So I'm dealing with the everyday traffic of going home - 8 mile drive takes 50 minutes, when I see this CW Type R coming up my ***. I think, okay, maybe there is an ******* ITR owner out there. The car passes me in the left lane and with the flow of traffic, I end up stopping next to the car. The extremely dark tinted passenger window of the CW R rolls and down and my jaw drops. I see a super-model looking 28-30 year old woman in the driver's seat and the conversation begins.

Her - "That's an absolutely beautiful car you have!"
Me: "Yours is better, especially with a beautiful lady in it....what more could I ask for?"
(I pull up to glance at her front bumper and pull back next to her window...)
Me: "Damn, and a 98, even better. I'll trade you my yellow one for your white one"
Her: (hahahaha) "It's probably going to be for sale soon."
Me: "What? Why? I can probably sell it for you fast."
Her: "Really? That would be great."
Me: "You on any of the internet forums like honda-tech?"
Her: "No, not yet, but I'm working on it."
(light turns green and cars begin to honk at me)
Her: "Well, wait, let me give you my number."
(cars are really honking and yelling at me as the light has been green for like 10 seconds)
Me: "Ok, sure"
(she gives me her number and I wave goodbye)
I call her like 5 seconds later just so she could have my number and to at least get her name and give her my name, but I got the answering machine. I left a message, so let's see if this hot *** MILF calls later. muhahahaha

So if you are looking for a 98 Type R, driven by a hot *** milf that looked and sounded bone stock, clean as a whistle, then let me know cause I got her number . The only bad part, the R has altezzas.

MILFS with Rs

 

lucky bastard

 

nicey nice!

MILFs

MILFs with R's

MILFs with R's that are caged

 

Mr. Smooth operator. Hey possible small meet next weekend in S. FL to drop my tranny one more time.

 

This is the best April fools joke yet! just playin

 

nicey nice...

Will

 

where the F are the pictures? you lucky sob.

 

Rs w/ altezza's

Nice find though- with the lady and all.

 

Damn, I should have had my video camera with me cause I knew you all would think I was lying. Her number is a 352 area code, so she's around Gainsville somewhere.........I didn't see a ring though.

 

Very cool, April 1st is not over yet, so keep the jokes coming....

 

you lucky *******

 

if it's anything like shooters, he'll probably run into her boyfriend

 

How do you know she is a mother?

 

Hahahaha....tru dat..

 

 

Dayam.......

 

i think i would instantly fall in love

 

this was definately for real - 3 hours later, she still hasn't called me back...

 

Call her later tommorrow.

 

i wonder how she would respond to this post.

 

maybe I'll do that or wait for the weekend.....I'll invite her to the ATL meet so you fawkers know I ain't jokin'

 

Don't wait too long or she will forget you... get it while it's still hot!

 

true, true....trust me though, the "hotness" isn't going to go away

 

Nice dude. Good luck with her. If things happen, you gotta tell her to do all of us a favor and ditch the ALCHEEZAS..

 

you know it man