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Old Jun 25, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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this was one of the questions, lol

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Old Jun 26, 2005 | 01:58 PM
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I lol'd.


Oh and one of the choices should have been "Perform a driveby".
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Old Jun 26, 2005 | 02:14 PM
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It wouldnt be so funny if not for the picture.
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 09:49 AM
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not funny... this happened to me one very late night riding thru hawaiian gardens... four dogs cane at me from the sidewalk, I just twisted the throttle and kept the bike a foot of two in front of the bastids, I was whistling and hooting egging them on (before the calif helmet law)... they chassed me for about a three quarters of a block before getting discouraged. I almost went back to get some more




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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 10:14 AM
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Test is soooooo easyyyy

P.S. -j00 are a flake like Paul
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 10:36 AM
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I took the MA permit test today. Skipped the first question, cant even remember what it was about, but nailed the next 14 in a row to get my 70% (20 questions, need to get 14 right). It was all fairly common sense stuff if you've driven a car for more than a few years.
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 10:44 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by jlacoy82 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I took the MA permit test today. Skipped the first question, cant even remember what it was about, but nailed the next 14 in a row to get my 70% (20 questions, need to get 14 right). It was all fairly common sense stuff if you've driven a car for more than a few years.</TD></TR></TABLE>

in califorinia its 25 questions and u can only miss 4
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 11:05 AM
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I would kick the dog! Too bad those are not the same questions as on the test. most important question to know is how to ride in a staggered formation and how to use your brakes in rain and ice!
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 11:09 AM
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Study distances damnit! Edwin didn't listen to me and failed if I remember correctly.
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 11:37 AM
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I just barely passed that exam with the distances. But heres an update on my wonderful day. I went to take my Driver Improvement Class exam and while I was taking my exam my forearm hit the "enter" button on the keyboard which in turn finished my exam half way through. Needless to say that I failed the exam and have to retake it in 24hrs. btw, I actually chose "kick the dog...."
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 11:45 AM
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might sound funny, but they do ask you that question. even on the msf course when you take th written their, they ask you it their. i accidently answered the same question twice and it marked that i wanted to kick the dog. hahah was a major accident but that was the only question i missed.
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 11:55 AM
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the permit test is 25 Q's in WA and you can miss 5! I missed one. but i remember pausing on the dog question and kinda laughing to myself. Then the very next week a dog approached me and a friend and i thought "hmmm, kick him? or speed away?"
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Old Jun 27, 2005 | 09:46 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Apocalypse &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Study distances damnit! Edwin didn't listen to me and failed if I remember correctly.</TD></TR></TABLE>

what distances? like the 3 second rule?
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 04:32 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Duckz &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

what distances? like the 3 second rule?</TD></TR></TABLE>

Distance from fire hydrants and chit.
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 04:59 AM
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Distance of highbeams, following an emergency vehicle, lane changing before making a turn....
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 08:26 AM
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hahahahah that's funny, but this actually happened to me too. I wonder why it is that dogs dont like motorcyclists....From what I remembered I just sped away to avoid being bitten or knocked over....that was my first instinct....
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Apocalypse &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Test is soooooo easyyyy

P.S. -j00 are a flake like Paul</TD></TR></TABLE>
oh poo i wanted to come so bad ...

i drank heavily friday night and w0ke up in ocean city saturday.

my girl was pissed that we didnt go.
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 04:34 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Duckz &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">this was one of the questions, lol

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I know it seems funny, but the funny part is you selected the WRONG answer.
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 04:38 PM
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good answer
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 04:48 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Ag-Eng &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">


I know it seems funny, but the funny part is you selected the WRONG answer. </TD></TR></TABLE>

lol, i selected that when i hit print screen for comic relief, i did quite well on my online and acutal tests thank you very much
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 05:26 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Duckz &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

lol, i selected that when i hit print screen for comic relief, i did quite well on my online and acutal tests thank you very much </TD></TR></TABLE>
I wish I could say the same for me. I just failed my Driver Improvement Exam and my deadline is today!! So now I have to wait until tomorrow to retake this crap.
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 05:37 PM
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Are those people in the banner representative of DMV employees? Cuz they don't look like that anywhere in LA....
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 06:00 PM
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I think they're supposed to be representative of Virginia citizens.
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Old Jun 28, 2005 | 07:16 PM
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How about the VA DMV-workers? Do they have huge smiles like that when you see 'em? Ours usually want to rip your head off...
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Old Jun 30, 2005 | 11:43 PM
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lol. i love the answer.
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