I am sick of all the same old girls in NOVA. Looking for something new and cant think of anything better than a Russian chick who likes do get down and dirty. Looking for one that doesnt speak much english so i can boss her around. She must be able to do laundry, cook American food; Russian food in unecessary and out of hand, I do not like eating whale ********* or whatever they eat in Russia. I prefer a red head but a brunet would be fine. Must be tall, skinny and beautiful. No orange teeth and must have 2 real eyebrows, no pencil/home made bullshit! The mail home bride must come with a 6 month waranty. If I do not like her I am sending that bitch home in exchange for one of her friends. Also no diformaties, no tails, 7 toes on one foor, 3 arms, 1 eye or anything of that nature.

 

LOL... http://www.bridesbymail.com/


[Modified by ARunto, 8:58 PM 3/30/2002]

 

damn this board has been dead lately

 

AAAAAAAAAH thats just what I need too.....
one of these please!

 

actualy, i find this offensive

 

i'll take two please

 

I got a russian friend who came over her about 2 years ago with his brother. He said the US sucks becsaue back in russian you can get anything for $10 maybe even for free, sexual wise. When I turn like 21 , my best friend and out russian friend are going to take a trip back to his home land and .....he says *** whoever u want...... I can't wait.

 

............and when your **** falls off, or you catch an uncurable disease don't come home crying(Condoms do not work against Herpes)

 

Ya and watch you come back with HIV or your dick left hangin off lol

 

my russian friend is clean, Yea i know about all that but well see

 

funny, but locked