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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 12:17 PM
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I was searching for extra parts for Expo 5 and I came across the Spoon Transmission. I had to laugh at the JDMisims.

Spoon Sports Transmission Assembly:




Transmission Assy : Rather than engine, the assembly of transmission is difficult, and is constructed and a difference tends to come out of it to a shift feeling or a life by the feeling of a feel of a hand. In our company, the mechanic of transmission election is performing decomposition, washing, measurement, and the re-assembly consistently. The shift feeling is smooth, and since a gear is put in, a gear becomes the touch which enters automatically.


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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 12:19 PM
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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 02:27 PM
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that was pretty hard to understand
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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 02:31 PM
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http://www.engrish.com

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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 02:32 PM
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Is that just a bad Japanese-English translation?
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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 03:54 PM
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probably translated with Babelfish or something.

Japanese syntax is very different from English - probably the translation was done by a JDM person with limited knowledge of English with a dictionary
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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 04:29 PM
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<U>STILL</U> my personal fav:



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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 04:34 PM
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WTF does "astisan" mean? I googled it and looked on dictionary.com

-jeff,

P.S. Mr. Sparkle is disrespectful to dirt!
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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 04:41 PM
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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 04:49 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by pyromaster &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">WTF does "astisan" mean? I googled it and looked on dictionary.com</TD></TR></TABLE>

Jeff, i'm pretty sure they meant to say "ARTISAN."


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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 05:09 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by kengs &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Jeff, i'm pretty sure they meant to say "ARTISAN."
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LOL, appearantly astisan is a type of cheese http://www.formatgerialaseu.com/review.htm and here it is in a sentence but I have no context. "Every astisan depended on the other occupations, and we were all tied together into a web of interdependence. Unlike like the current one everyone would be treated equally, they would all be able to feed their families and come back to a nice warm home"
http://www.volconvo.com/forums....html

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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 05:43 PM
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Obstinacy.... lol.
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Old Jan 24, 2005 | 05:57 PM
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i think the best one is a card my friend got with his apex exhaust that read "wishing you a clean and safety"!!! haha we laughed so hard cus we couldnt figure out what they are trying to say

and on a sign in this bubble tea chinese cafe we have reads "LET ME CRAZY" haha
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 08:12 AM
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Hmmm...yeah whatever
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 10:24 AM
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^^^ haha thats just terrible!
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 10:26 AM
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I LIVE for that ish

engrish to the maX
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 10:45 AM
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underneath the prostreet logo it says:

Wishing a Clean & Safety
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 10:48 AM
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thats just f'n hillarious !
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 11:03 AM
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An old one, but still funny!


http://www.planettribes.com/al...shtml

Nothing to do with JDMisms...... Just a japanese game.

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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 11:05 AM
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 12:13 PM
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Someone set us up the bomb!!

I have a ton of korean-isms from an old laptop manual.

-Chris

(p.s. LOL at all those posted so far! Hahaha! Offrimits!)
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Old Jan 25, 2005 | 03:24 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Chris F &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Someone set us up the bomb!!
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i remember it was "someone set up us the bomb" lol
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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 01:48 PM
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Another one that amused me today:

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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 03:22 PM
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What do you do when a japanese person screams at you "HIGH TOUCH!"? Give him a high five of course. Also funny is to have a japanese person say, "Election"...hehehe!
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Old Jan 26, 2005 | 04:14 PM
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What alot of people don't understand is that the there is no "L" in kanji or the Japanese language. The sound for "L" in the English alphabet is substituted with the sound of an "R".

Some correct me if I am wrong.
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