i was wonderin what i should do to make my 96 accord ex faster??? can anybody help??? im new here!

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put about 400 pounds in your trunk and it will make you faster

 

Attach a parachute during a tropical storm.
Put an STP sticker on the window.

and then ask yourself how you want to go faster (and then the really important question) WHY???

 

just because he doesn't know what he's doing, that doesn't mean you need to be ********. he was merely asking a typical noob question to which you should give the typical noob response of "swap an h22 or turbo the f22". instead, you flexed your internet muscles and acted like dicks. thanks for making this forum a great place, *******.

 

hey wtf mines could be true if your going down a hill the weight could help the momentum

 

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As long as your the one in it when it hits a wall.

 

I thought it a ligit question....
How do you want to go faster??? Straight line, road race, concours?
Why do you want to go faster?? Competition, etc.

Sorry if I offended some Forum ****'s; but you guys Have to lighten up a little.

In retrospect ("rethinking the previous" to some of you vocabulary challenged) the STP sticker joke was probably too dated. It harkens back to a time when some of you were probably no more that a mistake.

If he answers the questions, I'll be glad to offer my advise. Which is more than you did. Chump

 

k, the first thing u need to do is read a little bit. im not tryin to be a dick but thats actually the best thing anyone on this forum can tell u. its better to learn for yourself, than someone spoon feed you.

this question has been aksed and answered a billion and one times, and it will be kept being asked and aswered over and over.
if you use the search feature, you will find that it is very helpfull, sometimes its down, we know, but try and use it as much as possible, that way you wont get answers like you did up top. its not that theyre being dicks(which i know they are) but they are just sick and tired of answering the same damn thing basically everyday.

but anyways, why do you want to go faster, how do you want to go faster, how fast do you want to go, how much time are you willing to work on your car, and how deep is your wallet?

answer those questions, then search, if you cant find what youre looking for, come back, state what you found and didnt, then state what needs to be answered, then we will either tell you our constructive criticism(most of us will) or tell you to go search more, and give you some hints as to what to search for.

-jose

 

Patient and helpful....