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Should I slap my friend? He has vtec hooked up to a f*cking switch?

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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 04:26 PM
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My friend swapped a D16Z6 into a EF and didint know how to wire up the ECU correctly ? So his friend supposably he knows his **** wired up vtec to a switch . He has to hit the switch for vtec to engage? I tried to tell him to do it the right way but hes a dumbass and wont listen to me. I offered him directions to do it the right way but he refused and said that his car feels way faster when the vtec starts a 2K RPM!
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 04:28 PM
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yes, slap him
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 04:36 PM
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dont slap him...........punch him
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 04:41 PM
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no.. tell him to turn around , then kick him in the A$$!!!!!!!!!


Also get a shirt that say's "I'm with stupid ---> " everytime ur with him
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 04:42 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Lmgrcivic &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">dont slap him...........punch him </TD></TR></TABLE>

haha
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 04:56 PM
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Stick a Tanabe Racing Medallion exhaust canister up his butt, then PHDTS.
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 05:02 PM
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punch his ******* mouth off
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 05:39 PM
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I'm sure a dyno could prove him wrong. Slap him in the head with a steak.
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 05:43 PM
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go ahead... slap him
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 05:44 PM
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Poke him in the eye.

Or have him register on HT and let him get torn apart here.
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 06:18 PM
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Curb him. He'll get the point.
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 06:21 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by sohcMONSTER &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">punch his ******* mouth off</TD></TR></TABLE> I ****** agree. He, along with his "friend" deserve a major *** whippin' Here is a post regarding my opinion and Honda knowledge about this subject matter. https://honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1150778 Print it and give it to him. If he still keeps the switch in his car tell him to come to Chicago for this kewl car show so I can kick his ***. Spend some money and buy a hon-data s22 or Apex'i VAFC, or some other fuel managment/vtec controller. I have Apex'i VAFC II right now but I'm going to get the hondata. Thats the best bet IMO!
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 06:28 PM
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tell him to get on his knees then dick slap him
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 06:39 PM
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dont slap, punch, spit or kick him just go up to his car one day when hes not around and wire the switch to the horn instead of his vtec so he'll look retarded next time he does it...
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 06:55 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ncskate &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">dont slap, punch, spit or kick him just go up to his car one day when hes not around and wire the switch to the horn instead of his vtec so he'll look retarded next time he does it...</TD></TR></TABLE> Wow usually newb (or trial users) don't get props, they get flamed, but I gotta give you props on that one, good idea!!! Splice it in to his brights, and hazards as well. Then he'll look really dumb, or cops might think he stole it., LMFAO that would be funny!!
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 07:08 PM
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not tech related, in before lock
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 07:13 PM
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wiring vtec to a toggle switch is about ******* retarded. it would make more sense if he had a RPM activate switch with pills. that would suit him better if he was that lazy not to wire the vtec up.
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 09:08 PM
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throw a steak at him like uncle rico

&lt;&lt;&lt;napoleon dynamite
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 09:53 PM
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Anyone else smell a lock for dinner?
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 09:53 PM
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Default Re: Should I slap my friend? He has vtec hooked up to a f*cking switch? (Rocks)

Tell him to come on HT and tell us how his VTEC switch works and lets us make him feel at home HT with a nice flame show. I know how you feel about your friend because I have many know it alls friends who act the same but when they come with me to my mechanic and tell him what they told me about all the bullshit, the facial expressions on my mechanics face is priceless........ trust made him feel real stupid bah you live and you learn.

I think you should introduce him to someone who knows what they are talking about and make him get humiliated for think he knows jack when he knows ****.

Dave

PS:::: tell him happy VTECCCIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 10:07 PM
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is wiring vtec to a toggle switch jdm???


i can picture what you dumbas friend talks like also.

"Yo ge, i just hoked the mad vtech up to a switch. Its off the chizannes. Its mad fast,it's just like i have turbo, foo."

p.s, don't slap him, kick him in the ***** so he can never reproduce, miniture dumb asses
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 10:08 PM
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I hate know-it-alls who know NOTHING! Especially when they're too stubborn to even listen to your side of the arguement. I have a friend like that (who will remain nameless for now) who thinks that using 10lb of bondo to fill the grooves in his front bumper on his 91 probe will make his car capable of reaching 250+km/h due to increased aerodynamics. I don't even try to argue with him anymore because he's an idiot
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 10:13 PM
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or, and here's an idea, mind your own business? What a pointless thread. "Here's a guy who's increasing his lift at low rpm where hondas suck anyway" Waste of space.
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 10:15 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Falqon &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">or, and here's an idea, mind your own business? What a pointless thread. "Here's a guy who's increasing his lift at low rpm where hondas suck anyway" Waste of space.</TD></TR></TABLE>

have you done this before, it sure sounds like you have
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Old Feb 27, 2005 | 10:17 PM
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