Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car????
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Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car????
Well, as the title reads: WHO THE HELL PUTS PEPPERONI ON SOMEONES CAR.
I guess thats how they do it here in Nebraska
This morning, my wife was going to drive my car because her POS 99' Beetle Turbo (only 82K on it....POS) is in the shop after a broken timing belt which bent some valves
Well, anyway, I borrowed my Father-in-law's 91' Civic DX for the time being so I didn't even see what some idiots did to my car.
To make a long story short, I just got a call from the wife and apparently, someone decided to make a smiley face mural out of pepperoni on the driver's side of my car. Not just the eyes, nose, and mouth either. She said it had hair and a face outline
The worst part is that the timing is terrible. We've been living in our apartment for 8 months without a problem. We are moving out Tomorrow and moving into our new house where I will have a garage. Why couldn't these Assclowns wait a couple of days until I am nowhere to be found.
I guess I'll have to be on guard tonight
-Larkin
I guess thats how they do it here in Nebraska
This morning, my wife was going to drive my car because her POS 99' Beetle Turbo (only 82K on it....POS) is in the shop after a broken timing belt which bent some valves
Well, anyway, I borrowed my Father-in-law's 91' Civic DX for the time being so I didn't even see what some idiots did to my car.
To make a long story short, I just got a call from the wife and apparently, someone decided to make a smiley face mural out of pepperoni on the driver's side of my car. Not just the eyes, nose, and mouth either. She said it had hair and a face outline
The worst part is that the timing is terrible. We've been living in our apartment for 8 months without a problem. We are moving out Tomorrow and moving into our new house where I will have a garage. Why couldn't these Assclowns wait a couple of days until I am nowhere to be found.
I guess I'll have to be on guard tonight
-Larkin
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I know for a fact that bologna will cause "holes" in the paint if left there. Sounds like someone was being mischeivious and messing with you car. Get it off quick and wash it. Sorry to hear it happened.
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Dave_B »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I know for a fact that bologna will cause "holes" in the paint if left there. Sounds like someone was being mischeivious and messing with you car. Get it off quick and wash it. Sorry to hear it happened.</TD></TR></TABLE>
My wife already cleaned it up. Hopefully no damage has occured. I unfortunately wont be able to check it out until tonight
EDIT: Just read up on it. Apparently it has to be very hot out for the animal fat in Bologna or pepperoni to effect the paint. Hopefully I'm in the clear in that department, being its 32 degrees out here
Maybe I'll have to park the R in a remote location tonight in case the idiots return or I could go Opie style and camp out with cottage cheese and my Baseball Bat
My wife already cleaned it up. Hopefully no damage has occured. I unfortunately wont be able to check it out until tonight
EDIT: Just read up on it. Apparently it has to be very hot out for the animal fat in Bologna or pepperoni to effect the paint. Hopefully I'm in the clear in that department, being its 32 degrees out here
Maybe I'll have to park the R in a remote location tonight in case the idiots return or I could go Opie style and camp out with cottage cheese and my Baseball Bat
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From: blavica
You should be ok then if it's cold. I know here in FL, if you do it in the summer it doesn't take long to mess up the paint. Good luck finding out who did it.
I say camp out with the cottage cheese and make sure you post a vid of it....
I say camp out with the cottage cheese and make sure you post a vid of it....
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by cabalistR »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
I guess it beats having 3-4 milkshakess/icecreams smothered allover your car, covered in milk when you come out of the movie theatre... :\
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Same thing happened to me... But they added orange juice as well.. Car was parked under the sun and left a permanent design on my dry carbon bonnet.
I guess it beats having 3-4 milkshakess/icecreams smothered allover your car, covered in milk when you come out of the movie theatre... :\
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Same thing happened to me... But they added orange juice as well.. Car was parked under the sun and left a permanent design on my dry carbon bonnet.
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Re: Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car???? (Larkin W.)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Larkin W. »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
This morning, my wife was going to drive my car because her POS 99' Beetle Turbo (only 82K on it....POS) is in the shop after a broken timing belt which bent some valves
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Yeah I've heard that's a common thing with Volkswagon, the timing belts let go all the time. Sorry to hear, definetly a bummer. You really can't bring your car anywhere. I brought it to the movies, when I was stupid and didn't realize it would get stolen, anywho someone ended up throwing ketchup all over the back half of the car. Who does that
This morning, my wife was going to drive my car because her POS 99' Beetle Turbo (only 82K on it....POS) is in the shop after a broken timing belt which bent some valves
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Yeah I've heard that's a common thing with Volkswagon, the timing belts let go all the time. Sorry to hear, definetly a bummer. You really can't bring your car anywhere. I brought it to the movies, when I was stupid and didn't realize it would get stolen, anywho someone ended up throwing ketchup all over the back half of the car. Who does that
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Re: Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car???? (JDM Factor)
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Yeah I've heard that's a common thing with Volkswagon, the timing belts let go all the time. </TD></TR></TABLE>
Yup, worst part about that is we are ordering our MINI in February, so the Beetle was going to be sold or traded in very soon. I'm selling for sure now as I'll have to pay myself back for rebuilt head and new timing belt.
I think we are done with VW for life. I think they are all lemons. My wife already had the tranny replaced at 49,000 miles under warranty.
Anyone want a New Beetle 99 1.8T with 83,000 miles. New Tires/Newer Tranny/Newer clutch/Rebuilt head/New Timing belt for $6500 Firm???
Yeah I've heard that's a common thing with Volkswagon, the timing belts let go all the time. </TD></TR></TABLE>
Yup, worst part about that is we are ordering our MINI in February, so the Beetle was going to be sold or traded in very soon. I'm selling for sure now as I'll have to pay myself back for rebuilt head and new timing belt.
I think we are done with VW for life. I think they are all lemons. My wife already had the tranny replaced at 49,000 miles under warranty.
Anyone want a New Beetle 99 1.8T with 83,000 miles. New Tires/Newer Tranny/Newer clutch/Rebuilt head/New Timing belt for $6500 Firm???
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Re: Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car???? (JDM_DC2_2001)
That's some weird ****, Larkin. I would rather eat the pepperoni than stick it to someone's car.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JDM_DC2_2001 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i would kick their *** if it was my R man and ill bring a 9mm to do it</TD></TR></TABLE>
Sure you would, Mr. Tough Guy.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JDM_DC2_2001 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i would kick their *** if it was my R man and ill bring a 9mm to do it</TD></TR></TABLE>
Sure you would, Mr. Tough Guy.
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Re: Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car???? (Larkin W.)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Larkin W. »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">We are moving out Tomorrow and moving into our new house where I will have a garage. Why couldn't these Assclowns wait a couple of days until I am nowhere to be found.
I guess I'll have to be on guard tonight </TD></TR></TABLE>
Maybe one of your neighbors would let you keep your car in their garage and leave their own car outside, just for tonight.
I wonder if the person who does this puts gasoline on his pizza...
I guess I'll have to be on guard tonight
</TD></TR></TABLE>Maybe one of your neighbors would let you keep your car in their garage and leave their own car outside, just for tonight.
I wonder if the person who does this puts gasoline on his pizza...
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Maybe they ran out of bolgna, I never heard that pepperoni has the same effect.
Older VW's were reliable and damn near bullet proof. I had a 88 polo in Germany and had it damn near submerged under water, towed it out cranked it over and it started.
Older VW's were reliable and damn near bullet proof. I had a 88 polo in Germany and had it damn near submerged under water, towed it out cranked it over and it started.
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Re: Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car???? (Bbasso)
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First time for everything I guess.
First time for everything I guess.
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Re: Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car???? (JDM_DC2_2001)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JDM_DC2_2001 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i would kick their *** if it was my R man and ill bring a 9mm to do it</TD></TR></TABLE>
But I thought Canadians didn't believe in guns?
But I thought Canadians didn't believe in guns?
Re: Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car???? (Splat)
Man, that sucks Larkin - sorry to hear about that.
I had a similar experience. I went to Home Depot right after work one day, and came out 10 minutes later and someone poured ketchup all over my car - fawkers!
I had a similar experience. I went to Home Depot right after work one day, and came out 10 minutes later and someone poured ketchup all over my car - fawkers!
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by walker111 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Maybe they ran out of bolgna, I never heard that pepperoni has the same effect.
Older VW's were reliable and damn near bullet proof. I had a 88 polo in Germany and had it damn near submerged under water, towed it out cranked it over and it started.
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LOL!!!
Older VW's were reliable and damn near bullet proof. I had a 88 polo in Germany and had it damn near submerged under water, towed it out cranked it over and it started.
</TD></TR></TABLE>LOL!!!
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Opie »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">They have pepperoni in Nebraska?
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LOL...........
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Re: Who the hell puts pepperoni on someones car???? (White Dragon)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by White Dragon »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Man, that sucks Larkin - sorry to hear about that.
I had a similar experience. I went to Home Depot right after work one day, and came out 10 minutes later and someone poured ketchup all over my car - fawkers!</TD></TR></TABLE>
What the hell is wrong with the people in West Omaha?? "Lets put food on cars for fun, wouldn't that be sweet"
I just got an email from the wife. Aparently they duck taped down my Antenna too. Good thing I already installed an antenna switch and it doesn't go up and down automatically. She didn't notice any dings or scratches, but we are gonna check it out closer tonight.
I had a similar experience. I went to Home Depot right after work one day, and came out 10 minutes later and someone poured ketchup all over my car - fawkers!</TD></TR></TABLE>
What the hell is wrong with the people in West Omaha?? "Lets put food on cars for fun, wouldn't that be sweet"
I just got an email from the wife. Aparently they duck taped down my Antenna too. Good thing I already installed an antenna switch and it doesn't go up and down automatically. She didn't notice any dings or scratches, but we are gonna check it out closer tonight.