Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Jordo)
 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jordo &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"why is your car soo bouncey?"</TD></TR></TABLE>

did you respond with: "Because you have big titties!"

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (skafia)
 

" Wow can your car do 270 mph???" -Euro Cluster https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

" Gee your seats are hard, I hit my tailbone trying to get in!" -Recaro SPG

"Why are your lights so bright???" -Female cop referring to oem hid

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (skafia)
 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by skafia &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

did you respond with: "Because you have big titties!"</TD></TR></TABLE>

i told her because im STIFF https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (skafia)
 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by skafia &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

did you respond with: "Because you have big titties!"</TD></TR></TABLE>

Ahh, the visual of him getting a nice hand print accross the cheek.... https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
 

My little Italian widowed neighbor---&gt; (in a tiny Italian accent) "That car is so pretty makes me wanna dance the tarantela"

My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---&gt; "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my ass stinks?"

My Mom---&gt; "White on white? What are you a guido?"

My Mom---&gt; "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---&gt; "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (opie112)
 

Oh no...

Leave it to Opie to put a smile on my face for the day...

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Bbasso)
 

oh yeah i forgot! did you get in an accident and replace your hood with a black one. refering to post above with the CF https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif
fuuny shit OPIE

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (RinBlue)
 

i dont drive an R but i do get this comment alot from girlz " wow do you have nos?!!!" https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmileo.gif

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (opie112)
 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by opie112 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---&gt; "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my ass stinks?"

My Mom---&gt; "White on white? What are you a guido?"</TD></TR></TABLE>
LOL.

I've also gotten the questions about speed with my JDM cluster, chrome wheels, and asked if it was a Type R (it's a GSR, and i was asked back when i still had the GSR rims on it https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif)

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Jordo)
 

lol, these comments crack me up

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (P h i)
 

yeah, I've gotten the sex comment too...
(not on the alcantara damnit!!!)

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (RGoose18)
 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RGoose18 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"This PY paint job makes me horny"

haha, j/k https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

</TD></TR></TABLE>

lollllllll https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
 

When I went to sell mine I had two ignorant ass questions...

1. Is it a 5 speed?
2. Does it have leather?

I hung up on the bitch.

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (B_Something)
 

What made you paint your integra yellow? https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emhammer.gif

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (opie112)
 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by opie112 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">My little Italian widowed neighbor---&gt; (in a tiny Italian accent) "That car is so pretty makes me wanna dance the tarantela"

My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---&gt; "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my ass stinks?"

My Mom---&gt; "White on white? What are you a guido?"

My Mom---&gt; "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---&gt; "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"</TD></TR></TABLE>

LOL - best post ever. LOL!!

A few old asshole friends used to have underhanded comments about my sexuality and the color of the car. They said that until I asked them where their girlfriends were (while mine was standing there), and especially after they went for a ride, a ride specifically to shut them up https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (EVIL_EKology)
 

aaahahahahah

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (onyx00)
 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by onyx00 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Before every drive my girl recites the prayer:

"Dear God, please protect the rocket car, and all those who dwell within the rocket car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif

Louie~ who just fell out of his chair..ouch!

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (4DoorGeezer)
 

them: "thats not a real type R, they have leather"
me: "i know i just bought the 5 lug, paint, suspension and engine for my ls https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif"

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (4DoorGeezer)
 

You spent 25k on a car and you don't want to drive it to the mall or the movies ???

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (EVIL_EKology)
 

TYPE R???

Dont you get those decals from wal mart?-Random Ricer https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emthdown.gif

you spend 25k for each car that you can only drive in the summer?-Momee https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmileo.gif

Does it have nos?-Random ricers

Can i drive it-EX GF https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emthdown.gif Fuck no https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmileo.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...es/emsmile.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif She ewanted to leran standart on it https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emthdown.gif

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (4DoorGeezer)
 

I've had a cop insist I painted my car yellow.

My boss after riding on my new suspension set on stiff. "Man I almost threw up my lunch on the freeway"

My gf did not really like the ITR when I bought it, she always would let me know that she liked the "cute silver one better(00 ls)", one day after we went for a ride with newly installed t1r bpipe and spoon n1(thanks blueR) she says.

"now I know why girls like sports cars, they vibrate" https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

I have not heard anything about the LS since then.

Ungawa... That's caveman for "Nice R!"
 

I don't own an R, but I've had a few.

1.

Me discussing the integra and what all I have done to it.
Them - Isn't the integra the lower version of the Civic?
Me - http://images.honda-tech.com/set1//smile/emcrook.gif

2.

Me - (Pulling up to a stoplight with the windows open and some music on).
Kids on side of road riding bikes - You car is the best car I have ever seen!
Me - (Confused that a near stock integra with exhaust, lowered a little bit with 18s would impress someone that much) Thanks.
Kids - Will you take me for a ride in it?
Me - Sorry, I gotta get going.
Kid - I'll buy it for $50.
Me - Ummm.. erm.. light turned green. Later!


Modified by ThePro at 12:36 PM 2/20/2004

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (opie112)
 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by opie112 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
My Mom---&gt; "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---&gt; "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"</TD></TR></TABLE>

You asshole, there's now water all over my keyboard and monitor and my co-workers think i'm stoned b/c I'm laughing like a school girl,....

I've gotten

"I thought you said you had a nice car"
"What's with the two-tone?" (cf hood)
"Were back seats an option?"
"I don't like these seats" (JDM recaros while trying to recline to 'cristen' the car https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emwink.gif )

Re: Ungawa... That's caveman for "Nice R!" (ThePro)
 

One more asshat comment that i get

Dam dawg why didnt you get 18's??(as they wonder why the hell i got 16's-volk te37's)