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man the cops in birmingham must get really bored. i was driving along the highway, on the way to church, and was speeding, of course. then i see a cop in front of me. so i slow down to the speed limit (i was going about 70 in a 55) so i was safe. but he thought he could get me, so he starts following me and i was driving the speed limit, and he even follows me into the church parking lot. i was like, wow this guy really wants to get me.
so he comes up and asks me if its my car. i said, yes sir, it is. (its a p.o.s. maroon van until i buy a car for myself) and he asks for my license, so i give it to him. he thens asks for registration, which i also give to him. he goes to his car and lets me sweat it out (i knew i didnt do anything illegal, but if he wanted to ticket me i knew he could make some crap up) then comes back up and says the license plate/title said the car was red, and asks me if my car was red. i said well, its maroon, and he suggested i change the title from saying red, to maroon, or brown or something. i was like ok, you wasted 10 minutes to tell me this? this is what we pay our taxes for?
the best part of all was when he was leaving, a second car pulls up! he called in backup! man i must be dangerous! well, i thought it was a cool story, so i decided to share it with you guys. first close scrape with the law, unless you count when my friend was driving...trying to do donuts in a parking lot w/ his bmw, sticks too well to the pavement tho...so he gave us a warning. but, like i said, it was fun to tell everyone at church about it.
so he comes up and asks me if its my car. i said, yes sir, it is. (its a p.o.s. maroon van until i buy a car for myself) and he asks for my license, so i give it to him. he thens asks for registration, which i also give to him. he goes to his car and lets me sweat it out (i knew i didnt do anything illegal, but if he wanted to ticket me i knew he could make some crap up) then comes back up and says the license plate/title said the car was red, and asks me if my car was red. i said well, its maroon, and he suggested i change the title from saying red, to maroon, or brown or something. i was like ok, you wasted 10 minutes to tell me this? this is what we pay our taxes for?
the best part of all was when he was leaving, a second car pulls up! he called in backup! man i must be dangerous! well, i thought it was a cool story, so i decided to share it with you guys. first close scrape with the law, unless you count when my friend was driving...trying to do donuts in a parking lot w/ his bmw, sticks too well to the pavement tho...so he gave us a warning. but, like i said, it was fun to tell everyone at church about it.

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bhamaldriva »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">man the cops in birmingham must get really bored. i was driving along the highway, on the way to church, and was speeding, of course. then i see a cop in front of me. so i slow down to the speed limit (i was going about 70 in a 55) so i was safe. but he thought he could get me, so he starts following me and i was driving the speed limit, and he even follows me into the church parking lot. i was like, wow this guy really wants to get me.
so he comes up and asks me if its my car. i said, yes sir, it is. (its a p.o.s. maroon van until i buy a car for myself) and he asks for my license, so i give it to him. he thens asks for registration, which i also give to him. he goes to his car and lets me sweat it out (i knew i didnt do anything illegal, but if he wanted to ticket me i knew he could make some crap up) then comes back up and says the license plate/title said the car was red, and asks me if my car was red. i said well, its maroon, and he suggested i change the title from saying red, to maroon, or brown or something. i was like ok, you wasted 10 minutes to tell me this? this is what we pay our taxes for?
the best part of all was when he was leaving, a second car pulls up! he called in backup! man i must be dangerous! well, i thought it was a cool story, so i decided to share it with you guys. first close scrape with the law, unless you count when my friend was driving...trying to do donuts in a parking lot w/ his bmw, sticks too well to the pavement tho...so he gave us a warning. but, like i said, it was fun to tell everyone at church about it.
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you wasted two minutes of our lives to tell us this?
so he comes up and asks me if its my car. i said, yes sir, it is. (its a p.o.s. maroon van until i buy a car for myself) and he asks for my license, so i give it to him. he thens asks for registration, which i also give to him. he goes to his car and lets me sweat it out (i knew i didnt do anything illegal, but if he wanted to ticket me i knew he could make some crap up) then comes back up and says the license plate/title said the car was red, and asks me if my car was red. i said well, its maroon, and he suggested i change the title from saying red, to maroon, or brown or something. i was like ok, you wasted 10 minutes to tell me this? this is what we pay our taxes for?
the best part of all was when he was leaving, a second car pulls up! he called in backup! man i must be dangerous! well, i thought it was a cool story, so i decided to share it with you guys. first close scrape with the law, unless you count when my friend was driving...trying to do donuts in a parking lot w/ his bmw, sticks too well to the pavement tho...so he gave us a warning. but, like i said, it was fun to tell everyone at church about it.

</TD></TR></TABLE>you wasted two minutes of our lives to tell us this?
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jules Winnfield »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
you wasted two minutes of our lives to tell us this?
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LMAO
you wasted two minutes of our lives to tell us this?
</TD></TR></TABLE>LMAO
Why the hell is this in appearance / cosmetic?
Also, you said that you were doing 70 in a 55...you were breaking the law, he has every right to follow you, and pull you over.
Sorry to be a dick, but come on!
Also, you said that you were doing 70 in a 55...you were breaking the law, he has every right to follow you, and pull you over.
Sorry to be a dick, but come on!
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first off, the whole color thing is probably just to make sure the car isnt stolen.
second, i doubt he called for back up, they(the second car) are suppose to stop.
sounds pretty standard to me.
second, i doubt he called for back up, they(the second car) are suppose to stop.
sounds pretty standard to me.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 5STAR3 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">first off, the whole color thing is probably just to make sure the car isnt stolen.
second, i doubt he called for back up, they(the second car) are suppose to stop.
sounds pretty standard to me.</TD></TR></TABLE>
exactly, and plus you would have nothing to worry about if you werent speeding
second, i doubt he called for back up, they(the second car) are suppose to stop.
sounds pretty standard to me.</TD></TR></TABLE>
exactly, and plus you would have nothing to worry about if you werent speeding
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by yurpduckie »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">thats two minutes i'll never get back
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jules Winnfield »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
you wasted two minutes of our lives to tell us this? </TD></TR></TABLE>
I want my 2 mins back dude. This isnt funny.
you wasted two minutes of our lives to tell us this? </TD></TR></TABLE>
I want my 2 mins back dude. This isnt funny.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by NoBottleJustThrottle »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Why the hell is this in appearance / cosmetic?
Also, you said that you were doing 70 in a 55...you were breaking the law, he has every right to follow you, and pull you over.
Sorry to be a dick, but come on!</TD></TR></TABLE> true true. i was telling a story i found amusing, and i am sorry if i offended you by telling it. and the story has to do with the color of the car...
and im pretty sure its not standard for the other cop to be sitting in his car with the shotgun out...but who knows? and, i didn't really think it through that well. that is a valid point, but *shrug* when i wrote this i had just gotten home and wanted to share a story i thought was cool, so i didn't think out the cops reasoning very well, i didnt even think mine out.
Also, you said that you were doing 70 in a 55...you were breaking the law, he has every right to follow you, and pull you over.
Sorry to be a dick, but come on!</TD></TR></TABLE> true true. i was telling a story i found amusing, and i am sorry if i offended you by telling it. and the story has to do with the color of the car...
and im pretty sure its not standard for the other cop to be sitting in his car with the shotgun out...but who knows? and, i didn't really think it through that well. that is a valid point, but *shrug* when i wrote this i had just gotten home and wanted to share a story i thought was cool, so i didn't think out the cops reasoning very well, i didnt even think mine out.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bhamaldriva »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> true true. i was telling a story i found amusing, and i am sorry if i offended you by telling it. and the story has to do with the color of the car...
and im pretty sure its not standard for the other cop to be sitting in his car with the shotgun out...but who knows? and, i didn't really think it through that well. that is a valid point, but *shrug* when i wrote this i had just gotten home and wanted to share a story i thought was cool, so i didn't think out the cops reasoning very well, i didnt even think mine out.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Man please, I live in Montgomery and have cop stories 10x worse than that from when I was doing absolutely nothing.
I pulled into the mall once, made a trip down one parking lot row and by the time I got back to the top of the row I had an undercover swat van and 3 cop cars surrounding my ***.
and im pretty sure its not standard for the other cop to be sitting in his car with the shotgun out...but who knows? and, i didn't really think it through that well. that is a valid point, but *shrug* when i wrote this i had just gotten home and wanted to share a story i thought was cool, so i didn't think out the cops reasoning very well, i didnt even think mine out.</TD></TR></TABLE>Man please, I live in Montgomery and have cop stories 10x worse than that from when I was doing absolutely nothing.
I pulled into the mall once, made a trip down one parking lot row and by the time I got back to the top of the row I had an undercover swat van and 3 cop cars surrounding my ***.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JDMDC4.. »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I want my 5 minutes back!
im a slow reader </TD></TR></TABLE>
lol
im a slow reader </TD></TR></TABLE>lol
yar. that sucks. i don't, as i only have been driving 6 months or so, and as i previously said, i thought it was cool, and so did my friends, but they are immature 16 y/o, so if you don't like it, fine.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bhamaldriva »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">yar. that sucks. i don't, as i only have been driving 6 months or so, and as i previously said, i thought it was cool, and so did my friends, but they are immature 16 y/o, so if you don't like it, fine.</TD></TR></TABLE>
lol...what does that make you?
noob drivers, wait till you get harrassed for real
lol...what does that make you?
noob drivers, wait till you get harrassed for real
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jules Winnfield »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
you wasted two minutes of our lives to tell us this?
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OMFG...NOW THATS FUNNY
you wasted two minutes of our lives to tell us this?
</TD></TR></TABLE>OMFG...NOW THATS FUNNY





