Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL!
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Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL!
The last 2 times I have posted about thief/Opie encounters they have been serious.
Thief encounter 1 Thief encounter 2
Tonite was fun for a change.
As usual, while driving home from my gf's house I started noticing hyper white headlights in the rear view. They were with me for a few blocks when I figured they were following me home. Once again, I had gotten the jump on them. I start driving aggravatingly slow. Slow enough that any one not following me just drove around me, honked and cursed (I love NY). The car is still behind me.
Well, I had picked up some groceries after work for my mother and they were still on my passenger floor. I pull up to the same light that I was at when I was almost car jacked a few months ago and signal that I am going left, from the right lane. I had no intention of going left whereas my house was to the right. They ablige and do the same, so I got out.
"Are f'in serious, bro?! You think I don't f'in see you following me?! Gethefuckoutaheeah!"
The passengers in the Accord full of tards stare at me like I'm not talking to them. I think to myself "Ok, screw it". I grap the grocery bag ang pulled out the first thing I grapped a hold of and whaled it at the car.
BOOM! Splat!
A whole tub of cottage cheese started dripping off the Accord's windshield. I got back in my caR and made my right turn like nothing happened. The retards just kept going straight.
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Thief encounter 1 Thief encounter 2
Tonite was fun for a change.
As usual, while driving home from my gf's house I started noticing hyper white headlights in the rear view. They were with me for a few blocks when I figured they were following me home. Once again, I had gotten the jump on them. I start driving aggravatingly slow. Slow enough that any one not following me just drove around me, honked and cursed (I love NY). The car is still behind me.
Well, I had picked up some groceries after work for my mother and they were still on my passenger floor. I pull up to the same light that I was at when I was almost car jacked a few months ago and signal that I am going left, from the right lane. I had no intention of going left whereas my house was to the right. They ablige and do the same, so I got out.
"Are f'in serious, bro?! You think I don't f'in see you following me?! Gethefuckoutaheeah!"
The passengers in the Accord full of tards stare at me like I'm not talking to them. I think to myself "Ok, screw it". I grap the grocery bag ang pulled out the first thing I grapped a hold of and whaled it at the car.
BOOM! Splat!
A whole tub of cottage cheese started dripping off the Accord's windshield. I got back in my caR and made my right turn like nothing happened. The retards just kept going straight.
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (nightrider)
ROFL,
Opie you are the man.....
fking basterd thieves never know when to quit
Opie you are the man.....
fking basterd thieves never know when to quit
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (opie)
He's got a hundred guns a hundred clips he's opie from N.Y N.Y, And this is how we do. 
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (r573)
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (baonest)
I dont know if throwing a tub of cottage cheese at potential multiple theives who might be armed is a good idea, but hey do what must be done. You must be really worried at this point, three incidents as such is most definatly no joke.
Glad you are alright, and more importantly the R is still in safe hands.
Glad you are alright, and more importantly the R is still in safe hands.
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (opie)
cottage cheese opie?
have you considered these fun alternatives:
cantalope
watermelon (non-seedless)
pinapple
honeydew melon
papaya
5 kiwis in rapid percussion
have you considered these fun alternatives:
cantalope
watermelon (non-seedless)
pinapple
honeydew melon
papaya
5 kiwis in rapid percussion
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (opie)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Opie!!!
As for doubting the power of a whole tub of cottage cheese, in NYC you need to have your head checked... Or that's what the fucken scumbags thing and will leave you alone, forever!.
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Opie!!!
As for doubting the power of a whole tub of cottage cheese, in NYC you need to have your head checked... Or that's what the fucken scumbags thing and will leave you alone, forever!.
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (opie)
LoL....j00z a crazy ****
fawk thieves...
glad to hear the situation didn't get anymore out of hand Op
fawk thieves...
glad to hear the situation didn't get anymore out of hand Op
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with all these encounters, I hope you carry some other weapons besides cottage cheese haha
i say you get a video camera, and next time it happens, just start taping as you drive, then stop, get out, and start taping them as they sit behind you at the light. walk up to the car and get all up in their face with the video camera and then throw something or spit at them or whatever.
i say you get a video camera, and next time it happens, just start taping as you drive, then stop, get out, and start taping them as they sit behind you at the light. walk up to the car and get all up in their face with the video camera and then throw something or spit at them or whatever.
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great idea.
great idea.
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (davidnyc)
Cottage Cheese?
Is there some impending diet that we aren't aware of yet?
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Then we bring you and him to rod and my neck of the "woods" and you guys get freaked out when there's nuttin but flora and fauna for miles and we mention Deliverance.
jOO guys crack me up...
Is there some impending diet that we aren't aware of yet?
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by davidnyc »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">This is why I live in the Bronx and not Lower Westchester... the suburbs are crazy.
</TD></TR></TABLE>Then we bring you and him to rod and my neck of the "woods" and you guys get freaked out when there's nuttin but flora and fauna for miles and we mention Deliverance.
jOO guys crack me up...
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Re: Yeah, so I got followed home again last night and got out of the car, again. LOL! (1GreyTeg)
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Is there some impending diet that we aren't aware of yet?
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ROFL. You know that's not in the works. Although I would like too fit a race bucket some day
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Then we bring you and him to rod and my neck of the "woods" and you guys get freaked out when there's nuttin but flora and fauna for miles and we mention Deliverance.
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You guys up there are freaks. Dave and myself are city boys, we'll walk thru traffic no problem, navigate Manhattan without a problem, but take away the street lights and we go runnin'.
Is there some impending diet that we aren't aware of yet?
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ROFL. You know that's not in the works. Although I would like too fit a race bucket some day
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 1GreyTeg »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
Then we bring you and him to rod and my neck of the "woods" and you guys get freaked out when there's nuttin but flora and fauna for miles and we mention Deliverance.
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You guys up there are freaks. Dave and myself are city boys, we'll walk thru traffic no problem, navigate Manhattan without a problem, but take away the street lights and we go runnin'.