OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS
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OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS
Okay, there are all these FOCKERS e-mailing me and IMing me about staying at my place and going to dyno day. Please read the following rules of my house..
It's not a giant house, but for two twin brothers, it does us just right. There's a spare bedroom where the NC guys can all crash or whatever and I have like 6 couches that is first come first serve. I have a few sleeping bags and blankets and ****, but if you need a winnie the pooh blanket to sleep with, you better bring your own. My neighbors are all cool **** and will probably come over for a little while to chill out, but please read the following rules and if you can abide by them, you can stay.
1) (most important) - you steal my ****, I break your face
2) No smoking in the house, this means cigs, weed, whatever
3) No drugs on my property - well, maybe a little chiefin' out back, but other than that, nothing other than 40s.
4) Absolutely, no burnouts, speeding, or disrespecting of my neighborhood, hey, I gotta deal with these people when we leave
5) we are leaving at 9:00am sharp!!
6) showers are first come, first serve - if you get a cold shower, your either out of luck, or you better have gotten some the night before
7) No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
9) Be courteous and help clean up in the morning or that night
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke
11) Be cool, relax, no fighting.
Maybe I'll think of more later and please feel free to add if you wish. Can't wait to meet all of you and see who can put up the best Dyno #s. If you need directions to my pad, please IM me separately. I'm not going to post it on here so some ****** can steal my car, even though it's in the garage every night. Thank you very much and I'm glad I can be of service to all you peeps. Feel free to leave a donation on the way out.
It's not a giant house, but for two twin brothers, it does us just right. There's a spare bedroom where the NC guys can all crash or whatever and I have like 6 couches that is first come first serve. I have a few sleeping bags and blankets and ****, but if you need a winnie the pooh blanket to sleep with, you better bring your own. My neighbors are all cool **** and will probably come over for a little while to chill out, but please read the following rules and if you can abide by them, you can stay.
1) (most important) - you steal my ****, I break your face
2) No smoking in the house, this means cigs, weed, whatever
3) No drugs on my property - well, maybe a little chiefin' out back, but other than that, nothing other than 40s.
4) Absolutely, no burnouts, speeding, or disrespecting of my neighborhood, hey, I gotta deal with these people when we leave
5) we are leaving at 9:00am sharp!!
6) showers are first come, first serve - if you get a cold shower, your either out of luck, or you better have gotten some the night before
7) No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
9) Be courteous and help clean up in the morning or that night
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke
11) Be cool, relax, no fighting.
Maybe I'll think of more later and please feel free to add if you wish. Can't wait to meet all of you and see who can put up the best Dyno #s. If you need directions to my pad, please IM me separately. I'm not going to post it on here so some ****** can steal my car, even though it's in the garage every night. Thank you very much and I'm glad I can be of service to all you peeps. Feel free to leave a donation on the way out.
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it...(RealTypeR)
I have a few sleeping bags and blankets and ****, but if you need a winnie the pooh blanket to sleep with, you better bring your own.
No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
I haven't laughed this hard since the old days when Kelly used to post. 
Sounds like fun though. I would go if I lived *remotely* close to Florida.
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (RealTypeR)
Okay, there are all these FOCKERS e-mailing me and IMing me about staying at my place and going to dyno day. Please read the following rules of my house..
It's not a giant house, but for two twin brothers, it does us just right. There's a spare bedroom where the NC guys can all crash or whatever and I have like 6 couches that is first come first serve. I have a few sleeping bags and blankets and ****, but if you need a winnie the pooh blanket to sleep with, you better bring your own. My neighbors are all cool **** and will probably come over for a little while to chill out, but please read the following rules and if you can abide by them, you can stay.
1) (most important) - you steal my ****, I break your face
2) No smoking in the house, this means cigs, weed, whatever
3) No drugs on my property - well, maybe a little chiefin' out back, but other than that, nothing other than 40s.
4) Absolutely, no burnouts, speeding, or disrespecting of my neighborhood, hey, I gotta deal with these people when we leave
5) we are leaving at 9:00am sharp!!
6) showers are first come, first serve - if you get a cold shower, your either out of luck, or you better have gotten some the night before
7) No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
9) Be courteous and help clean up in the morning or that night
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke
11) Be cool, relax, no fighting.
Maybe I'll think of more later and please feel free to add if you wish. Can't wait to meet all of you and see who can put up the best Dyno #s. If you need directions to my pad, please IM me separately. I'm not going to post it on here so some ****** can steal my car, even though it's in the garage every night. Thank you very much and I'm glad I can be of service to all you peeps. Feel free to leave a donation on the way out.
It's not a giant house, but for two twin brothers, it does us just right. There's a spare bedroom where the NC guys can all crash or whatever and I have like 6 couches that is first come first serve. I have a few sleeping bags and blankets and ****, but if you need a winnie the pooh blanket to sleep with, you better bring your own. My neighbors are all cool **** and will probably come over for a little while to chill out, but please read the following rules and if you can abide by them, you can stay.
1) (most important) - you steal my ****, I break your face
2) No smoking in the house, this means cigs, weed, whatever
3) No drugs on my property - well, maybe a little chiefin' out back, but other than that, nothing other than 40s.
4) Absolutely, no burnouts, speeding, or disrespecting of my neighborhood, hey, I gotta deal with these people when we leave
5) we are leaving at 9:00am sharp!!
6) showers are first come, first serve - if you get a cold shower, your either out of luck, or you better have gotten some the night before
7) No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
9) Be courteous and help clean up in the morning or that night
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke
11) Be cool, relax, no fighting.
Maybe I'll think of more later and please feel free to add if you wish. Can't wait to meet all of you and see who can put up the best Dyno #s. If you need directions to my pad, please IM me separately. I'm not going to post it on here so some ****** can steal my car, even though it's in the garage every night. Thank you very much and I'm glad I can be of service to all you peeps. Feel free to leave a donation on the way out.
Do you have an old bucket by any chance? or anything else for an ashtray/cig butt collector to put outside? If not I'll find something cause I sure as **** don't wanna be picking up cigs the next morning.
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (Dave-ROR)
yeah, I got several ash trays outside cause I smoke - also large buckets for both cig butts and throw up
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yeah, I got several ash trays outside cause I smoke - also large buckets for both cig butts and throw up
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why not? Cheers! 
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (RealTypeR)
1) (most important) - you steal my ****, I break your face
3) No drugs on my property - well, maybe a little chiefin' out back, but other than that, nothing other than 40s.
7) No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke.
Feel free to leave a donation on the way out.
3) No drugs on my property - well, maybe a little chiefin' out back, but other than that, nothing other than 40s.
7) No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke.
Feel free to leave a donation on the way out.
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (RealTypeR)
7) No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
9) Be courteous and help clean up in the morning or that night
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke
11) Be cool, relax, no fighting.
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
9) Be courteous and help clean up in the morning or that night
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke
11) Be cool, relax, no fighting.
12. Dave, no sexual activity with his dog. I've seen your rap sheet.
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (VaporTrail)
7) No homosexual activity on my property is permitted
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
9) Be courteous and help clean up in the morning or that night
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke
11) Be cool, relax, no fighting.
Yeah, I'll add:
12. Dave, no sexual activity with his dog. I've seen your rap sheet.
8) Be nice to my dog - she's a 2 year old beagle and if you **** with her, you **** with us
9) Be courteous and help clean up in the morning or that night
10) Throwing up is to be done over the fence or in the toilet and you better use the nice smell stuff if you puke
11) Be cool, relax, no fighting.
Yeah, I'll add:
12. Dave, no sexual activity with his dog. I've seen your rap sheet.
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (RealTypeR)
Good rules, I agree with all of them, though especially agree with #1, #3, #7, and #11
Jason- who will initiate the face breaking with Marc if needed
Jason- who will initiate the face breaking with Marc if needed
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (VaporTrail)
Yeah, I'll add:
12. Dave, no sexual activity with his dog. I've seen your rap sheet.
12. Dave, no sexual activity with his dog. I've seen your rap sheet.
heh
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (Blue-POS)
I can't wait 
Be at the party with the ex. hahaha, after a little convincing she is gonna go and try and have fun, but no body try anything if she gets drunk
Be at the party with the ex. hahaha, after a little convincing she is gonna go and try and have fun, but no body try anything if she gets drunk
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (naturalvx)
I can't wait Be at the party with the ex. hahaha, after a little convincing she is gonna go and try and have fun, but no body try anything if she gets drunk
Be at the party with the ex. hahaha, after a little convincing she is gonna go and try and have fun, but no body try anything if she gets drunk
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (naturalvx)
I can't wait Be at the party with the ex. hahaha, after a little convincing she is gonna go and try and have fun, but no body try anything if she gets drunk
Be at the party with the ex. hahaha, after a little convincing she is gonna go and try and have fun, but no body try anything if she gets drunk
if she's hot and drunk....don't count on her not getting hit on!!!
NOT by me cause i'm shy.....
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (chad)
Sweet... well it looks like the real men who will be up late drinking will not get any where to sleep so it looks like I'm going to have to drink till I pass out
FYI. the back of tegs with the rear seats down is pretty damn comfy, its even better since its cold out so you just need the windows down a little to stay kewl, just brink a binky or something
FYI. the back of tegs with the rear seats down is pretty damn comfy, its even better since its cold out so you just need the windows down a little to stay kewl, just brink a binky or something
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (AssPenny)
hahahah slept in the backseat of both of my DC's as well as 1 of my egs It's really not that bad although sometimse the front seat can be conftorable.
It's really not that bad although sometimse the front seat can be conftorable.
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Re: OFFICIAL POST about my house party, whatever you wanna call it, FLORIDA ROCKS (AssPenny)
This is hilarious...
Are you offering grab bags and a pinata as well? If only I had heard you say "chiefin'" in person...
Are you offering grab bags and a pinata as well? If only I had heard you say "chiefin'" in person...