I dunno, maybe I just took too many bathroom breaks before, which makes me part of the target audience I guess, but isn't like every other commercial on Speed TV these days a plug for Levitra, or Cialis, or that other little blue 'performance enhancing' pill?

Longing for the old days of 1-800 plugs for ginsu knives, or even CD's of washed up '70's headbangers....

Oh, wait, I forgot. Us types aren't the Nascar-centric audience desired. Maybe the hypothetical Bubba of their preferred demographic does have a little situation he needs help with?