mind u i love my pits but they do some weird **** sometimes i dont understand.. this is all in the same night last night while i was swapping my GSR tranny i went in the room to watch a lil south park u no the one about the rainforest .. left the dog roaming around the house and what not garage door was open.. When the show ends and i go back to work on the tranny this is what happens..

Dog actually pisses on the tranny... this is after i moved it it was actually on that spot.. there..


Dog ***** on rim...


I dont deserve this ****.. and to top it off i was having so many problems doing this myself no room to move around and the tranny is so damn heavy i could take some suggestions on a better way to do this cuz if it takes more then an hour to mount that damn thing tonight i will be better off taking the whole engine out and mounting it while it is out of the car..


another **** pic.. for ur ***** and giggles.. B18b just laying in the garage all lonely..


O yea so kinda technical what would anyone else suggest i do about the whole getting the tranny on. if u were doing this swap by urself.. and didnt have the more then one man power.

 

So you need help getting the transmission onto the block?

 

wtf HAHA

 

yea since the intermediate shaft is in the way its madd hard and there is not a good angle and strength cuz that bitch is so heavy is a problem as well. how would u suggest i set everything up for the easiest way for me to swap this tranny on my own.. i still have int shaft on and drivers side axle didnt need to come off. but there is like no room in there ..

 

why not just do it the "right" way and take off the left axle and intermediate shaft? seeing as they're in your way and all.....

 

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First, take both axles off. Period. Second, call a friend and have him help you because this job is nearly impossible (not impossible, but close) to do on your own. You will end up damaging the input shaft or misaligning the clutch if you try and shove it together on your own.

 

im going to try that.. i guess but isnt it a pain to put on the intermediate shaft and the axles when the motor is mounted or no..

 

wtf

 

Your dogs are jealous man.
Quit spending so much time with your honda, and give those pups some attention.

 

those are the shittiest rims I have ever seen.

 

I think that is true about the time thing with my car.. and my dogs.. they prolly all pissed.. at me (shitty rims good one.. ) its really time is more reason why i dont have help then.. anything.. everyone is usually tired and i have 3 projects going on at my house.. we are rebuilding a d15b with a y8 head swapping the bearings and putting that ls motor in the delsol and going to vtec it soon too. so ineed to hurry and finish so i can clear space in the garage..

 

Dogs get jealous when you pay more attention to something and or someone else and will do stuff like that to show you. My brother had a dog that use to **** everywhere after his wife had his baby, the dog got jealous and started doing that, then it got more serious like attacking the baby crib and stuff. They had to eventually give it alway obviously. Your dog will start taking more drastic measures the more you ignore it, like bitting or tearing things apart. Might be a good idea to spend a little more time with it. Anyways can't help with the transmission but that's my dog advice.

 

Rofl ..

 

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I don't know about the jealousy, but this is hilarious.

 

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Literally.

 

LOL

 

topic is funny.. but does anyone else have a suggestion on the transmission..

 

it's not too bad...i've done my tranny like that probably 15 times in the last year or so. all you need to do is move everything out of the way (like the axles) and put a jack under the engine and lower it down a tad so it's at an angle. to get the tranny on just pick it up and wiggle it around so the input shaft goes in and the little dowel pins line up. it helps to have air tools so you can hold the tranny on with one hand and put a bolt in with an air rachet. if you dont have air tools then just put the first bolt in by hand. it's not very difficult; honda trannys aren't maybe like 60-75lbs max.

 

Thumbs up to the dogs for shitting on those rims! LOL even he has better taste than you!

 

thats pretty funny, your dogs must not like your car.

but id definately put a jack under the tranny as well as under the motor, and jack them each accordingly untill they match up

 

maybe ill have to take a pic of the bay and show u what im talking about though.. cuz its like i cant get the tranny in to a point where it doesnt hit the frame on the back side of the tranny.. i have had the motor completely level and at a complete slant. but the tranny just wont go in.. And i cant fit under the car completly to have the tranny with 2 hands and direct it on there right..

 

I laughed pretty hard when I saw the **** on the rim lol

 

Maybe the dog knows it's a POS car that you're working on so it pisses on the tranny. Then, to push your buttons even more, lets you know the rim isn't worth ****? Or maybe looks like ****? Who knows...

 

ur dawg owned u!!!

 

yea im sure my car is faster then urs.. and if u wana race anyday u can bring it im always.. down. (DIMI), then again maybe u will beat me but i doubt it I like to see how good ur POS is running and im only swapping the trannies to put one in that doesnt grind since when i got the swap the 2nd gear grinded from the beggining. anyways my roomate was off today he dropped the whole motor down and mounted up the tranny ... figured that would work the best.. and it did.. ill make sure i post some pics of the finished products and my timeslip when the track opens in 2 weeks.