Hey guys, i just got a 93 honda civic sports edition and a jdm market cold air intake for it, i'm kinda confused, i put the tube on the throttlebody, and added oil 4 quaters of oil threw the little hole but it split into the filter.. now the filter is all black and when i try to start the car it just makes a werid nose and engine starts to smoke, am i doing this right... ?

 

NOOOO. stop trying to start that car man. you don't put oil in an AIR intake. just a hint from the name AIR INTAKE!!!!!

 

you dont put oil in an air intake!

what made you think that??!?!

 

and four quarts too....danm that thing must have so much in it. take all the piping off and clean out all the oil. wash that filter out before putting it back on. You only want air going through this which is why you have that filter

 

omg..what a disaster, please read the manual. It's there for a reason.

 

H O L Y ****.

 

err.. well i called a shop and asked how much it would be to install it, and they put this guy on the line, he told be the tube connects to the throttlebody, and i know know its on the throttlebody cause i can rev the engine with the cable thing. He said add 5w30, i even wrote it down, you pour it inside the intake tube, it makes more horsepwoer that way.....

i just got screwed huh?

 

O M F G!! HOLY WTF!?

 

wow i would take that intake and go beat the **** out of whoever told you to put oil into it. makes more horsepower....... what a crock of ****, if it were that easy everyone would be doing it. go take a bat down to that shop and beat some ***. good luck.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ekhatchback2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">err.. well i called a shop and asked how much it would be to install it, and they put this guy on the line, he told be the tube connects to the throttlebody, and i know know its on the throttlebody cause i can rev the engine with the cable thing. He said add 5w30, i even wrote it down, you pour it inside the intake tube, it makes more horsepwoer that way.....

i just got screwed huh?</TD></TR></TABLE>



You can't make this **** up.

 

i dont believe it

 

i took the tube off, msot of the oil dripped out, its all over my engine stuff, should i just let it sit, or what ?

 

Seriously, this HAS to be a joke. No one is this mechanically confused anywhere.

 

wow.. just wow..

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jay_Sensing &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Seriously, this HAS to be a joke. No one is this mechanically confused anywhere.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I hope you are right....

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jay_Sensing &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Seriously, this HAS to be a joke. No one is this mechanically confused anywhere.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I'm with you. This has to be a joke.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ekhatchback2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">now the filter is all black </TD></TR></TABLE>

new oil isn't black.

 

wow...dont wanan put you down or anything but that has to go under one of the dumbest thing a shop can tell you to do...geezus christ!!!!

i not no mechanic but i know a air intake suppose to suck in AIR!!!!

good luck removing oil its a bitch!!!!

 

they probably told him to put oil in there so when he blows up his motor he will be coming to them to pay for the swap. oh yea and this has gotta be a joke

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ekhatchback2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hey guys, i just got a 93 honda civic sports edition and a jdm market cold air intake for it, i'm kinda confused, i put the tube on the throttlebody, and added oil 4 quaters of oil threw the little hole but it split into the filter.. now the filter is all black and when i try to start the car it just makes a werid nose and engine starts to smoke, am i doing this right... ?</TD></TR></TABLE>

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ekhatchback2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">err.. well i called a shop and asked how much it would be to install it, and they put this guy on the line, he told be the tube connects to the throttlebody, and i know know its on the throttlebody cause i can rev the engine with the cable thing. He said add 5w30, i even wrote it down, you pour it inside the intake tube, it makes more horsepwoer that way.....

i just got screwed huh?</TD></TR></TABLE><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ekhatchback2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i took the tube off, msot of the oil dripped out, its all over my engine stuff, should i just let it sit, or what ?</TD></TR></TABLE>

I gotta give you props, thats damn halarious. But this is all a joke. ha ha get over it. End thread.

 

Wow, not a duplicate account or anything...

I actually think this is real.

 

dizzam...

 

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I actually think this is real.</TD></TR></TABLE>

If he comes back to post, its gotta be fake. If its real, we just made this guy feel like the biggest idiot in the world, then I doubt he'll post again.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Ricey McRicerton &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Wow, not a duplicate account or anything...

I actually think this is real.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Oh lord. I thought this had to be a troll.

I bet the guy told him to oil the filter element; or maybe add oil to the crankase, and he just fubared the whole thing up.

EDIT: I would seriously come and help you out with this, just because... well, this I gotta see I suppose.

 

yea, there is no way that this is real, first of all, like some1 else said, new oil isnt black, and if he has enough of a mechanical ability to put the intake on, then he probably would know that thats not where to put oil, probably

 

WOW...thats pretty sad there if its all for the real real. But I doubt it, my little sister can figure out were to put oil and were not to put it. Hey man put oil stabilizer in your gas tank, adds easy 30 horses.

Curtis