My name is Jack. I got a great deal on a Midnight Purple 1999 Honda Accord EX w/V6, only 106,000 original miles. Mint condition no rust or rot, car was from South Carolina. Had it about a week and already someone hit rear driver side taillight and someone, not me, miss judged a parking spot and scratched the passenger side front bumper.

 

Jack...that does not sound fun.