Dear Honda Guys,
What's up with you? Every time I pull up to a stoplight in my 2005 Saab 92x wagon, some honda kid is next to me, revving his 1989 CRX with the obnoxious exhaust, a sixteen foot wing, yellow windshield wipers, red paint job with JDM stickers all over it, windows tinted yellow, walmart brand gauges velcroed to the dash, hundred dollar body kit, and some chrome-looking plastic hubcaps. My car is a 2.0L 4 cylinder turbocharged engine that puts out 227whp and 217tq. Quite frankly, I don't have the time to line up with every kid out there and leave him at the line wondering "What was that car that just beat me? A Saaaaab?" And I know it must hurt to get smoked by a girl driving a wagon. Any tips on how to avoid what I've come to know as "Ricer Rage?"

Snoochy Bootchies!
Jackie

 

Just ignore them Fast and the furious ricers bwhahahah. they run 17s -18 all day give them the finger, or point and laugh works every time. I have been in that situation many many times, some moron "Ricer" thinking he is cool for street racing revs at me, light turns green and he barely is going anywhere with his automatic tranny 2 blocks later I see this clown getting pulled over by a cop. I point and laugh oy, by the way don't go categorizing every HONDA as rice, even though I have a Honda Cr-X myself there is nothing rice about it, but Ill take off on that Saab of yours with no problem


Modified by 1.6 DOHC ED9 at 7:32 PM 7/3/2005

 

Seen plenty of riced roobasoos trying to look like a WReX here...

Best way to get rid of them is get some hydraulics hooked up, some spinners, anything else that weighs 20 pounds or more... and join em.

 

hmm... thats strange, everytime I pull next to a saab, I get the same reaction from the driver of the saab... revving at me and wanting to race, so I oblige and pull 1st and stare at them through my rear-view mirror. Must kinda suck to drive a saab.

Maybe you shouldn't be so m4d 1337 with your RaCInG sk111z y0! That way they might just laugh at your poor choice for an automobile, and leave you alone.

 

Your wagon is slow, and your a joke. Kinda pathetic when a woman has the time to spend making an acc on a car forum just to make such a worthless post. But I guess if you've got a wagon and its a Saab you've gotta have low selfesteem issues anyhow. REPORTED.

 

man, don't report her, she is already over the deep end with having to live with driving a saab that her mom and dad bought her, she might kill herself or something.

Can't you see, she is reacing out for help.

 

Then it's my solomn duty to give darwin a hand and be the first to tell her to:"Please, make it easier on yourself. End your pain, and drive yourself, preferrably with that ghastly old geezer pushwagon, over a cliff."

You're actually bragging that your brand new car, costing numerous more times than any 16year old ricer can afford, is a little bit faster than the 15 odd year old rustbuckets we drive?
Oh god, I would crawl in a corner and die a slow agonizing death if you would not have been.

Your attempt to impress us...has made you look like a retard. You have proven yourself useless. Now go away.

 

just face it guys she has a soccer mom car and will probably have it for years....who drives a saab wagon these days ne way

 

jackie you sound like a chick who has her head on straight. First off, **** ricers. 2nd of all. Saabs have some ***** to them. Kinda lik ethe old school Volvo intercooler 740. And in answer to your, "ricer rage" question. I say go to a local decal shop, and have, "Wasn't Raised to play with rice" on a bumper sticker, and slap it on your car. That or have a big *** Bf to get out and do a violent, "chinese firedrill" on the dumb racer. Make them eat your *explitive deleted* then make them *explitive deleted* out your *explitive deleted*!

DOOBY SNACKS
hahahaha

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by DOHCZCCRXSi &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Your wagon is slow, and your a joke. Kinda pathetic when a woman has the time to spend making an acc on a car forum just to make such a worthless post. But I guess if you've got a wagon and its a Saab you've gotta have low selfesteem issues anyhow. REPORTED.</TD></TR></TABLE><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SETI20 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Then it's my solomn duty to give darwin a hand and be the first to tell her to:"Please, make it easier on yourself. End your pain, and drive yourself, preferrably with that ghastly old geezer pushwagon, over a cliff."

You're actually bragging that your brand new car, costing numerous more times than any 16year old ricer can afford, is a little bit faster than the 15 odd year old rustbuckets we drive?
Oh god, I would crawl in a corner and die a slow agonizing death if you would not have been.

Your attempt to impress us...has made you look like a retard. You have proven yourself useless. Now go away.</TD></TR></TABLE>

 

Dont feed the trolls

 

its called do you want to get a ticket? just ignore those type of people...

if you want to get played with, like you think youll pull on any 'ricers' then watch out for my baby!

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SETI20 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Then it's my solomn duty to give darwin a hand and be the first to tell her to:"Please, make it easier on yourself. End your pain, and drive yourself, preferrably with that ghastly old geezer pushwagon, over a cliff."

You're actually bragging that your brand new car, costing numerous more times than any 16year old ricer can afford, is a little bit faster than the 15 odd year old rustbuckets we drive?
Oh god, I would crawl in a corner and die a slow agonizing death if you would not have been.

Your attempt to impress us...has made you look like a retard. You have proven yourself useless. Now go away.</TD></TR></TABLE>

 

My friend has a 88 ford taurus and I think its pretty pimp. Bump to people with wagons. I hate saabs.

 

Who revs up against Saabs? That's just embarassing.

 

I expect her to get banned before she reaches the end of her trial user period.

 

Why did you even register to Honda-tech.com?

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Master Shake &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Who revs up against Saabs? That's just embarassing.</TD></TR></TABLE>

apparently RICERS do, according to her, damn ricers.

 

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by DOHCZCCRXSi &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Your wagon is slow, and your a joke. Kinda pathetic when a woman has the time to spend making an acc on a car forum just to make such a worthless post. But I guess if you've got a wagon and its a Saab you've gotta have low selfesteem issues anyhow. REPORTED.</TD></TR></TABLE>


ahaha

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by StReEtRaCiNg SAABaru &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> And I know it must hurt to get smoked by a girl driving a wagon.

Jackie</TD></TR></TABLE>

Aaaaaaaaaah. You see, this is there way of flirting with you. What you need to do is wave the ricers over to the side of the road, and flirt with them. Then karate kick them in the junk and scream "Rape!!!" Honestly though, I think they are flirting with you. Just give them a thumbsdown when they act like ******s, thats what I do and they always leave me alone after...

 

What a worthless thread.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SETI20 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Then it's my solomn duty to give darwin a hand and be the first to tell her to:"Please, make it easier on yourself. End your pain, and drive yourself, preferrably with that ghastly old geezer pushwagon, over a cliff."

You're actually bragging that your brand new car, costing numerous more times than any 16year old ricer can afford, is a little bit faster than the 15 odd year old rustbuckets we drive?
Oh god, I would crawl in a corner and die a slow agonizing death if you would not have been.

Your attempt to impress us...has made you look like a retard. You have proven yourself useless. Now go away.</TD></TR></TABLE>

HAHAHAH PERFECT 10.

IBTL

 

just ignore em..

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by BoostedCivicEJ8 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">just ignore em..</TD></TR></TABLE>

basically...i hope she posted on nasioc as well...