The WCHC H4 driver Johnny Mac was stunned after seeing his buddy Casey get his own thread for bump drafting on the street that he went the distance to get his own.

What did he do? Its actually unclear but sources say that it was hard for Johnny to find a hot chick in an SUV to bump draft in west Hollywood. In fact every time J Mac bump drafted someone, it always ended up being a gay guy that yelled out "Hit me baby one more time!"

Mac had to go home after his fruitless attempts to bump a hot chick driving an SUV resulted in his car overheating and left it looking something like this:

"Waiter. More pink drink please."

 

 

Joo guys are scaring me.

Are you really eating up that much hardware on the street?

Scott, who did once rear end a line of cars at a stop light while looking over his shoulder at a cute girl at a bus stop...but that was...oh god...27 years ago...

 

Okay, now that he's got his own thread all he needs is a JOB.

PS: That's not really his car is it? If so, at least he wasn't driving the M3.

 

hehehe at least it wasn't me again

 

that sucks..

crash your daily get your own thread huh..

 

I heard he busted up his lip pretty bad..

 

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I've begun suspecting lately that a fixation on bump drafting is likely an expression of repressed latent homosexuality - "not that there's anything wrong with that".

Scott, who, in considering J Mac's reported problems can only offer some advice rooted in Modern Dating Science: when you meet more than one girl - go after the least attractive one (within reason of course)...

 

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I heard he was getting a hummer at the time and he lost his sight for a few seconds...

 

Bota is on a roll.

 

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I heard he was getting a hummer at the time and he lost his sight for a few seconds...
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I have heard other stories of the shitty gas mileage causing blindness, but never first hand like this....

 

I heard he was practicing his H4 moves to use at Infenion.

 

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I heard he was trying to throw down gaNgStAh signs with wet gloves on a suede steering wheel.

If that's really his car, I hope everyone's ok.

 

Well, @ least it wasn't like the movie Garp. That guy was getting a hummer & his car got hit from behind.....mouth slamming shut......teeth connecting.....

 

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I heard he was trying to throw down gaNgStAh signs with wet gloves on a suede steering wheel.

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Maybe his AK47 got in the way of his steering wheel.

 

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No, no Dennis. His "nine" is what he must have been playing with...

 

ENOUGH WITH THESE RUMORS!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE. TEASING HIM LIKE THAT, CAN YOU SEE THAT THIS IS A DIFFICULT PERSONAL SITUATION. AND YOU TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR CHEAP SHOTS. SHAME ON YOU!

OK, I have the inside scoop on what's happening here. As many of you know Johnny Mac is doing freelance aerodynamic work these days, but it's hard to find work. Against his better judgment he took a job working for the circus this week. They were doing a cross promotion with the recent batman movie and they needed someone who really understood the wings on the bat suit and wasn't ashamed to... well that doesn't matter, moving on. So the ringmaster had warned him several times about parking next to the elephant tent, but you remember that thing with him and that elephant the last time... anyway. Long story short... Johnny Mac got in the car just in time but his greed caused him to bring the pitcher of strawberry margaritas in with him. The photo here shows the aftermath. I'm happy to report that the elephant and John are both OK. They are just holding John for a few more days of therapy.

We all wish him well.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by prkiller &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">No, no Dennis. His "nine" is what he must have been playing with... </TD></TR></TABLE>
His "nine"? You been peeking in the men's room again, Jeremy?

 

Back beat word on the street is that the east side crips tried to run him off the road and in a heated gun battle he rear ended an el camino on hydro's. He then had to battle his way out of compton

 

Is he okey or injuired?

 

He's okey.


Or a Texan, I forget....

 

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HAHAHA!


I left myself open for that one.