Theives almost got my GF's car
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Theives almost got my GF's car
So I recieved a disturbing phone call tuesday morning. It was my GF and she told me someone had tried stealing her 2000 Si. So being the great man I am 
, I hopped in the R and went down to her school.
When I got there, the police were dusting the whole car for fingerprints, which they didnt find any, except mine under the hood
. They told us they had worn gloves because there were glove prints all over the car. They had pried her window open, popped the door, ripped the ground for the alarm out, then busted the steering column open. They got the car started and got about 15 feet, when OH NO SOMEONE PUT A FUEL KILL SWITCH IN THE CAR. Ha Ha. They were probably pissed as hell man, lol. I would pay a lot of money to see the look on those kids faces when the car stalled.
The cops said "they must have wanted the V-tec engine". The fucked up part is that security is supposed to be patrolling these parking lots, which arent very big at all. It happened at 9:00 in the morning. She had driven from where she lives to the school, and while she was in class, they went for it. I went straight for the security office after the police left. I let that guy have it. I guess security is one step below coaching pee-wee football, because this guy had a whistle and everything. Oh well, Now my Girl doesnt take her car to school anymore thanks to these *******
, I hopped in the R and went down to her school. When I got there, the police were dusting the whole car for fingerprints, which they didnt find any, except mine under the hood
. They told us they had worn gloves because there were glove prints all over the car. They had pried her window open, popped the door, ripped the ground for the alarm out, then busted the steering column open. They got the car started and got about 15 feet, when OH NO SOMEONE PUT A FUEL KILL SWITCH IN THE CAR. Ha Ha. They were probably pissed as hell man, lol. I would pay a lot of money to see the look on those kids faces when the car stalled. The cops said "they must have wanted the V-tec engine". The fucked up part is that security is supposed to be patrolling these parking lots, which arent very big at all. It happened at 9:00 in the morning. She had driven from where she lives to the school, and while she was in class, they went for it. I went straight for the security office after the police left. I let that guy have it. I guess security is one step below coaching pee-wee football, because this guy had a whistle and everything. Oh well, Now my Girl doesnt take her car to school anymore thanks to these *******
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next time set the car to explode. kill the theives, and insurance will cover the loss of the car. just make sure to have a sign that says "this car will self destruct if any ***** *** theif tries to take it", that way you cant be sued 
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Re: (RTW DC2)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RTW DC2 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">next time set the car to explode. kill the theives, and insurance will cover the loss of the car. just make sure to have a sign that says "this car will self destruct if any ***** *** theif tries to take it", that way you cant be sued </TD></TR></TABLE>
Unless the sign is destroyed as well during the the blast.
</TD></TR></TABLE>Unless the sign is destroyed as well during the the blast.
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Re: Theives almost got my GF's car (98ITR#0020)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 98ITR#0020 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">They got the car started and got about 15 feet, when OH NO SOMEONE PUT A FUEL KILL SWITCH IN THE CAR. </TD></TR></TABLE>
LMAO! Nice job man.
LMAO! Nice job man.
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Unless the sign is destroyed as well during the the blast. </TD></TR></TABLE>
take a pic of it. so when the police comes and sees all the dead fried bodies inside, you can show the pic to the officer and say "see officer, they were warned, but i guess they wanted to have bbq for breakfast"
damn, thaz crazy. they tried jacking it 9 AM IN THE MORNING?!?!?!?! who in tha fck does that sht?
Unless the sign is destroyed as well during the the blast.
</TD></TR></TABLE>take a pic of it. so when the police comes and sees all the dead fried bodies inside, you can show the pic to the officer and say "see officer, they were warned, but i guess they wanted to have bbq for breakfast"
damn, thaz crazy. they tried jacking it 9 AM IN THE MORNING?!?!?!?! who in tha fck does that sht?
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Re: (pos hatch)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by pos hatch »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">cut off switch= 1
cocksucking thieves= 0</TD></TR></TABLE>
cocksucking thieves= 0</TD></TR></TABLE>
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Re: (mikestypeRR)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mikestypeRR »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">any kind of cut off switch is a must .....
</TD></TR></TABLE> Thats what the cop said.
Already thought of the sign: Better luck next time *******
</TD></TR></TABLE> Thats what the cop said.
Already thought of the sign: Better luck next time *******
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Re: (ps2wiz)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by pos hatch »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">cut off switch= 1
cocksucking thieves= 0</TD></TR></TABLE>
cocksucking thieves= 0</TD></TR></TABLE>
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Re: Theives almost got my GF's car (98ITR#0020)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 98ITR#0020 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">She flips the switch everywhere we go, even my driveway. I teach my bitches right </TD></TR></TABLE>
I may have to print this page and bring it out next time you roll
</TD></TR></TABLE> I may have to print this page and bring it out next time you roll
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Re: Theives almost got my GF's car (98ITR#0020)
Theives.....I am thinking of getting a Integra and well with these cars being stolen alot, I think I might reconsider. I know that one Integra key can open another integra, but I sure yuo guys allready knew that. I wonder......as a anti theft measure if you dont have a alarm or a fancy fuel cut, just take the ecu with you. Of course dont lose it.
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Re: Theives almost got my GF's car (NBP #0933)
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LMAO! Nice job man.</TD></TR></TABLE>
YES!!!!!!!!!!! F***ING Awesome!!!!!
LMAO! Nice job man.</TD></TR></TABLE>
YES!!!!!!!!!!! F***ING Awesome!!!!!
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Re: Theives almost got my GF's car (EVO 8)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by EVO 8 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Theives.....I am thinking of getting a Integra and well with these cars being stolen alot, I think I might reconsider. I know that one Integra key can open another integra, but I sure yuo guys allready knew that. I wonder......as a anti theft measure if you dont have a alarm or a fancy fuel cut, just take the ecu with you. Of course dont lose it.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Thieves carry ECU's to get around problems like immobilizers, etc. Kill switch is better.
Thieves carry ECU's to get around problems like immobilizers, etc.
Kill switch is better.
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Re: Theives almost got my GF's car (98ITR#0020)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 98ITR#0020 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">She flips the switch everywhere we go, even my driveway. I teach my bitches right </TD></TR></TABLE>
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JinDIESEL »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">damn, thaz crazy. they tried jacking it 9 AM IN THE MORNING?!?!?!?! who in tha fck does that sht?</TD></TR></TABLE>
Someone tried to jack my **** at 10am, right when EVERYONE is getting to school. *****? No, I think just homegrown stupidity.
Someone tried to jack my **** at 10am, right when EVERYONE is getting to school. *****? No, I think just homegrown stupidity.
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