So i go over to my girlfriends lastnight at 12:42am. I hear something at about 1:40, but dont think anything of it, but im a worry wart, so at 2:21 am i go down to find the passengerside rear window busted out on my 1993 Integra. The thevin bastards stole all of my stereo equipment and tried to steal my car, but i did my own security on that, which is why im lucky. BUT GOD DMAN WHY DO THESE PEOPLE STEAL ****. I am tempted to park my car there again with a good window in it, and new equipment and just wait for some poor bastard to come look at it, or try to break in... then i would unleash hell on him. What really gets me is that some small *** person got through the tiny rear side window. AND THEN decided instead of turning off my dome light, they just busted it out. Atleast this story isnt straight outta Cali again.. Indiana for a change


This has happened before too. To my girlfriends roomates car 3 weeks previous and then to 4 other cars parked next to mine that same night. I have the serial numbers of all of my equipment saved, and i will post them on here, so if they show up online or something shoot me an e-mail

 

i say you go to dicks sportin goods....buy a good easton bat and just wait for em in a bush....then when they come hit em in the fuggin knee caps so they cant walk the take there hands set em up on a curb then smack it with the bat and shatter every bone in there hand and show em not to steel ......hellll yea


what kinda security did u have on there

 

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LMAO

 

The security was of my own creation, i took the wires to start the car and cut one or two of them and then put on magnetic switches and routed them to a different location, now when i get in a car i need a key an this smooth magnet that i just place on top of the switches and then my car will start

 

thats raw

 

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hehe i was thinking the same thing, only i would hit 'em in the side or in the thigh first to make it hurt like hell. since they'll be facing the car, you know, can can't really hit the knee caps.

 

haha helll yea

 

this is simply hypothetical, but how far can one go in terms of beating the **** outa a thief before u get arrested yourself. might be helpful information one day

 

You have got a really good advice 91integra

 

98 silverlude you cant really beat the **** outta them unless you are in current present danger soo if you do beat the **** out of him dont do it too and extent where you go to jail with the same guy yes you can knock him to the ground but you cant beat him to a bloody pulp soo my advise is yes hit him in the knee cap and just deny that you did it who are they going to think who was causing the most damage you or the theif. (damn school teaching me this ****)

 

no, you go out the back door of your house, walk a few houses down, put some pantyhose over your face, look like you came out of a few houses down and sneek up, beat his @$$, then run off down the block, and go back down the next street and back into your house.

 

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haha....unless someone beats your *** first thinking your a thief wearing that pantyhose over your face

oh the irony...

 

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haha....unless someone beats your *** first thinking your a thief wearing that pantyhose over your face

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OMG that would be so funny then you go WHOMP *** on the real theif b/c you're pissed off and having a bad night

 

i origniall thought a blunt axe... then i figured i should jump in front of him and fake some tears scream to freak him out... then as soon as he tries to shut me up... beat him to a bloody pulp in self defense... or wait in the car next to my sub with a shotgun...

 

were teaching lessons not killing lmao ....bust out a shotty on his ***

 

yeah i know, i kid i kid, but what did you think of my starter security
I have the switches hidden behind some plastic so if you dont kno where ot put the magnets you cant even see the switches

 

yea ive herd of people doin that...my dad was talkin about it one day

 

I need to not be a noob, i think this is my last post of the day... arrrg, I should automatically not be a noob because i got something stolen, and if you look at all the not noobs on here... they have had somethign stolen.... damn, talk to you all tommorow

 

HA, ok im not a noob... just a MORON

 

no no...you hit him with the bat across the spine...he'll fall down and then kick the f*ck out of him...then calm down and tie him up with zip ties.. Than call the cops saying he busted your car and try to steal something, so you there and were afraid he might turn around with a gun or weapon that he use to break the window therefor you whacked in the back to keep yourself safe. Now you have him tied up and guarded. (tie him up like they do in redeo) LOL....but really swing at the knee cap and a few to the ribs.

 

No no no. Knock them out with the bat, take them into your basement where you have dug a large, deep hole. Throw them down into it and keep them there for several days, occasionally spraying them with a hose.

"IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!"

 

yup, sorry nuub. anyways, i'm pretty handy at hog-tying people. easier than an animal i guess but i've only ever tied up people. people are smarter though so you gotta be smart, too. zip-ties are probably a lot easier. also add to the story that he said he was going to kill you if you called the cops, and say he said he wanted to have gay sex with you so when the cops take him in they'll know which holding cell to put him in. the one with Bubba, the 6'2" 330lb guy with hair on his back like carpet and only 11 teeth.

 

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hahahahahhahahaha. That'll leave a nasty image on his mind forever!

 

hell no

 

how ever you beat his ***, get them on the ground on hit them in the thigh aka (femur) until it comes a Open femur fracture. its one of the most pain full body injuries a human person can experience! then that should do it.