to race and take a chance..
I will win, and be up in your girls pants..

funkijunki..
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:53 AM
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Im in as well. Any preference to how long they can / should be?

Yack: tryin to get the turbo eh! nice...Ill be picking up Cliffs pretty soon. Ill talk to you more about your old set up so I have have mine as reliable as possible with good tuning.
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:55 AM
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LIke the prizes, but DO NOT have time to partake in your contest! Good chER0's!


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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 09:58 AM
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not a prob

boost to yo MOTHER!!!


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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 10:11 AM
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I better get the books out
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 10:12 AM
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Do you like green eggs and rice?
I like green eggs and rice!

Do you like Hondas and rice?
I do NOT like Hondas and rice.

Too bad so many people like Hondas and rice.
I like Hondas and rice about as much as I like lice.

The End.

Warren
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 10:27 AM
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i guess i have to wait til the 12th. poo
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 11:59 AM
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VERY SWEET PRIZES! Maybe I should think of something...
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Old Apr 8, 2002 | 12:17 PM
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think cheesy 80's song "my sherona"
dah dah dahdahdah da dah dah danana....myyyyy inteeegra...
dah dah dahdahdah my ayayay teg..
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