Just put an ebay intake on my 1.5 DX ED, guess what she just dynoed at 746 horsepower with a surprizing 975 ft lbs. of torque. I just ran an 7.8 at 189 mph and I get 90 miles to the gallon...Seriously. Ok I wanted this to be a post about ludicrous gains in hp and ignorant assumptions about technical aspects of cars. Lets hear some funny ones. I'm talking things you have actually heard people say.